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Reviews by 'zulu'
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241
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28 Days Later (2002)
Furry ferments fatal fury.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Alien (1979)
Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Jean De Florette (1986)
Genes de Florette/Cesar.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Liu gets flip-top head.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo's sea breeze retirement.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kidman's magical mystery whore.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(39)
Alien (1979)
Ash gets burned.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(15)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Paul shoots, he scars.
May 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Quentessential katanarama, limbs looted!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uninvited guests ruin wedding.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sam, Frodo: Mordor outing.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Slower tree in motion.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Withnail & I (1987)
Sybarites, sodomite, vacation, violation.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Aliens (1986)
Burke speculates, Bishop speculummed.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Hans that do ditches.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Downfall (2004)
Final springtime for Hitler.
Dec 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sauron's lighthouse turned off.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eagle Airways medivacs hobbits.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Platoon (1986)
Sheen's battle with Charlie.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Withnail & I (1987)
Avuncular alcoholic : beastly burglar!
Jul 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Withnail & I (1987)
Urban existentialism; urbane exhibitionism.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Withnail & I (1987)
Grant's washed-up actor washes-up.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Zulu (1964)
Battling boyos' Victoria Crossathon.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Boy un-meets girl.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Saruman breaks the lore.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum gets lava shampoo.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Withnail & I (1987)
Burgundy, bon ami, buggery.
Jul 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Withnail & I (1987)
'I' fought the law.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Event Horizon (1997)
Justin distressed, depressed, decompressed.
Dec 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Hairdresser's Husband, The (1990)
From hair to eternity.
Jan 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Lantana (2001)
Australian breakdowns: marriages,car.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(57)
Shrek (2001)
Ogre's 'Diet of Worms'.
May 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(63)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Hijack forces R2 detour.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Twisted foot plot twist.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(25)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Iron britches, rubber 'cock'.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Westworld (1973)
Border simulation, bordello stimulation.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Westworld (1973)
A Fistful of Delos.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(22)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Laager jager's lager saga.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Shrek (2001)
Smokin' Myers chases dragon.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Rebels flee inHothspitable planet.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Ice cold in Hoth.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Flymo to Des Moines.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(27)
Westworld (1973)
Android oils Benjamin's privates.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(15)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler bones grand-MILF.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(21)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Naughton wolf, Agutter vixen!
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Timewarp bunny stalker, weird.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Axis agent elevates axle.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro kills mocking bird.
Feb 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(29)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Father and son empty-handed.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Westworld (1973)
Delos ex machina.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Show me the Meanie!
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Angel Heart (1987)
Bonet boned Electra style.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Plane 'Final Destination's Donnie.
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Lantana (2001)
Samaritan hurls shoe clue.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Se7en (1995)
SINister Spacey sends F-HEAD-EX.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Terrific Hannibal faces music.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Shake and bake Spock.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Walkabout (1971)
Outback hot, Jenny hotter!
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell cums of age.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(18)
American Pie (1999)
Hannigan band-camp vamp.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Knightley fantasy football.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(11)
C'�tait Un Rendez-vous (1976)
Legendary Parisian urban racing.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Deliverance (1972)
Dentist drilled, redneck killed.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Duel (1971)
Big truck, oh fuck!
May 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Futureworld (1976)
A few Delos more.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Hitler's Search For The Holy Grail (1999)
Eine Reich! Eine cup!
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(20)
In The Year Of The Pig (1968)
MC(MLXVIII) ham-mer time.
Dec 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Jaws (1975)
Lilo and Snatch.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(24)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny Andrews drops acid.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Revolution comes full circle.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Monster's Ball (2001)
When Halle let Billy.
Apr 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
I see dead Padme.
Nov 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan's organs ham-buggered.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(23)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
The power of pyre!
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(14)
21 Grams (2003)
Watts' bad heir day.
May 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(13)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Jim experiences sexual bonding.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Blob, The (1958)
Jelly and I scream!
May 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(44)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush's arsenal of hypocrisy.
May 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(7)
House Of Wax (2005)
Paris: wax or silicone?
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(29)
House Of Wax (2005)
Pole impales Paris, again.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(23)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Serpent's severed stumps sprout.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Big punches, who cares?
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(13)
North West Frontier (1959)
Lom's infanticide moral dilemma.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Peter's Friends (1992)
Stephen Fry's friends actually.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1952)
Royal doppelganger battles conspirators.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Reach For The Sky (1956)
Bader dances with [Focke]wulfs.
Nov 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Titanic (1997)
Excess ice spoils cocktails.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(39)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
I(slanders) have a dram!.
May 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(17)
American Beauty (1999)
Suvari's rose petal bikini.
Aug 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Media spun, Somalis won?
Jul 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
C'�tait Un Rendez-vous (1976)
Lelouch's cinema verite icon.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Poetry in e-motion, vice-versa.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(12)
House Of Wax (2005)
House of whacks.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(26)
Insider, The (1999)
Not in Kancerous anymore.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Lola: that's shoe business!
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Quills (2000)
Frog's porn.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Reach For The Sky (1956)
Tin man guns huns.
Nov 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(17)
THX 1138 (1971)
Shaven haven lovers beware.
May 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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