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Little Old Lady from Dubuque (2001)
Four words, never backwards.
Reviews by 'Chris C'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2031
reviews published to date.
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Trolls World Tour (2020)
Rock and Troll
Apr 21, 2020
Unscored
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(4)
Spectre (2015)
Bond, in Spectre. Gadgets
Dec 9, 2015
Unscored
Vote
Callan (1974)
Woodward would. Callan can.
Feb 7, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Dumb And Dumber To (2014)
Dumb & Dumbererer
Dec 25, 2014
Unscored
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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)
Ape vs (Old)man
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)
Monkey see, monkey shoot.
Sep 2, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rush (2013)
Lauda, Hunt's success.
Sep 26, 2013
Unscored
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Elysium (2013)
High Bourne
Sep 8, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
District 9 (2009)
Prawn Copley-tale
Sep 4, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
Birds, The (1963)
Angry birds, Hitchcock style.
Feb 3, 2013
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Class Dismissed: How TV Frames The Working Class (2005)
Class dissed by TV.
Jan 16, 2013
Unscored
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne is Renner man.
Aug 14, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Wears willy?
Aug 3, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
The magnific-ant seven.
May 3, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget makes blue soup.
Dec 30, 2011
Unscored
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In Time (2011)
Dead on time.
Nov 26, 2011
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(1)
In Time (2011)
Time. Bandits.
Nov 24, 2011
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(3)
In Time (2011)
Logan's re-run?
Nov 23, 2011
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(2)
Abduction (2011)
Lautner is Bourne Jr.
Nov 23, 2011
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Skyfall (2012)
Craig's third Bond-age session.
Nov 8, 2011
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Puss In Boots (2011)
Puss and the beanstalk.
Oct 29, 2011
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Black Death (2010)
Bean fights Medi-evil.
Oct 22, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Herminator.
Oct 12, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000 gets splitting headache.
Oct 12, 2011
Unscored
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Finding two Private Ryans.
Sep 22, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Murderer's trail goes cold.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
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Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
Bruce all five-y.
Sep 18, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ving gets medieval.
Sep 18, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Strangers 2, The (2018)
Strangerers.
Sep 18, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Cougars, Inc. (2011)
Catty MILFs.
Sep 18, 2011
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Mattematics.
Sep 16, 2011
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(12)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Earth hounded by aliens.
Sep 16, 2011
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(1)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Tomatoes: Source of death.
Sep 16, 2011
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(5)
Baseball Bugs (1946)
Ball park bunny.
Sep 16, 2011
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Thief Of Bagdad, The (1924)
Fairbanks fights Mongol Prince.
Sep 13, 2011
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(1)
Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, The (1910)
Dorothy in Oz? Eureka!
Sep 13, 2011
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman's weakness in continents.
Sep 13, 2011
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(11)
Things To Come (1936)
Wellsian decline and fall.
Sep 12, 2011
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(1)
Splash (1984)
Hanks meets mermaid, twice.
Sep 12, 2011
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(2)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Hoovers' lives suck.
Sep 12, 2011
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(11)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Bio of the Tiger.
Sep 12, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Close Encounters, Western kind.
Sep 10, 2011
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(3)
Friendly Persuasion (1956)
Quaker rebels against rebels.
Aug 18, 2011
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis goes ballistic, literally.
Aug 18, 2011
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(6)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks decodes Da Vinci.
Aug 18, 2011
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(1)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rice. Lloyd-Webber. Gospel. Singers.
Aug 17, 2011
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Sex And The City 2 (2010)
SJP's Abu Dhabi do.
Aug 17, 2011
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(1)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Burning hunks of lover.
Aug 9, 2011
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Molly 'bitch-slaps' Bellatrix.
Aug 7, 2011
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(1)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Fiona shows Shrek resistance.
Aug 6, 2011
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(3)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Surprise unpleasant for Acheron.
Jul 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Two Boobs In A Balloon (1935)
Tits, up!
Jul 10, 2011
Unscored
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Daybreakers (2009)
UV good for vampires!?
Jul 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Daybreakers (2009)
Human extinction = vampire extinction.
Jul 3, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
A little more mastication...
Jul 1, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022)
Na'vi, underwater.
Jun 28, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Avatar 3 (2025)
More Na'viii.
Jun 28, 2011
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(1)
Avatar 3 (2025)
Avathird.
Jun 28, 2011
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Django Unchained (2012)
Django wants Candie.
Jun 27, 2011
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(1)
Wolverine, The (2013)
Wolverine goes East.
Jun 27, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Tom's Summer romance.
Jun 27, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Wasp, with a dragon.
Jun 26, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Tattooed girl tattoos rapist.
Jun 26, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
18 month Summer.
Jun 26, 2011
Scored 6/5
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(1)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
'X'-Education.
Jun 23, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Sparrow affirms Missionary position.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Aging Pirates seek youth.
Jun 10, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Attack The Block (2011)
Fireworks presage alien attack.
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Despicable Me (2010)
Gru. Some girls.
Jun 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Attack The Block (2011)
Mayhem causes mayhem.
May 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Upside Down: The Creation Records Story (2010)
A record of Creation.
May 2, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Upside Down: The Creation Records Story (2010)
Creation: from the beginning.
May 2, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Cola Conquest, The (1998)
The cola of money.
Apr 30, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Upside Down: The Creation Records Story (2010)
Creation of new records.
Apr 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Upside Down: The Creation Records Story (2010)
Creating Creation.
Apr 30, 2011
Unscored
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Upside Down: The Creation Records Story (2010)
The story of Creation.
Apr 30, 2011
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(1)
Legion (2010)
Paradise Falls' fallen angel.
Apr 23, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Bridges: Bad. Farrell: Sweet.
Apr 5, 2011
Unscored
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Flush! Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Toilet (2010)
Grief on the toilet.
Mar 24, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Buzz falls, with style.
Mar 19, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Brown (2009)
Vigilante pensioner harries hoodies.
Mar 15, 2011
Unscored
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Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Washington walks wilderness, westward.
Feb 21, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Thunderbirds Are Go (1966)
So good it's F.A.B.
Feb 16, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Logue receives King's shilling.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
King's Speech, The (2010)
Stop stammering? You bet!
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
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King's Speech, The (2010)
Stammering of King George.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
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(3)
King's Speech, The (2010)
The King's bad language.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Zombieland (2009)
Kill Bill? Columbus does!
Feb 5, 2011
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(1)
Monsturd (2003)
Death by chocolate log.
Jan 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Robin Williams. Comic Genie-ous.
Jan 13, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2012 (2009)
Tidal waves extinguish volcanoes.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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2012 (2009)
Inundation Earth!
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Ham. Actors.
Jan 1, 2011
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Demonstrating The Action Of An Automatic Piano (1897)
Ivories tickled mechanically.
Dec 31, 2010
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Sortie Des Usines Lumi�re, La (1895)
No 'son', only 'lumi�re'.
Dec 31, 2010
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(1)
Sortie Des Usines Lumi�re, La (1895)
Lumi�re's factory outing.
Dec 31, 2010
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry's riddle: Who's Riddle?
Dec 30, 2010
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Pup On A Picnic (1955)
Ants nick picnic.
Dec 30, 2010
Unscored
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Bee thtings Thandler's btongue.
Dec 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Byrnes is Focker's hell.
Dec 28, 2010
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