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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Creamed crackers.
Nov 2, 2009
Unscored
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1984 (1956)
Julia, Winston, subversive sex.
Jul 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes learn tool usage.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
2012 (2009)
Tidal waves extinguish volcanoes.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
49th Parallel (1941)
Transatlantic U-boaters cross border.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
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Abduction (2011)
Lautner is Bourne Jr.
Nov 23, 2011
Unscored
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Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Macon, minimum impact traveller.
Jun 3, 2010
Unscored
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Accused, The (1988)
Foster's pool table rapeing.
Jun 3, 2010
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Aces High (1976)
WW1 rookies - short careers.
Jun 12, 2010
Unscored
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Acne (2003)
Same zits, different days.
Dec 20, 2010
Unscored
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Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall (1972)
Gunner Milligan's war story.
Feb 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Air Force (1943)
Flying Fortress defends Philippines.
Jun 12, 2010
Unscored
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Airport (1970)
Disaster movie? It's plane!
Oct 27, 2010
Unscored
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Airport (1970)
Disaster movie inspires Airplane!
Oct 27, 2010
Unscored
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Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron seeks earthbound 'aliens'.
Jan 16, 2010
Unscored
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Aliens Of The Deep (2005)
Cameron's abyssal documentary.
Jan 17, 2010
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Alpha And Omega (2010)
Alpha? More like D-minus.
Oct 26, 2010
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American Pie (1999)
Apple Pie, extra juicy.
Oct 27, 2010
Unscored
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Animal House (1978)
Frat Wars.
Nov 5, 2010
Unscored
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Animalympics (1980)
Gym-gnat-tics.
Nov 2, 2009
Unscored
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Animalympics (1980)
20km Dog walk.
Nov 5, 2009
Unscored
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Animalympics (1980)
Archery fish.
Nov 5, 2009
Unscored
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Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Run, hoser, run.
Jan 28, 2010
Unscored
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Arrival, The (1996)
ZZ finds ET.
Jun 3, 2010
Unscored
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Assault (1971)
Kendall seeks woodland killer.
Nov 1, 2010
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Milo miles below.
Jun 3, 2010
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Murderer's trail goes cold.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
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Avatar 3 (2025)
Avathird.
Jun 28, 2011
Unscored
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Aviator, The (1985)
Reeve crashes with flapper.
Jun 21, 2010
Unscored
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Awful Adventures Of An Aviator, The (1915)
Airplane! in monochrome.
Jun 13, 2010
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Baby Blue Marine (1976)
Marine mistaken for hero.
Nov 24, 2010
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Back To The Future (1985)
DeLorean is the future?
Jun 19, 2010
Unscored
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Bad Boys (1995)
Smith hunts stolen heroin.
Feb 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Baseball Bugs (1946)
Ball park bunny.
Sep 16, 2011
Unscored
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Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Mouse emulates Basil Rat(h)bone.
Jun 3, 2010
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Battle Royale (2000)
Tonight's homework is murder.
Jun 28, 2010
Unscored
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Battle Royale II (2003)
Desperately seeking Shuya.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
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Beau Geste (1939)
Blue Water, Beau, desert.
Jun 12, 2010
Unscored
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Because I Said So (2007)
Mum matchmakes for Millie.
May 26, 2010
Unscored
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Sandler's tongue, stung.
Jan 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Bee thtings Thandler's btongue.
Dec 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Detroit cop visits LA.
Jun 19, 2010
Unscored
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Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Foley foils fiends, again.
Jun 19, 2010
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
Android Andrew learns humanity.
Feb 17, 2010
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Big Bus, The (1976)
Nuclear bus crosses America.
Jun 3, 2010
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Black Cauldron, The (1985)
Taran seeks psychic pig.
Jun 3, 2010
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Bloody Minded (2005)
Going like the clappers.
Nov 12, 2009
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Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Brooke has baby, accidentally.
Oct 18, 2010
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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Bonnie, Barrow, banks, bullets.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
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Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Washington walks wilderness, westward.
Feb 21, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Sacha upsets Kazakhstanis.
Nov 24, 2009
Unscored
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat in mankini: disturbing.
Dec 9, 2009
Unscored
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Breasts (1996)
Memories of mammaries.
Nov 3, 2009
Unscored
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Bridge At Remagen, The (1969)
GIs cross 'forgotten' bridge.
Nov 24, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget makes blue soup.
Dec 30, 2011
Unscored
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Darcy, Jones, jealousy, jellyfish.
Apr 25, 2010
Unscored
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Brother Bear (2003)
Kenai, Denahi, bearly brothers.
Jun 3, 2010
Unscored
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Br�no (2009)
Sacha upsets Austrians.
Nov 24, 2009
Unscored
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Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
Burgers. The King (Whopper).
Oct 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Burn After Reading (2008)
Coen's unfunny spy comedy.
Oct 20, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Burn After Reading (2008)
Swinton insures against divorce.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Butch, Sundance, bicycle, Bolivia.
Feb 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Callan (1974)
Woodward would. Callan can.
Feb 7, 2015
Scored 4/5
Vote
Carbon Copy (1981)
Washington: wannabe white.
May 17, 2010
Unscored
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Carry On Loving (1970)
Carry On's 'Who's woo.'
Sep 8, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Carry On Matron (1972)
Contraceptive theft drags on.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Carry On Nurse (1959)
Reckless Reckitt confronts Matron.
Jul 23, 2010
Unscored
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Carry On Teacher (1959)
Head's promotion? Kids commotion.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Carry On Up The Jungle (1970)
Boosey hunter seeks baby.
Sep 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Carve Her Name With Pride (1958)
Violette's emboldened.
Dec 28, 2009
Unscored
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Casablanca (1942)
Ilsa eases Blaine's pain.
Feb 11, 2010
Unscored
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio fakes everything.
Jun 20, 2010
Unscored
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Chocolat (2000)
Chocolate shakes up villagers.
Apr 25, 2010
Unscored
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Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Children join Narnian underground.
Nov 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Silver Chair, The (2015)
Return to N4rniA.
Dec 3, 2010
Unscored
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Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Darren learns to suck.
Oct 26, 2009
Unscored
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Class Dismissed: How TV Frames The Working Class (2005)
Class dissed by TV.
Jan 16, 2013
Unscored
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
The re-Hustler.
Sep 7, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Commando (1985)
Arnie is...The Matrix!?
Oct 28, 2010
Unscored
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Con Air (1997)
Cage halts Virus breakout.
Oct 28, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Mel sees conspiracies everywhere.
Jan 24, 2010
Unscored
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ring doughnuts, with cream.
May 8, 2007
Unscored
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Leg or breast meat?
May 8, 2007
Unscored
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Cool Hand, boiled eggs.
Oct 28, 2010
Unscored
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Cooler, The (2003)
Lootz winz lots.
Nov 16, 2010
Unscored
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Coraline (2009)
Coraline in clone-world.
Nov 5, 2010
Unscored
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Cougars, Inc. (2011)
Catty MILFs.
Sep 18, 2011
Unscored
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Crazy Heart (2009)
Bridges: Bad. Farrell: Sweet.
Apr 5, 2011
Unscored
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Li loses Jade blade.
Mar 23, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Cruise Cat (1952)
Ship happens for Tom.
Dec 6, 2010
Unscored
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Cue Ball Cat (1950)
Pool hall pussy cat.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
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Dangerous When Wet (1953)
Tom, Jerry, wetter Esther.
Dec 10, 2010
Unscored
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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)
Monkey see, monkey shoot.
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)
Ape vs (Old)man
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Dead poets inspire students.
Feb 6, 2010
Unscored
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Death By Sex (2005)
Shagged. Out.
Dec 4, 2010
Unscored
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Demonstrating The Action Of An Automatic Piano (1897)
Ivories tickled mechanically.
Dec 31, 2010
Unscored
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Destino (2003)
Disney does Dali drawings.
Nov 11, 2010
Unscored
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Bruce, vest, bullion thieves.
Jul 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Dig That Uranium (1955)
Uranium mine bombs.
May 14, 2010
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