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Reviews by 'teddychan'
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with a total of
1445
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Fearless (2006)
Li levels friend's restaurant.
Oct 23, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Vivacious Vienna vanishing act.
Oct 23, 2006
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Fearless (2006)
Lie loses Li's family.
Oct 23, 2006
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Fearless (2006)
Drunken disciple betrays Li.
Oct 23, 2006
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(1)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Sorcerer supposedly summons slain.
Oct 19, 2006
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(2)
Fearless (2006)
Tainted tea fells Li.
Oct 19, 2006
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(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Eisenheim magically touches Sophie.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Magician frames menacing prince.
Oct 17, 2006
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(2)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Sophie asleep, not slain.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Leopold gets royally punk'd.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Norton 'grows' orange tree.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Paul ponders Edward's exploits.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Jessica plays Biel-avable ghost.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Magician makes monarchy mess.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Sophie leaves Leopold livid.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Norton slips Giamatti's grasp.
Oct 17, 2006
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Illusionist, The (2006)
Sophie's choice: Eisenheim.
Oct 17, 2006
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(4)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Judge plays jerk off.
Sep 29, 2006
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Brewster brews world's wipeout.
Sep 22, 2006
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Surprise ending: bunker Eden.
Sep 22, 2006
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Connor's coffin: corpseless cache.
Sep 20, 2006
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Stahl stalls atomic armageddon.
Sep 20, 2006
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(1)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Reinhold: masturbation interruptus.
Sep 20, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Reinhold judges Phoebe's jugs.
Sep 20, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Cates creates sweet mammaries.
Sep 20, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Leigh gets laid, pregnant.
Sep 20, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Foxy Phoebe fellates carrot.
Sep 20, 2006
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Interpreter, The (2005)
Kidman, Penn: tongue twister.
Sep 20, 2006
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Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Coming catastrophe: climate change.
Sep 20, 2006
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United 93 (2006)
Terrorists disguised as passengers.
Sep 20, 2006
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Net, The (1995)
Bullock's binary brainpower unbelievable.
Sep 15, 2006
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(1)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Nicole nearly tongue tied.
Sep 14, 2006
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Bound (1996)
Cunning linguists con Caesar.
Sep 13, 2006
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Interpreter, The (2005)
'Peacemaker'; tongues replacing nukes.
Sep 13, 2006
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Cuba becomes Cruise's conscience.
Sep 13, 2006
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Renee: Cruise controlling MILF.
Sep 13, 2006
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Firestone's cameo caricatures himself.
Sep 13, 2006
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush incompetence, corruption exposed.
Sep 13, 2006
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
'Pet goat' preoccupies President.
Sep 13, 2006
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Future Vader: volcanic victim.
Sep 12, 2006
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Hothead Hayden harnesses hatred.
Sep 12, 2006
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Lipnicki: cuter than Renee?
Sep 12, 2006
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Cuba Cruises to Oscar.
Sep 12, 2006
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United 93 (2006)
Passengers buy hijackers farm.
Sep 12, 2006
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United 93 (2006)
Passengers foil terrorists; crash.
Sep 12, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Barrett: blowjob blowhard.
Sep 8, 2006
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(1)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Comely Cates cockteases carrot.
Sep 8, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Reinhold holds his own.
Sep 8, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Barrett's boobs raise Reinhold.
Sep 7, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Cates creates memorable masturbation.
Sep 7, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Cates baits Judge's jerking.
Sep 7, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Carnal dream: tasty Cates.
Sep 7, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Penn's pizza produces problems.
Sep 7, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Sean's Spicoli steals show.
Sep 7, 2006
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Heckerling's horny high school.
Sep 7, 2006
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Speed (1994)
Mad bomber targets bus.
Sep 1, 2006
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Deep Impact (1998)
Freeman, future classy president?
Sep 1, 2006
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Deep Impact (1998)
'Armageddon,' chick-flick version.
Sep 1, 2006
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Deep Impact (1998)
Longing Lerner sacrifices self.
Sep 1, 2006
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Speed (1994)
Bus makes improbable leap.
Sep 1, 2006
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Speed (1994)
Wildcat Annie's wild ride.
Sep 1, 2006
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Speed (1994)
Reeves heroic; Hopper headless.
Sep 1, 2006
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Speed (1994)
Bullock's burden: bus, bomb.
Sep 1, 2006
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Murder By Numbers (2002)
Bullock depicts dowdy detective.
Sep 1, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Fangs for the mammaries.
Sep 1, 2006
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Moonraker (1979)
007 shows shuttle skills.
Sep 1, 2006
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Deep Impact (1998)
LeeLee: teen hottie Hotchner.
Sep 1, 2006
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Deep Impact (1998)
Future Frodo flees fireball.
Sep 1, 2006
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Net, The (1995)
Mid-90s Hollywood hacker hokum.
Sep 1, 2006
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Net, The (1995)
Bullock: hot computer geek?
Sep 1, 2006
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Net, The (1995)
'The Game,' cyberspace version.
Sep 1, 2006
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Net, The (1995)
Bullock's identity borrowed, unbelievably.
Sep 1, 2006
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Net, The (1995)
Internet paranoia circa 1995.
Sep 1, 2006
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War Games (1983)
Nerd neuters nuke launch.
Aug 31, 2006
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War Games (1983)
1983 computer outsmarts humans?
Aug 31, 2006
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War Games (1983)
Modems make military mess.
Aug 31, 2006
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War Games (1983)
Sexy Sheedy: Broderick's babe.
Aug 31, 2006
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Village, The (2004)
Terrifying Night color: red.
Aug 31, 2006
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Village, The (2004)
Ivy inadvertently interrupts isolation.
Aug 31, 2006
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Village, The (2004)
Desperate Ivy climbs wall.
Aug 31, 2006
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Village, The (2004)
Villagers see red people.
Aug 31, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Vipers, venom victimize passengers.
Aug 31, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Flight of the intruders.
Aug 31, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Snake skins foreskin?
Aug 31, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Leroy's big butt bitten.
Aug 31, 2006
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Signs (2002)
Night cameo: vulnerable veterinarian.
Aug 31, 2006
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Signs (2002)
Scary Night in farmhouse.
Aug 31, 2006
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Signs (2002)
H2O helps repel aliens.
Aug 31, 2006
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Signs (2002)
Farmhouse family freaked, frightened.
Aug 31, 2006
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Signs (2002)
Phoenix plays Father's brother.
Aug 31, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Passengers' prayer: Playstation prowess?
Aug 26, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Python's prey: pompous Paul.
Aug 26, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Playstation pilot lands plane.
Aug 26, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Troy tries real piloting.
Aug 26, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Python chomps cute canine.
Aug 25, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Jackson plays asskicker, aspkicker.
Aug 25, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Fangs fly figuratively, literally.
Aug 25, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Villain's vehicle: venomous vermin.
Aug 25, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Ophidiophobic? Don't watch SoaP.
Aug 25, 2006
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
High altitude 'Lake Placid'.
Aug 25, 2006
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