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Reviews by 'Stalean'
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with a total of
1563
reviews published to date.
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Zuma Beach (1978)
Somers's Bleached Blonde Bingo.
Oct 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Fencing fop fancies fellas.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Zoolander (2001)
Has-Ben struts his stuff.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Zombiemania (2008)
Doc of the Dead.
Jul 3, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Zombiemania (2008)
Talking Dead
Jul 3, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Zombiemania (2008)
Speaking of the dead.
Jul 8, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Bared Stiff.
May 16, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Snatch: Jaws of Death.
May 16, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Strip Club is dead.
May 16, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Zebra Murders (2013)
Death Angels earn stripes.
Nov 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Youngblood (1986)
Heaver... goalie, my year.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Young Guns (1988)
Brats packin' six-shooters.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
'Fronckensteen' parody satirically Wilder.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder inherits dead giveaway.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Young Einstein (1988)
Curie-ous about Serious.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg's Web catches Hanks.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Connery, twice as good.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Yentl (1983)
Jewish Shakespearean 'Twelfth Night'.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Meanies mute Beatles' Pepperland.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Ringo's yellow nose dive.
Jun 10, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Feather in Cagney's hat.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Fuimos los tres juntos.
Jun 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
XXx (2002)
X marks the spy.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
XXx (2002)
Yorgi's Vin-dictive.
Jun 11, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men (2000)
'Piano' brat becomes mutant.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wreck Of The Mary Deare, The (1959)
Cooper/ Heston take dive.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
World War Z (2013)
Pitt races, walking dead.
Jun 24, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World War Z (2013)
Talking Heads talking dead.
Jul 10, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Woodstock (1970)
Flower children music festival.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Deathly Gallows.
May 30, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Woman In Black, The (2012)
'Mad-Eyes' moody bitch.
May 31, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Serious Black-dressed ghost.
May 31, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Lawyer tracks, wrongful death.
May 31, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Lift Offed.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Didn't lift to tell.
Dec 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Benicio. Ah-ooooo!
Dec 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Wizard Of Speed And Time, The (1989)
Jittlov's special FX opus.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1925)
Ko Vert becomes Phantom.
May 22, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1925)
Semon delivers Scarecrow.
May 23, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1925)
Snowball's lion scares Pumperdink.
May 23, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Winged monkeys abduct slippers.
May 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Dietrich's innovative quicky divorce.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Without Limits (1998)
Outdistances 'Prefontaine' competition.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Jack's Horne devil bewitched.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Winnie The Pooh Thanksgiving, A (1998)
Pooh's Turkey Day outing.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh Franken Pooh (1999)
Bear nuts and bolts.
Jul 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Wings (1927)
Prince and pauper fliers.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Winged Migration (2001)
Aviary Long Engagement.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wine Enema (1995)
Harsh, Ass-cidic finish.
Aug 4, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Wimbledon (2004)
WimbleDunst.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Weapons of mass confection.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Willy's confectionary heterotopia.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Willow (1988)
Farmer hobbit rescues infant.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Xtreme Romeo caps Capulet.
Jul 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Willard (1971)
You dirty rat, Willard!
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Hoskin's abets unlucky rabbit.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
White Squall (1996)
Water under the Bridges.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
Scotch, water, ship down.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock's 'sleeper' love-triangle.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
When A Stranger Calls (1979)
Silence of the Lambkins.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
'Grapes Of Bath'.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
What To Expect When You're Expecting (2012)
From Here to Maternity
Jul 10, 2012
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
What About Bob? (1991)
Phobic vacations with analyst.
May 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Maori maid demonstrates worth.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Westerner, The (1940)
Dead horse thief hangs.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Singing, streetfighting, gangs, N.Y.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Welcome To Sparkeyville (2014)
World's gone to Pot.
Jul 10, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Welcome Home Brother Charles (1975)
Culprick.
Jul 17, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Weird Science (1985)
Sophomoric geeks materialize fantasy.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Bernie entertains working stiffs.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Loser loses loser's loser.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
Practice makes bride perfect?
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wayne's World (1992)
Mama mia figaro, magnifico!
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Wayne's World (1992)
Schwingers belay nighttime cable.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Water-plodder, fish-fodder.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Hare-razing experience.
Jul 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Winkler unleashes mama's boy.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Water Power (1977)
Public Enema #2.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Water Power (1977)
'Schpritz' big European success.
Jan 14, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Water Power (1977)
Facing the Enema.
Jan 14, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Water Power (1977)
Resisting Enema Rectalation.
Jan 14, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Walt: The Man Behind The Myth (2001)
No 'Mickey Mouse' affair.
Jun 8, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Walkabout (1971)
Jenny's butter melts Outback.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Walk The Line (2005)
Reese's pieces of Cash.
Nov 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Waking Ned (1998)
Seaside community scams lottery.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Johnny passes the bone.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Dickumentary shoots Wadd.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Visit From The Incubus, A (2001)
Heldorado.
Jun 7, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Sofia's Virgin Monologues.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Village, The (2004)
Village people see red.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Zorin faulty, Moore faultless.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
"Shady Dame..." has balls.
Sep 25, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
Gay Paree is "Gay!"
Sep 25, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Vibes (1988)
Incan-tations.
Nov 28, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Tautou and then Somme.
Jan 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Tautou's up to Somme-thing.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Vera Drake (2004)
Vera crews sinking ship.
Jul 1, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Vera Cruz (1954)
Lancaster reCoops golden opportunity.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Vanishing, The (1993)
Bridges oozes copious creepiness.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Vanilla Sky (2001)
I Dream of Gianni.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Page Range
Zuma B <---> Vanill
Vampir <---> Sweet
Sweet <---> Silenc
Signs <---> Reptil
Rent <---> Out Of
Out In <---> Moonri
Moonri <---> Magic
Magic <---> Kansas
Kaboom <---> Histor
Histor <---> Garden
Gangs <---> Enemy
Empero <---> Crush
Crop C <---> Cable
Cabare <---> Becky
Beaver <---> Alice
Alice <---> 'Burbs
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