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Reviews by 'squarehead'
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with a total of
718
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Hand, The (1981)
Oliver can't grasp horror.
Feb 5, 2006
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Chapter Two (1979)
Marsha gets Caaned again.
Jan 8, 2008
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(4)
Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Casey Affleckted by kidnapping.
Nov 13, 2007
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(4)
Stardust (2007)
Michelle does bitchy witchy.
Sep 10, 2007
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Crazy Heart (2009)
Jeff has Bad habits.
Jan 24, 2010
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(4)
Easy Rider (1969)
Bikers quite Fonda weed.
Sep 27, 2008
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(4)
Little Big Man (1970)
Faye bathes Dusty.
Feb 25, 2006
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(3)
Stardust (2007)
Pfeiffer ages fast.
Sep 10, 2007
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(3)
Milk (2008)
Josh spoils Sean's Milk.
Dec 6, 2008
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(3)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Cazale makes grand exit.
Aug 24, 2006
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(2)
Group, The (1966)
Bergen becomes a lesbian.
May 15, 2006
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(2)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Ziggy visits alien surroundings.
Oct 21, 2005
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(2)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Oldman gets punky rocky.
Oct 19, 2005
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(2)
Slightly Pregnant Man, A (1973)
Marcello expects a kid.
Jan 18, 2006
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(2)
Word Is Out (1977)
Seventies gays reveal themselves.
Jun 30, 2010
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(2)
Hereafter (2010)
Clint studies tsunami survivors.
Oct 24, 2010
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(2)
Race With The Devil (1975)
Campers not Fonda Satan.
Apr 19, 2007
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(2)
American Gangster (2007)
Crowe invades Washington.
Nov 13, 2007
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(2)
Conformist, The (1970)
Sightless show dancing abilities.
Apr 19, 2009
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(2)
Munich (2005)
Spielberg resurrects twin towers.
Apr 9, 2006
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(2)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Homer triggers Hollywood destruction.
Oct 23, 2005
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(2)
Fat City (1972)
Jeff enjoys good Candy.
May 6, 2008
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(2)
Nighthawks (1981)
Rocky, Lando chase Batty.
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Die Laughing (1980)
Monkey has nuclear plans.
Jan 23, 2006
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(2)
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks/Banderas relationship shortchanged.
Nov 30, 2005
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(2)
The Gong Show Movie (1980)
Jaye P. flashes boobs.
Apr 19, 2006
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(2)
Agnes Of God (1985)
Meg lays dirty egg.
Jun 15, 2006
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath & Jake smooch.
Dec 21, 2005
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(2)
Sword Of Gideon (1986)
Bauer preys upon terrorists.
Feb 2, 2006
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(2)
MacKintosh Man, The (1973)
Newman hounds Communist spy.
Jul 16, 2007
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(2)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
DiCaprio, Winslet, Bates reunite.
Feb 26, 2009
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(2)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Downey Jr. turns black.
Jul 14, 2008
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(2)
Away From Her (2006)
Julie's mind fades away.
Jun 18, 2007
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa ain't always nice.
Dec 15, 2005
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(1)
Blood Relatives (1978)
Two Donalds examine slaying.
Jan 8, 2006
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Rio youngsters turn violent.
Nov 26, 2007
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(1)
Conversation, The (1974)
Wiretapper cracks, trashes apartment.
Mar 24, 2008
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(1)
Dancing At The Blue Iguana (2000)
Tilly whips butts.
May 10, 2006
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(1)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Haley harasses Donald, dies.
Mar 5, 2010
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(1)
Dressed To Kill (1980)
Angie has car sex.
Nov 5, 2005
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(1)
Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Nolte debuts, doesn't speak.
Apr 1, 2008
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(1)
Fox And His Friends (1975)
Fassbinder appears in buff.
Sep 9, 2006
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(1)
Happening, The (2008)
Suicides baffle Marky Mark.
Jul 9, 2008
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(1)
Healer, The (2002)
Otto seeks cancer cure.
Sep 20, 2006
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(1)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Cop dropkicks elderly gunwoman.
May 1, 2007
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(1)
Little Drummer Girl, The (1984)
Annie Hall hunts Palestinians.
Feb 2, 2006
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(1)
Orchestra Seats (2006)
Orphan awed by Paris.
Oct 1, 2008
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(1)
Play It As It Lays (1972)
Weld watches boyfriend OD.
Feb 7, 2007
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(1)
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Ugly truth dooms Ross.
Apr 13, 2006
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(1)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Biker buds detonate bar.
Mar 17, 2007
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(1)
Women's Club, The (1987)
Writer enters male prostitution.
Jan 6, 2006
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(1)
3 Women (1977)
Selfish Shelley worships yellow.
May 24, 2006
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(1)
Amateur, The (1981)
Savage seeks Keller's killers.
Sep 30, 2006
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayans expose hearts.
Jan 29, 2007
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(1)
Bitch, The (1979)
Joan tries saving disco.
Mar 30, 2006
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(1)
Caveman (1981)
Former Beatle plays Bach.
Feb 21, 2008
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(1)
Conduct Unbecoming (1975)
Mystery surrounds widow's beating.
Sep 20, 2006
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(1)
Death Of A President (2006)
Bush bites the dust.
Oct 19, 2006
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(1)
Death Trap (1977)
Redneck gives crocodile flesh.
Sep 5, 2008
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(1)
Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Blake's demotion proves fatal.
Jul 13, 2009
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(1)
Getaway, The (1972)
Steve shoots up hotel.
Mar 2, 2006
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(1)
Mary And Rhoda (2000)
Two Minneapolis buddies reunite.
Mar 28, 2013
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(1)
Moment By Moment (1978)
Travolta, Tomlin, romantic mismatch.
Feb 14, 2006
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(1)
Playing For Time (1980)
Maud gets hanged.
Jan 11, 2006
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(1)
Sea Gull, The (1968)
Redgrave triggers Warner's suicide.
Jul 19, 2006
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(1)
Shampoo (1975)
Carrie asks for sex.
Jul 13, 2006
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(1)
Shoot The Moon (1982)
Finney cheatin' on Keaton.
Mar 22, 2007
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(1)
Stone Killer, The (1973)
Bronson seeks killer vets.
Feb 1, 2008
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(1)
Things Change (1988)
Don, Joe to Tahoe.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford jumps off Cliff.
Feb 12, 2006
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(1)
Blume In Love (1973)
Segal can't take rejection.
Dec 1, 2005
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(1)
Code Unknown (2000)
Binoche encounters racism.
Dec 28, 2005
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(1)
Freedomland (2006)
Sam seeks Moore evidence.
Feb 22, 2006
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(1)
Happy Ending, The (1969)
Marriage bores Jean.
Jun 18, 2007
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(1)
Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)
Farrellys do Elaine May.
Jan 7, 2008
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(1)
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1977)
Burt makes humans beasts.
Oct 6, 2007
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(1)
Jerry And Tom (1998)
Car salesmen have differences.
May 27, 2007
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(1)
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains (1981)
Diane's a punk rocker.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
Maids (2001)
Five maids share stories.
Jun 18, 2007
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(1)
Miami Vice (2006)
Colin has Foxxy lady.
Aug 3, 2006
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(1)
My Blueberry Nights (2007)
Norah hits the road.
Aug 28, 2007
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(1)
Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)
Gans needs driving lessons.
Mar 22, 2006
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(1)
Stand Up, Virgin Soldiers (1977)
Nurses arouse war fighters.
Dec 1, 2007
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(1)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Flirt breaks writers' concentration.
Mar 10, 2006
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(1)
Syriana (2005)
Bombing leaves Clooney unfazed.
Mar 19, 2006
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(1)
Telephone, The (1988)
Whoopi Torn by Rip.
Mar 18, 2006
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg sentimentalizes Kubrick material.
Jan 6, 2006
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(1)
All That Jazz (1979)
Roy becomes Fosse's toy.
Apr 20, 2006
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(1)
Article 99 (1992)
Kansas City hospital overcrowds.
Sep 30, 2006
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(1)
Children Of The Century, The (1999)
Binoche wears male clothing.
Mar 10, 2007
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(1)
Driver, The (1978)
Racer quietly evades authority.
Apr 13, 2006
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(1)
Filth And The Fury, The (2000)
Britain fears wild punks.
Sep 22, 2007
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(1)
Heart Like A Wheel (1983)
Bonnie has bad Beau.
Nov 14, 2005
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(1)
In The Glitter Palace (1977)
Chad protects a lesbian.
Dec 2, 2006
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(1)
Junior Bonner (1972)
Peckinpah shows mellow side.
Aug 29, 2007
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(1)
Night We Called It A Day, The (2003)
Hopper slags off Aussies.
Apr 14, 2011
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(1)
Passenger, The (1975)
Jack fools his wife.
Mar 22, 2006
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(1)
Pocket Money (1972)
Newman, Marvin smuggle cows.
Jun 28, 2009
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(1)
Prozac Nation (2001)
Writer wannabe pops pills.
Apr 11, 2006
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Selena (1997)
Disgruntled employee silences Lopez.
Nov 11, 2005
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