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Reviews by 'Stalean'
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with a total of
1563
reviews published to date.
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Singing hombres battle banditos.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris' honey-deux tryst.
Jul 9, 2012
Unscored
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella's seeing Spot's spots.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Kirk tackles giant squid.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Baleful badman fosters contention.
Dec 4, 2007
Unscored
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30 Years To Life (2001)
Crybabies can't handle 30.
Jul 9, 2005
Unscored
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Hammond entertains duplicitous intentions.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Naughty Sandler animates Hanukkah.
Jul 9, 2005
Unscored
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A-Team, The (2010)
Face to Face(man).
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 4/5
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A-Team, The (2010)
Blow up in Face.
Jul 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
AI has no heart.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Accused, The (1988)
Rape accuser now accused.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Fluxed-up!
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
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Age Of Innocence, The (1993)
Victorian proprieties stymie Day-Lewis.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alfie (1966)
Caine mutinies against mores.
Jul 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley-8 hosts CLONAID xenomorphs.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Aliens (1986)
Ripley awakens old foe.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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All Ladies Do It (1992)
Koll girl.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Webloose and Ifans-cy free.
Jul 3, 2012
Unscored
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey gets Ifan(s).
Jul 6, 2012
Unscored
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python refilms best skits.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Fallen angel feigns cowardice.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Marxes painted into corner.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Antz (1998)
ANTimated angst-ridden hero's Insectopia.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Howard's right stuff mission.
Jun 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Grant critiques loony relatives.
May 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Avengers, The (2012)
Black Widow chairs Luchkov.
May 11, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Baby's Day Out (1994)
Baby hijacks dimwitted kidnappers.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bachelor Party (1984)
Hanks's outrageous man-party.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathmetician sums up delusions.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle rings Beast's bell.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beaver, The (2011)
Angry Beaver attacks Mel.
Jun 15, 2012
Unscored
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Beaver, The (2011)
Beaver fever depresses Mel.
Jun 15, 2012
Unscored
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel's Dr. Strangelove Syndrome.
Aug 8, 2012
Unscored
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Beginning Of The End (1957)
Beelzebug Apocalypse.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich being John Malkovich.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Winky's in winner's circle.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bird (1988)
'Bird' wa-wa-wails through Forest.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Feathered flock fright-fest.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Psycho birds fly coop.
May 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Fowls favor eyeball delicacies.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Black in Those Days.
Jun 8, 2012
Unscored
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Blacks & the hood.
Jun 8, 2012
Unscored
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Chalk's fight Somalians.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
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Blades Of Glory (2007)
Heder cracks some nuts.
Oct 21, 2007
Unscored
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Blondes Have More Guns (1995)
Bever-Schotz pizza sex.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
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Blondes Have More Guns (1995)
Blonde Beavers' prime suspects.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
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Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (1938)
Cooper thinks eighth charmed.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Brothers' sing bygone blues.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Boom Town (1940)
Colbert propositions wrong John.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Jason Bourne again assasin.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne ahead of time.
Aug 14, 2012
Unscored
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Don't cross Aaron!
Aug 14, 2012
Unscored
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Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Cube on Ice.
Jul 1, 2012
Unscored
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Brady Bunch Movie, The (1995)
Brady family's groovy escapades.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Dark Prince's old man.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brave (2012)
Merida crosses the line.
Jun 19, 2012
Unscored
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Brave (2012)
Sword-and-sorcery: rended relationship.
Jul 5, 2012
Unscored
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Loups de Loup.
Aug 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Oh, Carrey! You Devil.
May 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Pixarticulated insects juggle Hopper.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cabaret (1972)
Hitlerism's musical timeline progression.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cabaret (1972)
Weimar, sour Krauts musical.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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California Man (1992)
Link revives outcasts' coolness.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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Camelot (1967)
Queen kisses French frog.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Dweeb scopes neighborhood beauty.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Casino (1995)
La Cosa Nostra Vegas-style.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers's Smelly Cat.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Catch DiCaprio's unconned performance.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Caza, La (1966)
Harebrained hunting expedition.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
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Changing Lanes (2002)
Revenge cruises two-way street.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Charlie's Christmas spirit found.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
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Charm (2004)
Lacey pines for Mark.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
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Cherish (2002)
Tunney quirky, romantic thriller.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Rapists Cherry pick dancer.
Jun 22, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Men ravage Cherry pie.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Brutes don't cherish Cherry.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Cherry pops.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Cherry pitted against police.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Cherry ripe for vengeance.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Cocks crack a Cherry.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Cherry Bomb (2004)
Cherry explodes.
Jun 23, 2012
Unscored
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Chicken Run (2000)
Grade A rooster rabble-rouser.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clubbed (2008)
Danny, Clubber.
May 11, 2012
Unscored
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Color of Paradise, The (1999)
Granny's reunited with Mohammad.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Color of Paradise, The (1999)
Mohammad's visionary, father's visionless.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Color of Paradise, The (1999)
Mohammad's heartbroken - Granny, too.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Color of Paradise, The (1999)
Mohammad sees Granny, Allah.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Amiss Summer's Night's Dream.
Sep 14, 2012
Unscored
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Partial Works of Shakespeare.
Sep 14, 2012
Unscored
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Congo (1995)
Herkermer's diamonds are fornever.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored
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Conversation, The (1974)
Eavesdropper redecorates... enough said!
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Gosling grinds Stone.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Bloke's 'Big Apple' walkabout.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Grail's decoder fanning out.
Jun 3, 2006
Unscored
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Damaged Care (2002)
Dern denounces HMO practices.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Barnabas is 'Lonely Boy.'
May 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Barnabas gets Green light.
May 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Barnabas's on fire... really!
May 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Angelique cracks up.
May 24, 2012
Scored 5/5
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