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Pinocchio (1940) |
109 reviews |
Film rated 3.8 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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Everyone nose he's lying. |
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Whoppers activate hickory honker. |
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Jiminy Cricket, unfortunate events. |
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Lying goes against grain. |
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Well-dressed insect sings. |
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Pretense produces prominent proboscis. |
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Termites could improve plot. |
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Falsehoods cause nasal enlargements. |
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Marionette morphs into woodlessness. |
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Puppet experiences nasal erection. |
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Pinocchio's real, by Jiminy! |
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Disney cricket's toy story. |
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Boy gives wooden performance. |
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Carpentry: alternative to adoption. |
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Disney's Gepetto great heeler. |
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Childless carpenter assembles dissembler. |
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Blue Fairy resurrects wood. |
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Cricket conscience proves positive. |
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Lying increases nasal woody. |
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Gipeto's son's a jackass. |
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'Liar, Liar' Wooden version. |
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Puppet desires life, love. |
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Plank's constantly telling lies. |
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Captive boys begin braying. |
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Singing conscience? Oh Jiminy! |
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Woodentop lies, learns, LIVES! |
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Blue Fairy 'real-izes' puppet. |
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Cricket makes lousy conscience. |
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Wooden puppet best actor. |
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Wooden acting: See strings. |
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Puppet pines for boyhood. |
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Puppet impersonates Streisand. |
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Puppet brays, papa prays. |
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Acting wooden, appendage wonderous. |
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Pinocchio becomes new Jonah. |
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Wooden character can't deceive. |
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Pinocchio's a wooden actor! |
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Lying improves sexual ability. |
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Balsar boy, fibs forbidden. |
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Big fuckin' whale!!!! Woah! |
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Wooden boy, unreasonable fairy. |
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Gepetto plays with woodie. |
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Puppet's nose behaves oddly. |
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Insectile conscience rather ineffective. |
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