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241
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Goldfinger (1964)
Galore is Bond blombshell.
Jul 23, 2010
Unscored
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Saruman breaks the lore.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
How The Magician Got The Best Of The Installment Man (1900)
Sorcery bests joinery.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
How The Magician Got The Best Of The Installment Man (1900)
Sleight of wand.
Sep 4, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush's arsenal of hypocrisy.
May 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Barbarella (1968)
Dildano gets hand job.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Haunting, The (1999)
Gothic haunting, Catherine's boots!
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Logan's Run (1976)
Carous-hell.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Pack Mules With Ammunition On The Santiago Trail, Cuba (1898)
Ammo up the ass!
Feb 21, 2008
Unscored
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(8)
Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1952)
Royal doppelganger battles conspirators.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
C'�tait Un Rendez-vous (1976)
Legendary Parisian urban racing.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Tossing A Nigger In A Blanket (1898)
Black comedy. Woolly plot.
Sep 24, 2007
Unscored
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(9)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Barns, Wallace targets dame.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
C'�tait Un Rendez-vous (1976)
Lelouch's cinema verite icon.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Workaholic (1996)
Max resists a rest.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Monsturd (2003)
Brownian motion.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
North West Frontier (1959)
Lom's infanticide moral dilemma.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Incident At Vichy (1973)
Garlic Gestapo's inseine incident.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Johnny Doughboy (1942)
Youthful friend in knead.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Shake and bake Spock.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Aesthetic Indulgence, An (1985)
Wife numb; husband numb-er.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Jim experiences sexual bonding.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Angel Heart (1987)
Bonet boned Electra style.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Dog Factory (1904)
Worst wurst.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Jean De Florette (1986)
Genes de Florette/Cesar.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Knightley fantasy football.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Monsters' 'first dance' macabre.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Erotic Witch Project 2: Book Of Seduction (2000)
The Witches of Eastdick.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
The Barber of Civility.
Apr 5, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Artless Austentatious Asian adaptation.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Hairdresser's Husband, The (1990)
From hair to eternity.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Postman Always Rings Twice, The (1981)
Alpha mail.
Jul 5, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
THX 1138 (1971)
Shaven haven lovers beware.
May 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Village, The (2004)
Elders' Halloween stunt backfires.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Iron britches, rubber 'cock'.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Poetry in e-motion, vice-versa.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Emmanuelle Goes Japanese (1976)
Miso horny baby!
Jan 16, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Event Horizon (1997)
Justin distressed, depressed, decompressed.
Dec 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Independence Day (1996)
Aliens need Norton update.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(12)
Lantana (2001)
Samaritan hurls shoe clue.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Mussolini Visits Hitler (1937)
Dedicated follower of fascism.
Aug 7, 2007
Unscored
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(12)
Aliens (1986)
Burke speculates, Bishop speculummed.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Cock Fight, The (1894)
Bantam of the Ovular.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
In The Year Of The Pig (1968)
MC(MLXVIII) ham-mer time.
Dec 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Broken Lease, The (1912)
Walsh's 'Please Re-lease Me'.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Way French Bathing Girls Bathe, The (1899)
Dunk-her-k.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Westworld (1973)
Delos ex machina.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)
Sky blows New Orleans.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
One Inch From Victory (1944)
Stalin: Georgian reigning knight.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
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(12)
Tom Hits His Head (2003)
Tom dazed and contused.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
21 Grams (2003)
Watts' bad heir day.
May 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Laager jager's lager saga.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
King Arthur (2004)
Arthur Roman?! Mosaic plot.
May 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Big punches, who cares?
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Prodigal Son, The (2006)
Return Of The Kin.
Apr 19, 2008
Unscored
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(13)
Soldier Child (1998)
Ugandan infantrycide.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Bronte Sisters, The (1979)
Consumption - literary and literal.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Lantana (2001)
Australian breakdowns: marriages,car.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Nazis: Blitzkrieg, The (1989)
Blitzkrieg! Resistance is Fuhrertile.
Feb 10, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Porridge (1979)
Fletch does oat cuisine.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Eraserhead (1977)
Love in a radiator.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Moby Dick: The True Story (2002)
Sad tale, audience, blubber.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Naughton wolf, Agutter vixen!
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Fresh slappers, fish suppers.
Dec 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(13)
I, Robot (2004)
Sonny shares his dream.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Jaws (1975)
Amity calamity: lilos discounted.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Jesus' Son (1999)
The son also rises.
Mar 26, 2008
Unscored
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(13)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Sith provoke force majeure.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(13)
Withnail & I (1987)
Avuncular alcoholic : beastly burglar!
Jul 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Paul shoots, he scars.
May 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Romans trashed, Jesus thrashed.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Terrific Hannibal faces music.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
The power of pyre!
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Zulu (1964)
Battling boyos' Victoria Crossathon.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Coitus uninterruptus.
May 27, 2007
Unscored
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(14)
Snatched To The Future (1991)
Future licked into shape.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Media spun, Somalis won?
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Plane 'Final Destination's Donnie.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Friday Night Lights (2004)
Footballing Odessa steps up.
May 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
SQUAT team - crack response.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
I see dead Padme.
Nov 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)
Gay health issues analysed.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Slower tree in motion.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Palaces Of A Queen (1967)
Crass houses stow thrones.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
28 Days Later (2002)
Furry ferments fatal fury.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Alien (1979)
Ash gets burned.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Tornadoes destroy spin city.
May 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Werewolves On Wheels (1971)
Bike at the moon.
Jun 12, 2007
Unscored
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(15)
Westworld (1973)
Android oils Benjamin's privates.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Withnail & I (1987)
Sybarites, sodomite, vacation, violation.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Dog Factory (1904)
Kebabrador.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Lola: that's shoe business!
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
No tern left unstoned.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
March Of The Anal Sadistic Warrior (1998)
SOS - save arse holes.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
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(16)
Timid Girls And The Terrible Cow, The (1898)
Cow. Belles.
Oct 2, 2008
Unscored
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(16)
Walkabout (1971)
Outback hot, Jenny hotter!
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sam, Frodo: Mordor outing.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson: Father, Christ, mass.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Washing Gold On 20 Above Hunker, Klondike (1901)
Bling of bright water.
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Edison, The Man (1940)
Light entertainment.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
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