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Reviews by 'Lisandro'
Current status of
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with a total of
138
reviews published to date.
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Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Movie and Chloe suck.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Viewers miss saving throw.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Empire Records (1995)
Bridget Jones's summer job.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Flesh & Blood (1985)
AD&D with sex.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Alice in WindowsLand.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Showgirls (1995)
Evil 'Flashdance' with sex.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Old book taken seriously.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Oscar (1991)
Marisa Tomei's first Oscar.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Digglers' Rise and Fall.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Carandiru (2003)
Santoro has white wedding.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cat People (1982)
Sexy werecat needs bondage.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby practices baby making.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Regan uses holy dildo.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Just Married (2003)
'National Lampoons' Honeymoon'.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Living In Oblivion (1995)
Midget quits bad movie.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pixote, The Law Of The Weakest (1981)
Juvenile delinquent's underworld odyssey.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator goes stepfather mode.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Genetic chickeness cured.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta- bad hair day.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Belle De Jour (1967)
Madame performs outrageous fantasies.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Betty Blue (1986)
Dalle crazy and naked.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Non-comercial filmmakers contradict themselves.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Central Station (1998)
Gold-hearted con-woman helps kid.
Sep 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob makes speech.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilian bandits show off.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
English chick with dick.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dead Again (1991)
Garcia smokes through traqueostomy.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Jay almost scores.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Edif�cio Master (2002)
Building unveils our humanity.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elite Squad (2007)
Dealer dies, Nascimento retires.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
'The Wall' in drag.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jabberwocky (1977)
Medieval enterpreneur kills monster.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Smith's teenagehood farewell.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mazes And Monsters (1982)
LARP sets Hanks's madness.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mon Oncle (1958)
Hulot 1 House 0.
Jan 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
Listening friend for food.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Shotgun therapy saves marriage.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pi (1998)
Creative headache creates God.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ass clock kills Travolta.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Sex, drugs, game shows.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Gangsters Talk about Madonna.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Pizza lover shoots girlfriend.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sweet Hereafter, The (1997)
Bus driver still works?!
Jan 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sweet Hereafter, The (1997)
Bus Driver's life tenure.
Jan 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Jet pilots' pissing contest.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Transformers (2007)
Giant robots need glasses.
Aug 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Drunkard does nice niece.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Undercover Brother (2002)
There goes the Brotherhood.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Boys meet girls... Dead!
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Whatever Works (2009)
Whatever Works doesn`t work.
Oct 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Sisters find dates, finally.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
21 Grams (2003)
Worst organ donee selection.
Jan 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
6th Day, The (2000)
'Twins' without DeVito.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem has MILF problem.
Jan 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Adaptation. (2002)
Neurastenic scripwriter needs sex.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
After Hours (1985)
Yuppie Soho fantasy.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Almost Famous (2000)
Hunter Thompson wanna-be tours.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Amarcord (1973)
Mussolini`s head conducts wedding.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Amarcord (1973)
Gradisca is very polite.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Animal House (1978)
Horse has weak heart.
Sep 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Dear hunting made easy.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bar Esperan�a (1983)
Bohemianism dies with dictatorship.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Bar Esperan�a (1983)
Couple reunited, bar sold.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Barton Fink (1991)
Writer has head trouble.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Basic Instinct (1992)
Ice piker, hot killer.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone does everybody.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blade Runner (1982)
Androids get religious revenge.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blow Up (1966)
Mimes. murder, more mimes.
Jan 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Bride Wars (2009)
Nasty Brides' Catfight.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Cat People (1982)
Sexy virgin becames panther.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
FBI headhunter finds employee.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Clerks II (2006)
Clerks walk in circles.
Jan 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Clerks. (1994)
Dante can't choose girl.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Killer producer moons audience.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Die Hard (1988)
Machine gun Xmas party.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dinner Rush (2000)
Restaurant selling Mafia-style.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dreamscape (1984)
Reluctant psychic saves day.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
Superstition kills Heather Graham.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Election (1999)
Jealousy destroys teacher's life.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
eXistenZ (1999)
Spinal Nintendo confuses plot.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Exotica (1994)
Therapeutic strip joint.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Failure To Launch (2006)
Nature against McConaughey.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Godzilla (1998)
French bomb, Japanese monster.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Heathers (1988)
Teenage suicide gets popular.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Heist (2001)
Hackman struggles to retire.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hours, The (2002)
Poet takes book literally.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hulk (2003)
Tank throwing for kicks.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Hulk (2003)
Frisco needs damage control.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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In The Company Of Men (1997)
Corporations, lies and chauvinism.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Interacial criminal mature romance.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jersey Girl (2004)
J-Lo goes first.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Last Supper, The (1995)
Intellectuals' Boston Chainsaw Massacre.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lenny (1974)
Legal Records not funny.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Living In Oblivion (1995)
Director's bad dreams happens.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Love & Human Remains (1993)
Yummy Kirshner's debut.
Jan 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Magnolia (1999)
Magnolia grows on cancer.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Stan Lee saves day
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Man On The Moon (1999)
Yoga freak loses control.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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MASH (1970)
Doctors golfing and goofing.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo 'Skywalker' finds origin.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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