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297
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Elvish is alive.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(34)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart, baroque and destitute.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(33)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Youth in Asia.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(24)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Leia's hairstyle by Cinnabon.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Dolly Partin' hair.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Titanic (1997)
Galley serves iceberg lettuce.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson is an airhead.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett turns Rhett.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Pianist, The (2002)
War saw pianist endure.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon almost fries.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's shear fantasy.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Snatch (2000)
Brad sPitts unknown verbage.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Trading Places (1983)
Ackroyd trades commodities, life.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Super Size Me (2004)
Junk food for thought.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Keeping abreast of pollution.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Phone Booth (2002)
1-800- Psychopath.
Mar 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Nails, whips. Lethal weapons.
May 20, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padme with a pillow.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Dances With Whitney.
May 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Jeff, Beau of Michelle's.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Oriental disorientation.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Notting Hill (1999)
Julia, Horse or Hound?
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Tonight's menu: icebergers, supersized.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Airplane! (1980)
Hagerty becomes runway bride.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Hugh wears out tuxedo.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Godfather, The (1972)
Met demise amidst tomatoes.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Pre-cogs need Rogaine.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shrek (2001)
Poor cookie becomes amputee.
Mar 24, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
DiCaprio in drippy drama.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Brooks got busy dying.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Die Another Day (2002)
Halle-luia! Berry, Bond girl.
Apr 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's handy with scissors.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits desperately needing pedicure.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Brad's bad, Angelina's meana.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Ralph makes Fiennes villian.
Mar 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack makes OCD fun!
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman's forecast is redundant.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank lunches on tongue.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart needs a life.
Mar 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Gut Morgan.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Stick to directing, Sofia.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Much ado about groundhog.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Bellhops and body bags.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbits frolic on bed.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Leaving Las Vegas, loaded.
Mar 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snatch (2000)
Brad needs speech therapy.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminal, The (2004)
Spielberg's in-Terminal-ble bore.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Pacino incites crowd: 'Attaca!'.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kay aborts future don.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Sonny and Cher nightmare.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jaws (1975)
Spielberg's big gulp.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Ratched; not Miss Congeniality.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Poltergeist (1982)
What Lies Beneath? Cemetery.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Three men and farmgirl.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush blamed for everything.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando dons Corleone role.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Meet The Jewish Parents.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky; Live at Apollo.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary beguiles annoying nerds.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Winged Migration (2001)
See birds fly. Repeatedly.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks, Bacon and eggheads.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Black God, white suit.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
When Harry met Mary.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum has Precious moments.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mission, The (1986)
DeNiro confesses, does penance.
Aug 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Dead aunt hood ornament.
May 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nine To Five (1980)
Revenge of the secretaries.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Osment sees poor people.
May 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ray (2004)
Foxxy shades of Ray.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Antonio is cat's meow.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Truly a nunpareil musical.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ferrell, Reilly; fast friends.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford brought sandwiches. Wasted!
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Dweeb prevents footballers' dehydration.
May 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
'Climb Every Water Tower'.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy snorts poppies.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Sucks to be Schmidt.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri covets neighbor's life.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Ramis's tacky pants convention.
Jun 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fargo (1996)
Darn tootin' Minnesota murders.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
'Tard tackles table tennis.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Glory (1989)
Denzel bravely endures whipping.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Caan springs many leaks.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Sickeningly sweet chimney sweep.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Mitch, Mickey. Loveable has-beens.
May 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mission, The (1986)
DeNiro carries rocks, movie.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Officer And A Gentleman, An (1982)
Sid hangs around.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Poseidon (2006)
Cruise ship, over easy.
Jun 5, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Seabiscuit (2003)
Tobey horses around.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Dufresne hammers out solution.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Signs (2002)
Aliens' agricultural artistry.
Mar 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Fiji or bust.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman's boat punctures sky.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Occupationally hazardous for diabetics.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bowfinger (1999)
Eddie's funny freeway frolics.
Mar 31, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Renee Z. Clampett.
Mar 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore's hobby, burning Bush.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Cryer has walleye vision.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Mohawks and a mullet.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Pippin joins the navy.
Mar 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
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