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Reviews by 'Lobo'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
213
reviews published to date.
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Smurfette straddles Yule log.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Air America (1990)
Flying Down(ey) To Laos.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Starbucks gets Honey Child.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando becomes chop suey.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
AristoCats, The (1970)
Disney does pussy flick.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Backdraft (1991)
Glenn burns up screen.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Batman (1989)
Nicholson pounds the pavement.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Nazis don't get gas?
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Believers, The (1987)
Voodoo priest medium-rare.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Biblical hit and run.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Big (1988)
Peaking Tom's pants burst.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Cliff's Notes for stoners.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blue Velvet (1986)
Dennis Hopped-up on oxygen.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Boot, Das (1981)
Petersen's submarine, sea-men packed.
Nov 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bush's Brain (2004)
Rove bushwhacks the Constitution.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers' lines, clumped up.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Celsius 41.11: The Temperature At Which The Brain... Begins To Die (2004)
Lame right-wing Fahrenheit rip-off.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Getting runs on Sunday.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Wilbur, The Spectacular Spider-Ham.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (2003)
Lamb: Thank 'ewe', ham.
Mar 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Chicken Little (2005)
Disney lays an egg.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Compromising Positions (1985)
Horny dentist anesthetizes audience.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Corporation, The (2003)
IBM runs Hitler's program.
Jun 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Green sword envied.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crush, The (1993)
Elwes meets Princess Brat.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Smart sharks devour plot.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Deliverance (1972)
Hee Haw homosexuals.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dial M For Murder (1954)
Grace runs with scissors.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Donnie Darko (2001)
Harvey goes homicidal.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Doors, The (1991)
Jim's stiffening stops Doors.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dragonheart (1996)
Quaid and Lizard King.
Jun 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dutch (1991)
Bundy, harried with child.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Ash knocks off wood.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Cars' video aids masturbation.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
2 Faces Of Ed.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Ship in a jungle.
Nov 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Frighteners, The (1996)
Psychic frauds need work.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Kubrick's Coup-De-Tet.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
Juras-taed Park.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Cat + lasagna + jokes = flop.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Baldwin plays mean tune.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo has fishy end.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Mobster beats the bishop.
Jan 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Young wizard rides woodie.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
High Fidelity (2000)
Cusack tunes out reality.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hobbit, The (1977)
Tolkien, on the Fritz.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hook (1991)
Tootsie looks for Peter.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Howard The Duck (1986)
Lucas, quack director.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Incredibles, The (2004)
Nelson likes iced coffee.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Brave figure's in plot.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy gets stoned.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jurassic Fart (1996)
'Thunder lizard' needs Beano.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Kiss Of Death (1947)
Widmark's giggling, stair-ing psycho.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie's magical mystery tour.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Littlest Rebel, The (1935)
Temple and her Klan.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Frodo rings up box-office.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mad Max (1979)
Mel's family gets exhausted.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Bang The Diplomat Swiftly.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Chilly Willy gets documentary.
May 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Cruise goes trainspotting.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Moby Dick (1956)
Whale gets Pecked.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Wired Crawford damn mad!
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
More American Graffiti (1979)
Cop Falfa.
Feb 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch's psychedelic lesbian opus.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Neverending Story, The (1984)
When Dogs Fly.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Freddy's new job, broadcaster.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Bowler lofts his balls.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Once Bitten (1985)
Hutton craves Carrey suck-off.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Flogging, wholesome family entertainment.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Prankster gets Stern reception.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Radio Flyer (1992)
Come Fly Away, Frodo.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Nerd-cam causes insomnia.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rooster: Spurs Of Death! (1983)
Midget gets cock teased.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Rope (1948)
College kids' weird hang-ups.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Secretary (2002)
Typist also gives dick-tation.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Selena (1997)
Lopez becomes popped queen.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
'I'm Silvia, fly me'.
Jun 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Shining, The (1980)
Jack, the hack writer.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sicko (2007)
Moore trouble for HMOs.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sith Apprentice (2005)
Always new, employees are.
Nov 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Skin Deep (1989)
Condom glows, writer shocked.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Smurfs And The Magic Flute, The (1983)
McCreep 'hides the flute'.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Southern Comfort (1981)
Guardsmen need deliverance.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Species (1995)
Giger whores out design.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Bourbon beans = vexed Vulcan.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Klingons: silent but deadly.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Kirk meets Mrs. Clean.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke's Freudian family issues.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Stay Alive (2006)
Serial killers say SEGA!
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T1000 eyes coffee.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie does drive-in movie.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Grant finds family jewels.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise gets balls spiked.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Twins (1988)
Twins prove sterilization beneficial.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Two Jakes, The (1990)
Jack dicks up sequel.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vertigo (1958)
Novak's body double.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Walking Tall (2004)
Rock whackily imitates Pusser.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Turner makes Dog Chow.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
'The End' for Wayne.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
And Geeks Created Eve...
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
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