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Reviews by 'LadyMeerkat'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
820
reviews published to date.
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Chocolat (2000)
Lindt wins over Lent.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeiffer in PVC ... meeeow!
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Cruise's Lestat, somewhat Lecrap.
May 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Dying aliens spew Fanta.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
To Catch a Penguin.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Horses played by coconuts.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Ratatouille (2007)
Connoisseur, not sewer, rat.
Sep 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Drink Absinthe, see Kylie!
Apr 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Jack has Santa-nic delusions.
May 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun's killer record collection.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp slices. Carter dices.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Phone Booth (2002)
Sniper talks ear off.
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Village, The (2004)
Porcupines paint town red.
Oct 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Barbarella (1968)
Pretty Pretty. Duran Duran.
Oct 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Sane Manson. Nutter Heston.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Face/Off (1997)
Face, life, wife - swapped.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Ed Wood (1994)
Depp's Wood not wooden.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Film's finest fencing feline.
Jul 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Book deadlier than sword.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Neverending Story III: Escape From Fantasia, The (1994)
Ende's characters. Characters' end.
Oct 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Evey asks V, 'Why?!'.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith induced trip.
May 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Gizmo as Rambo.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Secretary (2002)
Lawyer's spanking new employee.
Nov 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Branagh can't sew well.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Children's chocolate horror film.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Teenager no longer Baby.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Australian fish. American accents.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Butterball butterfly is beautiful.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Dashing Demarco desirably 'demented'.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bog flatulates Eternal Stench.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Space oddity shoots blanks.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Headless, head hoarding horseman.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Cars (2006)
VW Beetles are bugs.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
From Hell (2001)
Heather's whore: impossibly clean.
May 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Bloody tree hides heads.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Dead dude. Stripey duds.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Editor mad, Prada clad.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
G'mork: scarier than Nothing.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Spirited Away (2001)
Pigging out enchants parents.
Nov 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
American Psycho (2000)
Stationery to die for.
Sep 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Fantasia (1940)
Mouse's magical, multiplying mayhem!
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Hellboy (2004)
Stone hand, warm heart.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Plan 9: create zombies.
May 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Pooch perturbed by penguin.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Artificial intelligence. 'Real' boy.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Creature Comforts (1990)
Aardman does aardvarks.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Prestige, The (2006)
Magicians' extreme one-upmanship.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka's gaudy, technicolour factory.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Coming To America (1988)
Akeem wipes own arse.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Hunger, The (1983)
Aged Bowie not kissable.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Hybrid probes Beckinsale's navel.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(11)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Viva la re-V-lution!
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Stamp's spectre, suitably snooty.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Hunger, The (1983)
Eternal youth? Miriam lied!
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Escort versus escargot.
Oct 31, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Feathers McGraw, penguin outlaw.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Ants kick grasshopper butt.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Goth versus Avon.
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Madagascar (2005)
Madagascar = Lemur Island Rave.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Phone Booth (2002)
Sniper thoughtfully orders pizza.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin is nightmare lodger.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Head-shrinking while you wait.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Fashionable boss from Hell.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
I, Robot (2004)
Will's Total (Robot) Recall.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Notorious Bettie Page, The (2005)
Pinup is born again.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Cheese allergy? Wallace incompatible.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
'Daisy' ditty during disarming.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Gigolo Jude? Perfect casting.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Amadeus (1984)
Moz-arty farty. Baroque parties.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Court Jester, The (1955)
The Fox isn't outfoxed.
May 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Frida (2002)
Cross-dressing cripple conceals communist.
Oct 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Midget couturier suits family.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Libertine, The (2004)
Depp's debauched doodle doodles.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Madagascar (2005)
The Stiller solution - sushi.
May 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Swordfish (2001)
Bookish Berry bares boobs.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Ed Wood (1994)
The director wore angora.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Smell the Tap.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Disney melds Carroll's classics.
Aug 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Am�lie (2001)
French pixie. Roamin' gnome.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Sideshow exhibit asserts dignity.
Oct 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton outside. Pitt inside.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Frida (2002)
Sexy Surrealist Salma.
Oct 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Dorian's picture, deadly ugly.
Jul 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Stardust, Earthbound.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Octopus override overwhelms Octavius.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
The Matrix (1999)
Introducing: Bullet Time.
Sep 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolithic acid trip.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Dark City (1998)
Photophobic, hydrophobic control freaks.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
The Phantom (Lion) Menaces.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1977)
Chamberlain's traumatic, metallic facial.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Pained porcine's contagious curse.
Nov 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Shrek (2001)
Donkey's potential sweetheart - smoking!
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Spirited Away (2001)
Underage worker in Wonderland.
Nov 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Angel Heart (1987)
Devil eggs on voodoo.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Barbarella (1968)
Fonda's fun bags, fondled.
May 9, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
When zombie pirates attack.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Holy Smoke (1999)
Winslet quenches outback earth.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Hunger, The (1983)
Blade Runner with vampires.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Wooden bunny. Killer bunny.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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