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Reviews by 'damalc'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1544
reviews published to date.
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13 Assassins (2010)
Naritsugu ends Doi line.
Aug 10, 2011
Unscored
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2001 Maniacs (2005)
Mayor Buckman: hungry man.
Sep 13, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
21 (2008)
Math geeks beat blackjack.
Oct 11, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
3:10 To Yuma (2007)
Limpin' Christian.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
47 Meters Down (2017)
Under open water.
Mar 11, 2018
Unscored
Vote
9 (2009)
Sock puppets vs.machines.
Aug 4, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Above The Law (1986)
Prosecutor administers death sentences.
Nov 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Acacia (2003)
Couple adopts tree hugger.
Oct 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Grossest part? Hairy Perez.
Mar 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Gangster (2007)
Rappers play detective, dealers.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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American Gangster (2007)
Lucas inspires 'New Jack'.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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American Me (1992)
Edward James almost pureed.
Jun 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Psycho (2000)
'Wall Street,' with murders.
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Angel-A (2005)
Chain-smoking angel settles debts.
Apr 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Assassin, The (1993)
La Femme Fonda.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
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Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That! (2006)
Beasties employ amateur cameramen.
Sep 4, 2007
Unscored
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Bébé's Kids (1992)
Robin, little cartoon hoods.
Oct 11, 2006
Unscored
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Bad Boys II (2003)
Will Smith divides Union.
Sep 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Bad Guy (2001)
Korean crush becomes hooker.
Sep 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Barbarella (1968)
Fonda movie, dolls bite.
Aug 6, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Being There (1979)
Imbecile gardener grows prestige.
Jul 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Glorious Rump.
Apr 29, 2008
Unscored
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Big Bad Wolf (2006)
Wisecracking rapist werewolf.
Sep 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Big Man Japan (2007)
Superhero is ultra-fat man.
Nov 25, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Black Bounty Killer, The (1975)
Boss Hammers down law.
May 28, 2008
Unscored
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Black Bounty Killer, The (1975)
Say 'nigger?' Jail time.
May 19, 2008
Unscored
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Blind Fury (1989)
Hauer's Sho ninja's dead.
Aug 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blood Diamond (2006)
DiCaprio with African accent.
Feb 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Hughes bros' post-apoc-Eli-ptic tale.
Jan 28, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Booty Call (1997)
Impressions make Vivica randy.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey (2000)
Bruce advises water semblance.
May 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Bug (2006)
Harry Co-knocks Ashley down.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Carrie (2013)
Period vid goes viral.
Nov 15, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Case 39 (2009)
Emily accepts foster demon.
Oct 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cashback (2006)
Sainsbury's buys Ben's insomnia.
May 7, 2008
Unscored
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Casino Royale (2006)
Bond gambles chips, covertness.
May 25, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Chiklo Gouyeung (1992)
Killer Princess removes jewels.
Mar 26, 2010
Unscored
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Chiklo Gouyeung (1992)
Sister Cindy kills sinners.
Mar 26, 2010
Unscored
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Chloe (2009)
Chloe manipulates Catherine.
Feb 27, 2011
Unscored
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Chocolate (2008)
Autistic girl kicks ass.
Jun 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Chronicle (2012)
Andrew takes up dentistry.
Feb 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Chronicle (2012)
Super teens smash Seattle.
Feb 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Chronicle (2012)
Trenchcoat mafia, with powers.
Feb 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Gods recycle 'Excalibur' armor?
Apr 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Clerks II (2006)
Randal offers 'Godfather' blessing.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Clerks II (2006)
Four word Mooby review.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Clerks II (2006)
Randal quotes racist grandma.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Contracted (2013)
STZ: Sexually transmitted zombie.
Sep 11, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Cooler, The (2003)
Baldwin aborts Warren's pillow.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Cowboy Del Amor (2005)
Ivan rustles Mexican wives.
Oct 23, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Crash (2004)
Larenz T's dead, Cheadle.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Crazy Heart (2009)
Blake's Bad health, habits.
Feb 3, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Creature (2011)
Cannibalistic humanoid swamp dweller.
Sep 16, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Ziyi's forest jumps.
Jan 25, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
D.C. Cab (1983)
Busey's off Elvis' birthday.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Joker's scars story varies.
Jul 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Batman takes Two-Face's rap.
Jul 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dawg Fight (2014)
Blackyard brawls.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 2/5
Vote
Death Proof (2007)
Actually, partially Death Proof.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Death Proof (2007)
Russell retires Rose.
Jun 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Descent (2007)
Rosario raped, revels, repays.
Apr 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dirty (2005)
Cuba, Clifton: corrupt cops.
Nov 27, 2007
Unscored
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Doctor Sleep (2019)
Adult Danny's a firestarter.
Jul 2, 2023
Unscored
Vote
Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)
Wanda wants a family.
Jul 19, 2022
Unscored
Vote
Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)
Mordo, Xavier illuminate Strange.
Jul 19, 2022
Unscored
Vote
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Possessed servant riverdances.
Oct 2, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Eastern Promises (2007)
Naked Viggo kills gangsters.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Easy Rider (1969)
Hopper high. Fonda fried.
Jun 30, 2011
Unscored
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El Chicano (2018)
Diego punishes cartel.
Dec 28, 2021
Scored 3/5
Vote
Equalizer, The (2014)
Denzel's big-box battleground.
Oct 1, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Memory erasers dance, screw.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kate's crotch connects Carrey.
May 1, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Mini-Jim in jammies.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Forget Winslet.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Who my darling, Clementine?
Mar 6, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fade To Black (2004)
Carter's closing concert.
Apr 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Pageant question: 'Hungry?'.
May 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)
Greg fumbles baby rescue.
Aug 6, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fille Coupée En Deux, La (2007)
Saint-Denis plays in Snow.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Final Destination (2000)
More sequels. Not 'Final'.
Nov 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Final, The (2010)
Nerds terrorize cool kids.
May 6, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Flashdance (1983)
Beals steals breakdancers' moves.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fog, The (1980)
Stevie Wayne's mist-adventures.
May 28, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Forbidden Kingdom, The (2008)
Trip(itikas) to ancient China.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Four Rooms (1995)
Calderon's digit gone.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Freerunner (2011)
Parkouring for their lives.
Feb 16, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Fronterz (2004)
Fake rappers' acting exercises.
Dec 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Gang Of Roses (2003)
Black 'Bad Girls'.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Getting Played (2005)
Hot chicks' cock competition.
Oct 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Ghost Story, A (2017)
Casey's widow kills pie.
Aug 3, 2017
Scored 4/5
Vote
Girl 6 (1996)
Imperioli scares phone fucker.
Sep 16, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Girl 6 (1996)
Spike Lee. Phone-bone.
Jul 13, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Goemon (2009)
Goemon goes after Toyotomi.
Jun 28, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Good Day To Be Black & Sexy, A (2008)
Love African-American Style.
Feb 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gran Torino (2008)
Grumpy old Dirty Harry.
Apr 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gravity (2013)
Stone's, Kowalski's situation heavy.
Oct 30, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Great Debaters, The (2007)
Starring Denzels, Whitakers.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
Zoe does own stunts.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
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H (2002)
Hyun hypnotizes. Homicides.
Mar 29, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Half Baked (1998)
Garofalo reads disturbing poetry.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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