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Reviews by 'damalc'
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with a total of
1544
reviews published to date.
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May (2002)
May's eye on Adam.
Sep 6, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Doctor Sleep (2019)
Adult Danny's a firestarter.
Jul 2, 2023
Unscored
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Pearl (2022)
Pearl's world's no oyster.
Jun 1, 2023
Scored 6/5
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(2)
X (2022)
Boogie Nights with frights.
Jan 27, 2023
Unscored
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Revenge (2017)
Side chick impaled repeatedly.
Oct 28, 2022
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Shazam! (2019)
Billy Batson gets big.
Oct 3, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Speak No Evil (2022)
Abel's unable to speak.
Sep 27, 2022
Unscored
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Thor: Love And Thunder (2022)
Thor, Gorr. Snore.
Sep 17, 2022
Scored 2/5
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Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Siblings duel with Creeper.
Jul 19, 2022
Scored 2/5
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Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)
Mordo, Xavier illuminate Strange.
Jul 19, 2022
Unscored
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Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)
Wanda wants a family.
Jul 19, 2022
Unscored
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Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022)
What a Strange zombie.
Jul 19, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
El Chicano (2018)
Diego punishes cartel.
Dec 28, 2021
Scored 3/5
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Harder They Fall, The (2021)
Beckworth counts too slowly.
Dec 11, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harder They Fall, The (2021)
Zazie Beetz Regina's ass.
Dec 11, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(2)
One Cut Of The Dead (2017)
Zombie meta movie.
Sep 18, 2021
Unscored
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Legend (2015)
Kray-zy-ass gangster twins.
Jun 2, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Little (2019)
Jerk Jordan shrinks.
Feb 12, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Snowbound (2017)
Ice Wide Shut
Jul 2, 2020
Unscored
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(2)
Green Inferno, The (2013)
Cannibal holocaust lite.
Jun 9, 2020
Unscored
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(2)
Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018)
Disney princesses self-troll.
Apr 18, 2020
Unscored
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(1)
Platform, The (2019)
Gaztelu-Urrutia's levels of hunger.
Apr 7, 2020
Unscored
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(2)
Lighthouse, The (2019)
Pattinson in fishy situation.
Nov 16, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Joker (2019)
Joker's maybe Batman's bro?
Nov 6, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Joker (2019)
Fleck's fantasies.
Nov 6, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Goodnight Mommy (2014)
Lonely twin tortures mom.
Nov 5, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Midsommar (2019)
Harga life expectancy: 72.
Aug 9, 2019
Unscored
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(2)
Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019)
Monsters bow.
Aug 9, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ma (2019)
"Ma"? Meh.
Jun 26, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dead Don't Die, The (2019)
RZA reanimated.
Jun 26, 2019
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Brightburn (2019)
Problem super-child.
Jun 5, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Batman: Year One (2011)
Animated Batman begins.
Mar 26, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Terrifier (2016)
Tara doesn't appreciate Art.
Nov 16, 2018
Unscored
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(2)
Venom (2018)
Brock accepts illegal alien.
Oct 22, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Venom (2018)
Hardy serves as host.
Oct 22, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Halloween (2018)
Sexagenarian still has chops.
Oct 22, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Peppermint (2018)
Icy North gets revenge.
Sep 14, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Meg, The (2018)
Megalo-don't bother.
Aug 31, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Emelie (2015)
Babysitter attempts Christopher robbin'.
Aug 26, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
It: Chapter Two (2019)
It follows.
Aug 13, 2018
Unscored
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(2)
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
Cruise breaks a leg.
Aug 4, 2018
Unscored
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(3)
Sorry To Bother You (2018)
Why long face, Cassius?
Jul 29, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
The Houses October Built 2 (2017)
Brandy scores last scare.
Jul 14, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hereditary (2018)
Heads up, Graham girls!
Jul 14, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
SuperFly (2018)
Flurry hits Snow Patrol.
Jun 24, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
SuperFly (2018)
Priest has shower trinity.
Jun 24, 2018
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lion King, The (2019)
"King" upgrades with Beyonce.
Jun 11, 2018
Unscored
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(2)
Black Panther (2018)
Smart? She Shuri is.
Jun 2, 2018
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Black Panther (2018)
Michael B. taking throne.
Jun 2, 2018
Scored 5/5
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(2)
47 Meters Down (2017)
Under open water.
Mar 11, 2018
Unscored
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Sunshine (2007)
Restarting sun? Fusion: Impossible.
Feb 18, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shape Of Water, The (2017)
Merman, Elisa go deep.
Jan 4, 2018
Scored 4/5
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(2)
The Devil's Candy (2015)
Jesse strings up Ray.
Oct 26, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Ghost Story, A (2017)
Casey's widow kills pie.
Aug 3, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Cap trolls patient viewers.
Jul 26, 2017
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wonder Woman (2017)
Diana's prints on sword.
Jul 13, 2017
Scored 5/5
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Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Willis gets jiggy.
Jan 16, 2017
Unscored
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Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)
Commissioner nearly goes batty.
Sep 20, 2016
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)
Batgirl gets Bat bone.
Sep 11, 2016
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Snow On Tha Bluff (2011)
Snow faux dope doc.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 4/5
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Enter The Void (2009)
Trippin' ghost gawks.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dawg Fight (2014)
Blackyard brawls.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 2/5
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Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Winter Soldier ices Starks.
May 16, 2016
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, The (1976)
Shady Sheen stalks Rynn.
Apr 25, 2016
Scored 3/5
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Legend (2015)
Hardy (plays) Brothers.
Apr 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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Noah (2014)
Rocky Noah picture show.
Oct 22, 2015
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Start The Revolution Without Me (1970)
King Louis chickens out.
Oct 8, 2015
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Naked Fear (2007)
Hunted Diana becomes hunter.
Oct 4, 2015
Scored 3/5
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(1)
May (2002)
May makes mate.
Sep 21, 2015
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Starry Eyes (2014)
Sarah's a bloody star.
Sep 14, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Starry Eyes (2014)
Sarah's soul for stardom.
Sep 14, 2015
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Contracted (2013)
STZ: Sexually transmitted zombie.
Sep 11, 2015
Scored 3/5
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Unfriended (2014)
Laura's cybernatural revenge.
Sep 8, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
Unfriended (2014)
Ghost in millenials' machines.
Sep 8, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
It Follows (2014)
You cum. "It" comes.
Sep 8, 2015
Unscored
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(3)
Fantastic Four (2015)
Fourth "4" fantastically average.
Aug 21, 2015
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Le Lac Des Morts Vivants (1981)
Nazi zombies' French cuisine.
May 10, 2015
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Hancock (2008)
Sloshed, surly superhero seasons.
Feb 8, 2015
Scored 4/5
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Tusk (2014)
Long long in tooth.
Jan 10, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
Tusk (2014)
Wallace goes full walrus.
Jan 10, 2015
Unscored
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Million Ways To Die In The West, A (2014)
MacFarlane's wacky, woeful western.
Jan 10, 2015
Unscored
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Equalizer, The (2014)
Denzel's big-box battleground.
Oct 1, 2014
Unscored
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Compliance (2012)
Becky gets McMolested.
Sep 14, 2014
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe green-gobbles scenery.
Jul 23, 2014
Scored 5/5
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Brick Mansions (2014)
Rayzah kills for RZA.
May 6, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)
Scorsese's exercise in excess.
Apr 20, 2014
Unscored
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Ted (2012)
Marky Mark's funky bear.
Jan 25, 2014
Unscored
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Her (2013)
A computer, Theodore? Siri-ously?
Jan 12, 2014
Unscored
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Lovelace (2013)
Traynor. Trauma. Train. Truth.
Nov 18, 2013
Unscored
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Carrie (2013)
Period vid goes viral.
Nov 15, 2013
Unscored
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013)
Knoxville's Irving unnerving.
Nov 15, 2013
Unscored
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Gravity (2013)
Stone's, Kowalski's situation heavy.
Oct 30, 2013
Unscored
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Trance (2013)
Pubes shaved. Memories regrow.
Oct 28, 2013
Unscored
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Trance (2013)
Unforgettable Rosario alters memories.
Oct 23, 2013
Unscored
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Man Of Steel (2013)
S stands for hope.
Jul 31, 2013
Unscored
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Life Of Pi (2012)
Ti-ger-tanic.
May 20, 2013
Unscored
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Sin City (2005)
Marv confesses to creator.
May 15, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Red Dawn (2012)
WOLVEREEEEE-make.
Nov 8, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
Sinister (2012)
Ashley breaks no-painting rule.
Oct 30, 2012
Unscored
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Killer Joe (2011)
No cash? Dottie'll do.
Sep 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
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