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Planes & Snakes
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Snakes On A Plane

(2006)
209 reviews
Film rated 2.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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Stewardesses serve snakebite.
cjd 
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Fangs for flying AA.
cjd 
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Jackson fights cranky snakes.
MelissaS 
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Samuel L. Jackson, snakes.
Maginary Girl 
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Troy to the rescue.
Koli 
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Samuel L.: snake charmer.
gothhenge 
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Surfin' Sam.
damalc 
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Diddy, Paris: parodied passengers.
damalc 
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Mile High Club-bing snakes.
Montgomery 
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Venomous crook endangers plane.
Montgomery 
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Inflight 'snakebites' available.
Willy Weasel 
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Viper trail in slipperystream.
Willy Weasel 
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Venomous bathroom sex session.
Strangelove 
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Jackson chases the dragon.
Sludge 
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Hiss-teria aboard an airliner.
Joe Blevins 
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Plane takes serpentine route.
Joe Blevins 
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Snake bites man's pecker.
Seigiryu 
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Snakes munch manhood, mammaries.
teddychan 
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Samuel slays slithering sidewinders.
teddychan 
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Fanged frequent fliers.
teddychan 
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Flowers fuel fanged fury.
teddychan 
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Pretty Pataky prevents poisoning.
teddychan 
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Pataky plays MILF Maria.
teddychan 
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South Pacific flight bites.
teddychan 
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Jackson sets jet straight.
teddychan 
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Samuel snags snakes, stewardess.
teddychan 
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Plane's prodigious python pounces.
teddychan 
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Checked snakeskin 'luggage' unchecked.
teddychan 
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Pheromones provoke plane terror.
teddychan 
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Pataky shows sucking skills.
teddychan 
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Python devours doggie sacrifice.
teddychan 
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Mile high reptile mayhem.
teddychan 
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Plane's cargo 'passengers': poisonous.
teddychan 
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Python's palate: pooch, passenger.
teddychan 
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High altitude 'Lake Placid'.
teddychan 
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Python chomps cute canine.
teddychan 
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Troy tries real piloting.
teddychan 
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Playstation pilot lands plane.
teddychan 
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Python's prey: pompous Paul.
teddychan 
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Passengers' prayer: Playstation prowess?
teddychan 
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Villain's vehicle: venomous vermin.
teddychan 
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Fangs fly figuratively, literally.
teddychan 
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Leroy's big butt bitten.
teddychan 
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Boa bites bald businessman.
MainOnion 
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Snakes, rattle and roll.
belialtwin 
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Fans rewrite Jackson's lines.
Greystone 
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Snake skins foreskin?
teddychan 
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Flight of the intruders.
teddychan 
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Vipers, venom victimize passengers.
teddychan 
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Snakes. Plane. Enough Said.
selquest 
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Cobras vs. Samuel Jackson.
d99 
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Pissed snake botches fellatio.
paperfolder 
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Reptilian revolution worries witness.
sargant 
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Audience says: Boo. Hissssssssssss.
Mojo 
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Rattled snakes hijack plane.
SMGlickman 
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Flying snakes? Plain stupid.
Rovark 
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Samuel stops slithering snakes.
Penhaligan 
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Reptiles' bad air day!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jackson hates 'motherfucking snakes!'
Please Kill Me Now 
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Mamba, killed a mam.
Sludge 
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Jackson kicks some asp.
Little Old Lady... 
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Serpents tenaciously attack genitals.
Puzzgal 
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Milksnake goes for it.
Sludge 
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Hissers sour mile-high attempt.
Canklefish 
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Jackson bites back.
Canklefish 
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Motherf*cking snakes, motherf*cking plane.
Ralph 
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Jackson's in the hiss-ouse.
Sludge 
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Serpents join Mile-high Club.
PK9 
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Pythonesque humour.
likeitis 
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Fangs for the mammaries.
teddychan 
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Pilots flying serpents.
kolo 
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Plane's really hauling asp.
Gentleman Ghost 
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Chihuahua's reptilian hors d'�uvre.
calmer 
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Ophidiophobia meets aerophobia: hissteria!
Whippersnapper. 
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It bit, then sucked.
Sludge 
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Serpents are flying coach.
Canklefish 
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Jackson plays asskicker, aspkicker.
teddychan 
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Rampaging reptiles: frightful flight.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Ophidiophobic? Don't watch SoaP.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Snake strikes lavatory lovers.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Fly the Fangly Skies.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Serpentine airline.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (1)   
Cobras in the cockpit?
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Dodge vipers, flying.
Nate 
  Vote (1)   
Snakes. Samuel's 'had it'.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Snakepit? Cockpit? Same difference.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Boaeing.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Snake bites trouser snake.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Flex on a plane.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Lotta Snakin' Boeing On.
Whippersnapper. 
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Snake on a penis.
Yukon 
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Snake on a breast.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Motherfuckin snakes bite nipples.
theBA 
  Vote (2)   
Terrorists using snakes? Cool!
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Mobsters provoke hiss panics.
Whippersnapper. 
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Crack snakes take plane.
Beanmimo 
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Plane with snakes on.
Greystone 
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Snakes slide past security.
JWMP 
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Asps with altitude.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (2)   
Snakes hear Ezekiel 25:17.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
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