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Reviews by 'Lobo'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
213
reviews published to date.
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Stripes (1981)
GI Joke.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Depp finds his Peter.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
They're bwakkkkk...
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
All Indy Family.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Mel has gas attack.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Olympia Part One: Festival Of The Nations (1938)
Next event: 100-meter goosestep.
Nov 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Berman virus destroys Data.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Dig me up, Scotty.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Time After Time (1979)
Jack To The Future.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Tootsie (1982)
The Drag-uate.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Scarecrow and Mr. King.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
I Dream of Sheenie.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
GoodFellas (1990)
'Made' In Manhattan.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Jurassic Fart (1996)
T-Rex wants Gas-X.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Mel gets shitty sequel.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Twister (1996)
Helen's job blows.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
McCarthy gets a stiffie.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch's wet at climax.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Another creepy fudge packer.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Darkman (1990)
Extreme Makeover: Superhero Edition.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Ash dealt bad hand.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Hotel costs arms, legs.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Dead Characters' Society.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo melts his precious.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Return Of Swamp Thing, The (1989)
Re-Peat performance.
May 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Suicide Club (2001)
Dead Students' Society.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Moore troubles for Neo-Fascists.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Weekend At Bernie's II (1993)
You Only Die Twice.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Colossus excited? Gets hard.
Jun 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Gas fight ignites, Wham!
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's apes of wrath.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
April Fool's Day (1986)
Date Of The Dead.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash needs enunciation lessons.
Jan 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Death Race 1 A.D.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Nookie and the Bandit.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brazil (1985)
Bugged typewriter = bureaucratic nightmare.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Happy Tails To You.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cube (1997)
Terror, squared?
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Muppets from hell.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Disco Sex Party (1980)
Jive Fuckin'.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hostel (2005)
'Don't Dismember' sign needed.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy's new friends, Depends.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Postman always kills twice.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Ethan's wife gets Lost.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
New Orleans Story (2006)
Rescue efforts Bushwacked.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Depp killed by Scissorhands.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Philadelphia Experiment, The (1984)
De-materialized crewman caught Midway.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Lemmon, tart in wrapper!
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Chekov gets an ear-full.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Make my wife, please.
Dec 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)
Stone Cold Ted.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Nightmare on moss, peat.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Two Brothers (2004)
Meow Mix-up.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wave, The (1981)
Kids attend Heil school.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
10K Facial Annointment Plan.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Tranny repulses animal lover.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)
Remick's panties inspire Stewart.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Auto Focus (2002)
Hogan's Hang-Ups.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Back To School (1986)
Rodney crams his Longfellow.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
NRA fanatic triggers Armageddon.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Betsy's Wedding (1990)
Ringwald's wedding gets MASHed.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Stallyns give Death wedgie!
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Blow (2001)
Bagged Pot Pee Wee.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Boudu Saved From Drowning (1932)
Bookseller gets bum review.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bride, The (1985)
Sting savors Beals' boobs.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Casino (1995)
Card counter gets hammered.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Catwoman (2004)
Halle's cat scratch fever.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web (2006)
Cedric hams it up.
Mar 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Code 46 (2003)
My mother, the clone.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes (1972)
The Ape-prentice.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu + sorcery = Devil's Rejects.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Crew, The (2000)
Goodfellas with Depends.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
D.O.A. (1950)
Man drinks radioactive Kool-Aid.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Search your wallet, Luke.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Easter Parade (1948)
Astaire hires Private Dancer.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Europa Europa (1990)
Nazi ignorance about privates.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Ash hacks off friends.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Hunter meets lizard king(s).
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Forever Young (1992)
'I'm Mel-tinngg, whatta world'.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
From Hell (2001)
Johnny's Whore-ror Picture Show.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Deathbed for Mr. Ed.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Potter hunts hardening snake.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Gorton's fisherman runs amok.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Quaid, aliens: fatal error.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Little Fig(ure) Man.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Dawson does Pussy flick.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo finds giant woodies.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint trains Swanky boxer.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Sheryl Crow-ks here.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Misery (1990)
Writer gets hammered.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Estevez becomes garbage, man...
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge, A (1985)
Freddy burns kids' weiners.
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy needs travel agent.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Jimmy Stewart flashes neighbor.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scarface (1983)
Pacino bangs sister, rivals.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Sudden Death Chess Play-Off.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shaggy Dog, The (1959)
Annette has doggy-style fun.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Kelly, public splasher.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Walken loves getting head(s).
Nov 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Scotty makes big splash!
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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