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Reviews by 'calmer'
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22025
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#1 (2010)
Rungo receives odd pencil.
Oct 10, 2013
Scored 0/5
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Show-biz owners boost morale.
May 11, 2006
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$pent (2000)
Max craves gambler's rush.
Sep 24, 2012
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'E' (1981)
E-B-onics.
Jun 13, 2006
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'G' Men (1935)
Brick's thrown at mob.
Jun 13, 2006
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'G' Men (1935)
Cagney delivers Zanuck's lines.
Jun 13, 2006
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'Gator Bait (1976)
Bayou babe baits bastards.
Jun 13, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Bitter Ice-T ruins Christmas.
Jun 16, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Park Avenue pusher abducted.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Salem's bloodier by Hauer.
Jun 16, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Daffy, Sam cashed in.
Jun 16, 2006
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Dreamship crew misses Uranus.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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? (2005)
Blowup doll completes trio.
Mar 23, 2007
Unscored
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon's buried in Paris.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Vacant Hilton's vapid video.
Feb 25, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton's pubic access channel.
Feb 25, 2007
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Human Jizz Mops III.
Jun 20, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Meal's member lickin' good.
Jul 23, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Enjoy The Missionary Position (2010)
Nora ignores sexual sanctions.
Sep 9, 2012
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1� Knights - In Search Of The Ravishing Princess Herzelinde (2008)
Schweiger salutes Monty Python.
Aug 1, 2011
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10 On Ten (2004)
Ten lessons from Tehran.
Sep 5, 2007
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100 Days With Mr. Arrogant (2004)
Ha-yeong's hundredth day dump.
Oct 17, 2011
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100 Lives (2009)
Daughter's death transforms teacher.
Mar 7, 2008
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1000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)
Thousand thugs get hugs.
May 30, 2006
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1000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)
Daughter gains 1,000 hards.
May 30, 2006
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11th Hour, The (2007)
Environmental DiCapriomentary.
May 17, 2007
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12 Rounds (2009)
Baxter brawls for babe.
Apr 7, 2008
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12 Rounds (2009)
Fisher fights for fianc�e.
Sep 11, 2012
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Preteen girl gets dusted.
Sep 11, 2012
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13 Minutes (2015)
Elser elaborates on plot.
Jul 13, 2017
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13th Grade (2005)
Dustin Diamond does Delaware.
Nov 8, 2012
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1408 (2007)
1408 scares Cusack straight.
Jun 14, 2008
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17 Sui De Tian Kong (2004)
Gay virgin loves Bai.
Feb 18, 2013
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18 Grams Of Love (2007)
Young hubbies bait wives.
Aug 16, 2011
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18th Electricity Plan, The (2006)
Grieves gives Curtin grief.
Jan 23, 2008
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1945 (2017)
Jilted Jews come home.
Nov 2, 2017
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2 Days In Paris (2007)
Jack attacks French prophylactic.
Sep 23, 2007
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2:37 (2006)
High schoolers' daily hurdles.
Apr 5, 2011
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200 Pounds Beauty (2006)
Han-na's hundred pound booty.
Jul 12, 2011
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2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillys (2010)
Sullivan's Lewis remake sequel.
Mar 4, 2012
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2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
Menage assists Dix.
May 21, 2008
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2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
Lavatory fart launches Leslie.
Oct 21, 2012
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2046 (2004)
Wong look into future.
Aug 13, 2012
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21 Grams (2003)
Melodrama and cardiology intertwined.
Dec 23, 2006
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21 Grams (2003)
Arriaga Penns gritty parable.
Dec 23, 2006
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21st Century Wolf (2006)
J.J.'s hair trigger temper.
Nov 23, 2012
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21st Century Wolf (2006)
Producer's high caliber karma.
Apr 19, 2013
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28 Days Later (2002)
Manchester gets a makeover.
Mar 22, 2006
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2gether (2000)
Buss takes road trip.
Jul 6, 2009
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3 Needles (2005)
Thom thumbs AIDS scenarios.
Apr 4, 2011
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3 Ninjas (1992)
Kingsley loves being bad.
May 21, 2007
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3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995)
Youngsters champion Native Americans.
Jan 10, 2008
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3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Bale escorts baleful Crowe.
Nov 24, 2012
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Vampires pay extended visit.
May 19, 2008
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36K (2000)
Rivals clash over Jewels.
Mar 30, 2013
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3some (2005)
Relationships from Fanny's view.
May 30, 2011
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4 Minutes (2006)
Jenny has musical epiphany.
Aug 16, 2011
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4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days (2007)
Eastern bloc abortion saga.
Feb 13, 2008
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40 Bands 80 Minutes! (2006)
40 bands command camera.
May 13, 2008
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Poker player Andy's straight.
May 5, 2008
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5 Centimetres Per Second (2007)
Takaki toils over time.
Jan 3, 2012
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50 Films To See Before You Die (2006)
Must sees before mortuary.
Apr 28, 2008
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6 Month Rule (2011)
Sophie retools Tyler's rules.
Mar 16, 2013
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645 Wellington (2002)
Montreal renter vs landlord.
Sep 9, 2012
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68 Kill (2017)
Chip dips, ducks, dodges.
Jul 26, 2017
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6ix Crabs (2008)
Dopey Smokey minds Pippo.
Feb 19, 2010
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7-10 Split (2007)
Vegas fingers big balls.
Sep 20, 2010
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7-Teen Sips (2000)
'Breakfast Club' on skateboards.
Jan 26, 2008
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9 mm (2009)
Letter stirs lonely Katia.
Mar 1, 2011
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96 Souls (2016)
Sutree wants smells seen.
Jun 17, 2017
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9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Ace straightens around orifice.
Nov 1, 2011
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A Call To Spy (2019)
SOE seeks female spies.
Oct 1, 2020
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A Certain Justice (2014)
John defends call girl.
Feb 14, 2014
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A Ciambra (2017)
Pubescent Pio's adult poses.
Nov 6, 2017
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
California comically lacks Latinos.
Jun 24, 2012
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Nada Mexican in sight.
Mar 21, 2011
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A Horrible Way To Die (2010)
Killer comes to Columbia.
Sep 9, 2012
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A M�o Do Macaco (2008)
Monkey's paw inspires awe.
Apr 13, 2013
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A Night To Regret (2018)
Chelsea awakens dormant stalker.
Jul 2, 2018
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A Nun's Curse (2020)
Monday's rough on inmates.
Apr 12, 2020
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A Prayer Before Dawn (2017)
Muay Thai spells freedom.
Jan 20, 2018
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A Serious Game (2016)
Avid Arvid's amorous arc.
Jan 9, 2017
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A Slight Case Of Murder (1999)
Macy muddies murky case.
Jun 10, 2019
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A Winter Rose (2016)
Rose replaces Love.
Dec 6, 2016
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A Woman, A Part (2016)
Hollywood hustle breaks Baskin.
Mar 23, 2017
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Abacus: Small Enough To Jail (2016)
Abacus bears industry cross.
Feb 11, 2017
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Abandoned Dead (2015)
Security guard fears dark.
Mar 7, 2017
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Abandoned, The (2006)
Marie's Russian after answers.
Jan 24, 2011
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Abbey Of Thelema (2007)
Crowley founds occult order.
Nov 13, 2012
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Abbott And Costello Go To Mars (1953)
Venus appears deceptively Utopian.
Jun 19, 2006
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Abbott And Costello In The Foreign Legion (1950)
Wrestling coaches become Legionnaires.
Jun 21, 2006
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Abbott And Costello In The Navy (1941)
Entertainer seeks Navy anonymity.
Jun 21, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1953)
Jekyll bails out duo.
Jun 21, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Universal combines comedy, creatures.
Jun 24, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld (1994)
Seinfeld hosts, 'Africa Screams'.
Jun 24, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Keystone Kops (1955)
Comics get conned, even.
Jun 24, 2006
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
Embalmed pursues balmy comics.
Jun 24, 2006
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Abby (1974)
Abby punts Emmett's balls.
Jun 25, 2006
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ABCD (1999)
Nina gets Ashok.
Jun 25, 2006
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ABCD (1999)
Marital arrangement rogers Raj.
Jun 25, 2006
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