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Planes & Snakes
Essential Collection - 2006
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Four Word Film Reviews: The Book

Snakes On A Plane

(2006)
209 reviews
Film rated 2.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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Snake on a penis.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
High plane hissers.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Snake on a breast.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Fly me a slither.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (8)   
Viper trail in slipperystream.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
Inflight 'snakebites' available.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote    
Serpentine airline.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (1)   
Asps with altitude.
Willy Weasel 
  Vote (2)   
Ophidiophobia meets aerophobia: hissteria!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Boa(ir).
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (4)   
Aircraft reported hissing.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (13)   
Lotta Snakin' Boeing On.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Playing for high snakes.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Pythons, flying, irk us.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (19)   
Airbussss.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (6)   
Mobsters provoke hiss panics.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Anaconcorde.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (23)   
Snakes, fangs for mammaries.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Playstation pilot saves landing.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (4)   
Motherfuckin' snakes cause chaos.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Jackson finds snakes mo-fos.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Flight of the Saurian.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Cobra(ir).
turrell 
  Vote (20)   
Snakes get high.
TitanPa 
  Vote (2)   
Unlucky = snake flies.
TitanPa 
  Vote (3)   
Hiss Hiss Bang Bang.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (33)   
Flight Taipan.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Motherfuckin snakes bite nipples.
theBA 
  Vote (2)   
Ophiciophobia at 30,000 feet.
The General 
  Vote (8)   
Fangs for the mammaries.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Fanged frequent fliers.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Rampaging reptiles: frightful flight.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Samuel snags snakes, stewardess.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Pheromones provoke plane terror.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Python devours doggie sacrifice.
teddychan 
  Vote    
High altitude 'Lake Placid'.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Jackson plays asskicker, aspkicker.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Python's prey: pompous Paul.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Leroy's big butt bitten.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Vipers, venom victimize passengers.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Samuel slays slithering sidewinders.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Plane's passengers get rattled.
teddychan 
  Vote (3)   
Jackson sets jet straight.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Checked snakeskin 'luggage' unchecked.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Pataky shows sucking skills.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Python's palate: pooch, passenger.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Fangs fly figuratively, literally.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Playstation pilot lands plane.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Snake skins foreskin?
teddychan 
  Vote    
Flowers fuel fanged fury.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Pataky plays MILF Maria.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Snake strikes lavatory lovers.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Mile high reptile mayhem.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Ophidiophobic? Don't watch SoaP.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Python chomps cute canine.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Passengers' prayer: Playstation prowess?
teddychan 
  Vote    
Snakes munch manhood, mammaries.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Pretty Pataky prevents poisoning.
teddychan 
  Vote    
South Pacific flight bites.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Plane's prodigious python pounces.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Plane's cargo 'passengers': poisonous.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Villain's vehicle: venomous vermin.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Troy tries real piloting.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Flight of the intruders.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Venomous bathroom sex session.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Ssssseven-four-ssssseven.
soda 
  Vote (3)   
Rattled snakes hijack plane.
SMGlickman 
  Vote    
It bit, then sucked.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
AnaConde Nast Traveler?
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Mamba, killed a mam.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Asps 'n' Jackson.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Jackson chases the dragon.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Jackson's in the hiss-ouse.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Naught Legged Freaks.
Sludge 
  Vote (14)   
Hijackers are cold-blooded.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
PSA ASPS? ASPCA, ASAP!
Sludge 
  Vote (15)   
Throw Mamba from Plane.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Bad Asp Motherfucker.
Sludge 
  Vote (25)   
Milksnake goes for it.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
No-hand luggage threatens 'plane.
SixFourian 
  Vote (14)   
Snakes. Plane. Enough Said.
selquest 
  Vote    
Snake bites man's pecker.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Fly Busihiss Class.
Sean 
  Vote (10)   
Reptilian revolution worries witness.
sargant 
  Vote    
Flying snakes? Plain stupid.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Coffee, tea or anti-venom?
RockGolf 
  Vote (22)   
United. Snakes.
RockGolf 
  Vote (14)   
Makes aviation hiss story.
RockGolf 
  Vote (44)   
Puts 'BOA' in BOAC.
RockGolf 
  Vote (14)   
Actually, snakes IN plane.
RockGolf 
  Vote (26)   
Jackson's challenges: Carrion, luggage.
RockGolf 
  Vote (5)   
Boa Who Could Fly.
RockGolf 
  Vote (27)   
Hijackers unarmed. (Unlegged, too.).
RockGolf 
  Vote (24)   
Gerard Plunkett, bit actor.
rockfsh 
  Vote (5)   
Some passengers get rattled.
rockfsh 
  Vote (14)   
Flynn decompresses, defenestrates, infestation.
rockfsh 
  Vote (4)   
Mile high club grounded.
rockfsh 
  Vote (4)   
Flyin' the friendly skiessssssssss.
redPen 
  Vote (10)   
High concept screenwrithing.
randall 
  Vote (24)   
Motherf*cking snakes, motherf*cking plane.
Ralph 
  Vote (1)   
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