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Reviews by 'Mark8884'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
377
reviews published to date.
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Decidedly average Disney dogs.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey plays with animals.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace ventures. Poor deal.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Addams Family, The (1991)
Family of Goths = scary.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Comical mile high love.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Class 'A' Wonderland.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Aliens (1986)
'Alien' plural = more + scarier.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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American History X (1998)
Extremely disturbing curb scene.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Cheeky 'sommelier' avoids embarrassment.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Analyse That (2002)
DeNiro hounds poor shrink.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Classic Python merged together.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Space ship needs heaters.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Patriotic comedy- a disaster.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Great cameos and piss-takes.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Good underwear. Bad teeth.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Bacon herds sheep. Nice.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bean (1997)
Atkinson becomes art 'expert'.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Crufts for weirdos.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Biker Boyz (2003)
2 Fast... with bikes.
May 30, 2005
Scored 0/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Dude, air guitars. Xcellent!
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Yank Army cocks up.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Blade (1998)
Blood showers. General fighting.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Dark, brooding futuristic Ford.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cop car mechanics cringe.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boatniks, The (1970)
Silvers becomes coastguard headache.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Python Gilliam's warped mind.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Carnival bugs bully grasshoppers.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bugsy Malone (1976)
'Godfather' with custard pies.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cable Guy, The (1996)
Weirdo parasite provides cable.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carlito's Way (1993)
Coked lawyer annoys Mafia.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Abroad (1972)
Nightmare hotel causes hilarity.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carry On Camping (1969)
Camp regular cast camp.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carry On Cowboy (1965)
Drainage worker becomes sheriff.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carry On Matron (1972)
Manly nurse goes undetected.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Casino (1995)
Aka 'Goodfellas' just longer.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Casper (1995)
Little ghost's uncle trouble.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Casper Meets Wendy (1998)
Casper FX spookily bad.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Cast Away (2000)
A Fedex, Wilson advert.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Charge Of The Light Brigade, The (1936)
Horses lose to cannons.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cherry Falls (2000)
Cherry Popping? Horror? No!
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Fat birds escape Colditz.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clockwise (1986)
Headmaster Cleese misses appointment.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clueless (1995)
Thick, fit blonde drives.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Over-rated foreign fighting.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Croupier (1998)
Darkly captivating gambling flick.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dante's Peak (1997)
Bond verus volcano.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Crutches contain concealed killer.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Death On The Nile (1978)
Nile killer. Nil confessions.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Death Race 2000 (1975)
Formula One with spikes.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Miranda Frost = Hot.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Germans blown up again.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World (1973)
Big dog, big craps.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Drunk monkey talks, apparently.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie know what's reality?
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Talking animals lose humour.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dragonheart (1996)
CGI dragon fights kingdom.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Thick, fit models die.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Tiresome stoners lose car.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Over weight elephant flies.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ed TV (1999)
Reality TV with flaws.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Edge, The (1997)
Hopkins' bear necessities.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Spielberg's unbeatably moving film.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Enter The Dragon (1973)
Polite ninjas await Lee.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Erin Brockovich (2000)
Slutty tops win case.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Eurotrip (2004)
Vinnie Jones confuses proffessions.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Vomiting murderer escapes punishment.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Face/Off (1997)
Crazed vicar needs Caging.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Faculty, The (1998)
Laughable lizard not scary.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush - Moore lies?
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Fargo (1996)
Thick kidnappers. Fictitious truth.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
...Wind, Fire... ginger girl?
May 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Final Countdown, The (1980)
Pearl Harbour with time-travel.
May 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Firm, The (1993)
Law book faithfully filmed.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Palin: sss-tttuttering dog killer.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas, The (2000)
Fred fails to strike.
May 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Football Factory, The (2004)
'Factory' produces defect humans.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Late arrivals. Posh swearing.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Tom Green declares insanity.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Friday The 13th (1980)
Buoy in lake Crystal.
Jul 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Bond gets good vodka.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Dole queue humping.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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G.I. Jane (1997)
Bald bitch becomes man.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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George Of The Jungle (1997)
Thick Tarzan gets headache.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Ghostbusters II (1989)
Pink slime stops baths.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
No Christening, lotsa killing.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
The Bond cliche generator.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Watchable car nicking plot.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
'Escape proof' theory trashed.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gremlins (1984)
Midnight feasts not advisable.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Gremlin conga-line calamity.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Hannibal (2001)
Lecter has civilised meal.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Home Alone (1990)
Murderous kid chases burglers.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Kid commits GBH again.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Home Alone 3 (1997)
Remote controlled criminal bait.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Human Traffic (1999)
Welsh drugs = trippy viewing.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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In & Out (1997)
Graduation coming out party.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Independence Day (1996)
Aliens bring kitchen sink.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Cult Indiana discovers cult.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Inspector Gadget (1999)
Modified crime fighting crap.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Kid flies Peachy Airlines.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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