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Reviews by 'Lisandro'
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with a total of
138
reviews published to date.
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Creative child killings.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Whatever Works (2009)
Whatever Works doesn`t work.
Oct 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Unlucky singer meets Drew.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Boys meet girls... Dead!
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Undercover Brother (2002)
There goes the Brotherhood.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Two Of A Kind (1983)
Annoying couple saves creation.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Tucker: The Man And His Dream (1988)
Naive inventor fights Detroit.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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TRON (1982)
Sentient Atari goes tilt.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Trees Lounge (1996)
Drunkard does nice niece.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Transformers (2007)
Giant robots need glasses.
Aug 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Jet pilots' pissing contest.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
The Front (1976)
Front gets carried away.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Technological messiah's conception story.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Skynet finally wins.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator goes stepfather mode.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Love frustrated? Kill politician.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sweet Hereafter, The (1997)
Bus driver still works?!
Jan 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sweet Hereafter, The (1997)
Bus Driver's life tenure.
Jan 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Summer School (1987)
Professor Harmon wooes Saavik.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Subway (1985)
Adjani falls for homeless.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Staying Alive (1983)
Travolta's butt stars movie.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Alien Invasion bugs humans.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Boba Fett gets helmet.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Six Klingons destroy Enterprise.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Human Philosophy kills Spock.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Hell's couple needs counselling.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Smoke (1995)
Stockard loses glass eye.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Anal retentive stalks wife.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity (1987)
Bikini girls get hunted.
Jan 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Singles (1992)
Fonda almost got boobs.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
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Single White Female (1992)
Fonda chooses wrong roommate.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sid And Nancy (1986)
Pizza lover shoots girlfriend.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Showgirls (1995)
Evil 'Flashdance' with sex.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black promotes child labor.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
S1m0ne (2002)
Virtual actress can't retire.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Ring, The (2002)
Family counselling from beyond.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Gangsters Talk about Madonna.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Sex, drugs, game shows.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Reality Bites (1994)
Naive post-graduates drink Evian.
Sep 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Real Genius (1985)
Military fooled by nerds.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Punchline (1988)
Manson finds babysitting job.
Jan 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ass clock kills Travolta.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Burgers, cokeheads and bullets.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Producers, The (1968)
Hippie Hitler captures audience.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Smart (1986)
School Director deals drugs.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pretty Smart (1986)
Arquette has Zero experience.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Pixote, The Law Of The Weakest (1981)
Juvenile delinquent's underworld odyssey.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pitch Black (2000)
Monster hunting Diesel-style.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sun, pirates; moon, zombies.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Piano Teacher, The (2001)
Teacher compensates incestuous desires.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Pi (1998)
Creative headache creates God.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Shotgun therapy saves marriage.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Murphy's law hits boat.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
People I Know (2002)
People Pacino shouldnt know.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Oscar (1991)
Marisa Tomei's first Oscar.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Old book taken seriously.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
Listening friend for food.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mon Oncle (1958)
Hulot 1 House 0.
Jan 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Memento (2000)
Useful amnesia drives killer.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mazes And Monsters (1982)
LARP sets Hanks's madness.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Alice in WindowsLand.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo 'Skywalker' finds origin.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
MASH (1970)
Doctors golfing and goofing.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Yoga freak loses control.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Stan Lee saves day
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Magnolia (1999)
Magnolia grows on cancer.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Love & Human Remains (1993)
Yummy Kirshner's debut.
Jan 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Living In Oblivion (1995)
Midget quits bad movie.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Living In Oblivion (1995)
Director's bad dreams happens.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lenny (1974)
Legal Records not funny.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Last Supper, The (1995)
Intellectuals' Boston Chainsaw Massacre.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Just Married (2003)
'National Lampoons' Honeymoon'.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Jersey Girl (2004)
J-Lo goes first.
Jan 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Smith's teenagehood farewell.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Interacial criminal mature romance.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jabberwocky (1977)
Medieval enterpreneur kills monster.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
In The Company Of Men (1997)
Corporations, lies and chauvinism.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hulk (2003)
Tank throwing for kicks.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Hulk (2003)
Frisco needs damage control.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Hours, The (2002)
Poet takes book literally.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Heist (2001)
Hackman struggles to retire.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
'The Wall' in drag.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Heathers (1988)
Teenage suicide gets popular.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Godzilla (1998)
French bomb, Japanese monster.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Flesh & Blood (1985)
AD&D with sex.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Failure To Launch (2006)
Nature against McConaughey.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Exotica (1994)
Therapeutic strip joint.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Exorcist, The (1973)
Regan uses holy dildo.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
eXistenZ (1999)
Spinal Nintendo confuses plot.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Empire Records (1995)
Bridget Jones's summer job.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Elite Squad (2007)
Dealer dies, Nascimento retires.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Election (1999)
Jealousy destroys teacher's life.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Edif�cio Master (2002)
Building unveils our humanity.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Viewers miss saving throw.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
Superstition kills Heather Graham.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dreamscape (1984)
Reluctant psychic saves day.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dogma (1999)
Jay almost scores.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby practices baby making.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dinner Rush (2000)
Restaurant selling Mafia-style.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Machine gun Xmas party.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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