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Reviews by 'Mark8884'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
377
reviews published to date.
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Titanic (1997)
Selfish bitch hogs float.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(110)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
LA DA WC KO.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun bats for England.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Now an octave lower.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(14)
American Beauty (1999)
Dreams keep florist busy.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
Honey, fire our agent.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Gunfight At The O.K. Corral (1957)
O.K. K.O.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma in grave trouble.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbits obviously volcano proof.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Slippery bar surely dangerous.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Paycheck (2003)
World's most useful envelope.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Grease 2 (1982)
More tacky than Greasy.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Primary Colors (1998)
'The Bill Clinton Story'.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Alien (1979)
Surprise guest at dinner.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Turtles on sea 'weed'.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Rowling conjures up cash.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Ice Age (2002)
'Jungle Book' on ice.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Judge Dredd (1995)
'Judge Dreadful' more like.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Men In Black II (2002)
Should've errased audiences mind.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Robocop 2 (1990)
Robo PC becomes P.C.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Cars lack Diesel.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Back To The Future (1985)
Family incest just avoided.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Love Canada, hate Heston.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Die Another Day (2002)
Second son's second sun.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
No dogs. Many Werewolves.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(5)
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Dr searches for stairs.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Jack (1996)
Perfect bullying opportunity missed.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Walking trees- Greenpeace ad.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Pinocchio (1940)
Lies gives doll wood.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Police Academy (1984)
Hightower: backseat driving, literally.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Sore throat rules space.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Breast Men (1997)
Surgeons not breast friends.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Cabaret (1972)
Money causes earth rotation.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Fierce Creatures (1997)
A zoo called Wanda.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Thick geese need directions.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Gladiator (2000)
Moody aussie needs TCP.
Dec 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
GoldenEye (1995)
Brosnan saves world + franchise.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Moonraker (1979)
Worst. Bond. Ever.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Diaz: Sexy stalker magnet.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Wag The Dog (1997)
PR war, literally.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Richards' top gets wet.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare's Shrew re-made tragically.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Tim from Office blings.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Beach, The (2000)
DiCaprio loses deckchair, mind.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch movie without witch.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Con Air (1997)
Welcome aboard Clich� Air.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alcoholic alien nearly dies.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Sinfully ugly kid vomits.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Big feet. Big annoyance.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Moranis' lawn needs cutting.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Jaws (1975)
Mechanical shark scared me!
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Kazaam (1996)
Genie needs acting powers.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo has leather fetish.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Dead good early horror.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Odessa File, The (1974)
Voight: nicht g�t accent.
Jan 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Silblings cause expensive rescue.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Fucking swearing record. Bollocks.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Father delivers own sentence.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie meets three breasts.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Analyse This (1999)
Pillow is great shrink.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Lost powers. Viagra needed.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Dead blokes. Dead jokes.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Big Momma's House (2000)
A black 'Mrs Doubtfire'.
May 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Borrowers, The (1997)
Tiny people need mortgage.
May 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Client, The (1994)
Trailer trash in court.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Colo(u)r depends on country.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Battle over knife lengths.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Scheming Buffy seeks incest.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Deep Impact (1998)
Disney style 'Armageddon'. Yawn.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Simon says 'wash vest'.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)
Wayans bros' black comedy.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Idiots turn down waxing.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
East Is East (1999)
Parka kid gets snipped.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Flash uses Queen's powers.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Comedians offer pest control.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Cher permanently looped. Nightmare!
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter faces Black magic.
Sep 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Duty free triple agent.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Mrs Hfuhruhurr in Jeopardy!
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Wicked alien designs / tempers.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Cockney chimney sweeps dance.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
MASH (1970)
Korean blood and golf.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Negotiator, The (1998)
Hostage expert takes hostages.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
How to clean cars.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Everyone becomes Mr Crimson.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Robocop (1987)
Shooting robot saves trials.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Scary Movie (2000)
Scarily funny 'Scream' spoof.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shooting Fish (1997)
Con woman cons cons.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Starling has killer discussion.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Cinema's biggest twist saves.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Snatch (2000)
Lock, stock and pikeys.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst dates web wacko.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Face painter menaces Anakin.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Shredder makes rat trap.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Faulty electrics create calamity.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner's career unfairly drowned.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wayne's World (1992)
Nerds do Bohemian Rhapsody.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Fry very Wilde.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Over-rated yellow bricks.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
Animation unfortunately fleshed out.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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