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Pinocchio (1940) |
| 109 reviews |
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Film rated 3.8 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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| Pretense produces prominent proboscis. |
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| Puppet experiences nasal erection. |
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| Jiminy Cricket, unfortunate events. |
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| Lying increases nasal woody. |
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| Gipeto's son's a jackass. |
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| Captive boys begin braying. |
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| Cetacean consumes compulsive child. |
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| Whoppers activate hickory honker. |
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| Carpentry: alternative to adoption. |
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| Blue Fairy resurrects wood. |
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| Big fuckin' whale!!!! Woah! |
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| Disney's Gepetto great heeler. |
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| Disney cricket's toy story. |
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| 'Liar, Liar' Wooden version. |
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| Woodentop lies, learns, LIVES! |
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| Cricket conscience proves positive. |
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| Puppet impersonates Streisand. |
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| Puppet brays, papa prays. |
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| Puppet pines for boyhood. |
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| Bad boys become jackasses. |
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| Termites could improve plot. |
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| Wooden character can't deceive. |
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| Wooden puppet best actor. |
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| Lying improves sexual ability. |
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| Acting wooden, appendage wonderous. |
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| Balsar boy, fibs forbidden. |
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| Singing conscience? Oh Jiminy! |
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| Wooden boy, unreasonable fairy. |
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| Wooden acting: See strings. |
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| Bullshitter. No strings attached. |
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| Everyone nose he's lying. |
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| Gepetto plays with woodie. |
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| Falsehoods cause nasal enlargements. |
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| Pinocchio's a wooden actor! |
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| Insectile conscience rather ineffective. |
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| Puppet's nose behaves oddly. |
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| Pinocchio's real, by Jiminy! |
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| Blue Fairy 'real-izes' puppet. |
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| Childless carpenter assembles dissembler. |
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| Lying goes against grain. |
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| Pinocchio becomes new Jonah. |
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| Plank's constantly telling lies. |
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| Cricket makes lousy conscience. |
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| Puppet desires life, love. |
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