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Reviews by 'teddychan'
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with a total of
1445
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jean's allegiance? Grey area.
May 27, 2006
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(14)
Hitch (2005)
Date doctor meets match.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Alien� (1992)
Shaved Sigourney sacrifices self.
Nov 24, 2005
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(8)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Fembot forestalls future family.
Nov 24, 2005
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(8)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Flabby filmmaker blasts Bush.
Nov 24, 2005
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(7)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Earth in hot water.
Jul 4, 2006
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(7)
Rear Window (1954)
Peeping photographer suspects murder.
Nov 24, 2005
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(7)
I, Robot (2004)
Will repels robot rampage.
Nov 23, 2005
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(6)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore explores hot topic.
Jul 4, 2006
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(6)
Sentinel, The (2006)
Douglas secretly services Basinger.
May 11, 2006
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Young Jedi in love.
Nov 24, 2005
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Lucas debuts Luke, Leia.
Nov 24, 2005
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(6)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe rises, Phoenix falls.
Nov 29, 2005
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(5)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore loses Florida (again).
Jul 4, 2006
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(5)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise's missile nails McGillis.
Dec 12, 2005
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(5)
About A Boy (2002)
Kid transforms selfish bachelor.
Nov 24, 2005
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(4)
American Beauty (1999)
Nymphet neighbor lures Lester.
Dec 4, 2005
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(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Gentle giant gives life.
Dec 5, 2005
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(4)
Identity (2003)
Multiple personalities muddle murders.
Nov 24, 2005
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(4)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Sophie's choice: Eisenheim.
Oct 17, 2006
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(4)
Officer And A Gentleman, An (1982)
Mayo cuts military mustard.
Dec 15, 2005
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(4)
Vertigo (1958)
Novak obsession aggravates acrophobia.
Nov 23, 2005
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(4)
Wall Street (1987)
Greedy Gekko gets goosed.
Nov 24, 2005
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(4)
Aliens (1986)
Cameron supercharges original 'Alien'.
Jun 24, 2006
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(3)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Deep space dooms Depp.
Jan 27, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Marty McFlies to 1955.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Crash (2004)
Racism blurred in L.A.
Nov 23, 2005
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(3)
Deep Impact (1998)
'Armageddon,' chick-flick version.
Sep 1, 2006
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(3)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Cruise sizzles Bacon, Nicholson.
Dec 3, 2005
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(3)
Hulk (2003)
'Hulk' : Trash! Audience angry.
Aug 2, 2006
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(3)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore: bore no more.
Jul 4, 2006
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(3)
King Kong (2005)
Watts reworks Wray's role.
Jun 22, 2006
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu escapes fake world.
Nov 24, 2005
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(3)
North By Northwest (1959)
Grant Carys Eva away.
Jun 24, 2006
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(3)
October Sky (1999)
Rockets beat mining coal.
Nov 24, 2005
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(3)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Mui has sweet buns.
Jul 18, 2006
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(3)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Plane's passengers get rattled.
Aug 24, 2006
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Tobey gives Goblin arachnophobia.
Nov 24, 2005
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(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller produces pearl earring.
Jun 24, 2006
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(3)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Phantom of the Oppressed.
Apr 18, 2006
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Suvari: superficial, sultry pseudoslut.
Jun 27, 2006
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Angela exaggerates erotic aptitude.
Jun 27, 2006
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(2)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Leave no Owen behind.
Dec 10, 2005
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(2)
Bound (1996)
Muff divers manipulate mafia.
Jun 16, 2006
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(2)
Bound (1996)
Gershon/Tilly tryst: Whackoffski!
Jun 20, 2006
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(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
American firearm fetish analysis.
Nov 30, 2005
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(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Grail's trail? Pyramid scheme.
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Demolition Man (1993)
Taco Bell? Bleak foodture!
May 15, 2006
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(2)
Diner (1982)
Colette meets Mickey's meat.
Jun 24, 2006
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(2)
Don't Say A Word (2001)
Brittany makes shrink think.
Nov 29, 2005
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(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore chides 'chicken hawks'.
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Reinhold holds his own.
Sep 8, 2006
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(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Comely Cates cockteases carrot.
Sep 8, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Fearless (2006)
Tainted tea fells Li.
Oct 19, 2006
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(2)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Davies family inspires Barrie.
Nov 24, 2005
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(2)
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
McNamara details Vietnam blunders.
Dec 1, 2005
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(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Simple man experiences . . . everything!
Nov 29, 2005
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(2)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Framed Ford finds freedom.
Nov 27, 2005
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(2)
Ghost World (2001)
See more teasing Seymour.
Jan 20, 2006
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(2)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett's story; Mitchell's masterpiece.
Nov 29, 2005
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(2)
Hide And Seek (2005)
DeNiro's duality endangers Dakota.
Feb 16, 2006
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(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Norton slips Giamatti's grasp.
Oct 17, 2006
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(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Magician frames menacing prince.
Oct 17, 2006
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(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Sorcerer supposedly summons slain.
Oct 19, 2006
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(2)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore raises temperature issue.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Rated PG: Planetary Gore?
Jul 4, 2006
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(2)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Tennessean throws temperature tantrum.
Jul 4, 2006
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(2)
King Kong (2005)
Newest 'Kong' elicits emotions.
Jun 30, 2006
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mission Possible: ring destroyed!
Nov 28, 2005
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(2)
Lost Highway (1997)
Madison loses mind, audience.
Dec 28, 2005
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(2)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Murder, She Rote!
Jul 17, 2006
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(2)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Ethan eliminates dastardly Davian.
May 8, 2006
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(2)
Monster (2003)
Ho murders for dough.
Jun 15, 2006
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(2)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
John: jolly blue giant.
Jan 24, 2006
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(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Longing lesbian's lucid dreaming.
Dec 21, 2005
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(2)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Geeky Greek gets guy.
May 23, 2006
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(2)
Presumed Innocent (1990)
Wife hammers home adultery.
Feb 23, 2006
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(2)
Rage In Harlem, A (1991)
Givens starts Forest fire.
Dec 15, 2005
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(2)
Rebecca (1940)
Departed wife haunts estate.
Dec 7, 2005
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(2)
Risky Business (1983)
Joel enjoys joyride -- twice.
Dec 13, 2005
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(2)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Kung Futball Hustle.
Jul 18, 2006
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(2)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Third goalkeeper: girl keeper!
Jul 26, 2006
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(2)
Splash (1984)
Mermaid marries Manhattan man.
Dec 6, 2005
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan, Kirk wage war.
Dec 2, 2005
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(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Picard protects peaceful planet.
Dec 8, 2005
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(2)
Tarantula (1955)
Towering tarantula terrorizes town.
Dec 13, 2005
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(2)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Parker's puppets perform parody.
May 12, 2006
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(2)
Thirteen (2003)
Tongue-studded shoplifting sluts.
Jul 21, 2006
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(2)
Thirteenth Floor, The (1999)
'Dark City,' lightened up.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
United 93 (2006)
Terrorists create unfriendly skies.
May 4, 2006
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(2)
United 93 (2006)
9/11: the plane truth.
May 23, 2006
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(2)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery 'convinces' Canadian corpse.
Jun 25, 2006
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(2)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Parasol photos embarrass prohibitionists.
Jun 25, 2006
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(2)
Wild Things (1998)
Bisexual bitches baffle Bacon.
Feb 15, 2006
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(2)
Witness (1985)
Harrison shows erection skills.
Jul 5, 2006
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(2)
Youngblood (1986)
Lowe makes hockey hokey.
May 11, 2006
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(2)
61* (2001)
Maris makes major mark.
Apr 20, 2006
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61* (2001)
Media makes Maris mad.
May 19, 2006
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Manufactured boy misses mommy.
Dec 19, 2005
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Absolute Power (1997)
Heinous Hackman's downfall: Clint.
Dec 6, 2005
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