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Reviews by 'cjd'
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with a total of
215
reviews published to date.
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Wolf Creek (2005)
Crocodile Bundy.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Double agent orange.
Jul 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Lake House, The (2006)
Snail mail speed dating.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Snakes rattle in hold.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Braveheart (1995)
Gutless gibson.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Edukators, The (2004)
Immature anarchy challenges orthodoxy.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Dubya stands for war.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Home Alone (1990)
Pesci vs.pesky kid.
Jul 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Tsotsi (2005)
Soweto thug's redemption journey.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
UnEvolved life-sapping sequel.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(3)
300 (2006)
Phalanx withstands Perisan gaudiness.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Haunting, An (2005)
Hells bells.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Bomb�n: El Perro (2004)
Argentinian pedigree chum.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Baywatch babe bewitches Borat.
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Crash (2004)
Dillon cops a feel.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dogma (1999)
Rock goddess disciplines angels.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
From Hell (2001)
Johnny's opium Depp-ths.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Pegg trashes model village.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
King Kong (2005)
20ft Serkis animal.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Nausicaa Of The Valley Of Wind (1984)
Apocalypse blow.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Machiavellian burger king.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Lps decapitate living dead.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Tell No One (2006)
Murdered spouse plays undead.
Aug 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tell No One (2006)
Tracksuited widower tracks clues.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Sex Mex road trip.
Oct 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
300 (2006)
Cartoon six-packs battle barbarians.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh good at fatherhood.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Nomadic gnome.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Photobooth gaulfriend.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Amores Perros (2000)
Mexican threesome doggy-style.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Communist pigs snowballing dictatorship.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
Run through forest, run.
Feb 24, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beethoven (1992)
Big dog outfoxes Mulder.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Stoners' telephone tardis travels.
Jul 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bobby (2006)
Ambassador witnesses anti-war assassination.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat champions Kazakhstan's potassium.
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Naked Kazakhstani wrestling match.
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore guns for Moses?
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Breaking And Entering (2006)
Jude Breaks love laws.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Italians enjoy island cruz.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Blondie bonds with green.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond practices poker face.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clueless (1995)
West Coast Jane Austen.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Confetti (2006)
Three weddings and remuneration.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu exorcises demons.
Feb 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Leonardo redraws new testament.
May 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Global warming: iceberg warning.
May 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Williams wisecracks Walt Whitman.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Evolution (2001)
Mulder's mutating meteoric micro-organisms.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Abominable snow men.
Jul 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Communist repeats on TV.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Potter passes snake charming.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Havoc (2005)
Anne hathaway with gangsters.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Her Majesty The Queen Arriving At South Kensington On The Occasion Of The Laying Of The Foundation Stone Of The Victoria & Albert Museum (1899)
Queen victoria applies foundation.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hitch (2005)
Will teaches getting jiggy.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Existential detectives investigate conglomerate.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Stewardess double crosses dealer.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Idealist naively challenges Idi.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Bagger advances Damon's career.
Feb 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler survives Keitel hell.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Branagh's gothic cadaver caper.
May 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo given architecture lesson.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Pill-popping technogeekery.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Argentine Easy Riders.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Spinster fiddles kiddie-fiddler.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Stapler theft starts fire.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Jack's back. Dead right.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ezekiel Jackson delivers justice.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rat Race (2001)
Bean's been sleeping.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Orange mole ruins heist.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Burger and bard.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Much ado about cooking.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Maura relishes burger war.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow's pitt-iful punishment.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg survives zombie invasion.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sideways (2004)
Wine snobs diss merlot.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Bill makes fat suit.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Miller's crossing plotlines.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey gains black belt.
May 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Starter For Ten (2006)
Cheat prospers in love.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Planet reports plate tectonics.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese pieces marriage together.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
TMNT (2007)
The fantastic four's renaissance.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne gets ballroom blitzed.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Withnail & I (1987)
Withnail's lighter fluid cocktail.
Sep 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Wolverine rattles Jean's genes.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Hugh's huge sideburns.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
200 Cigarettes (1999)
Affleck's barman bores beauties.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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300 (2006)
Hunchback turncoat betrays countrymen.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Flying fox? Flying DeLorean!
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff's baseball betting scam?
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Badlands (1973)
Dakota Plains spawn massacre.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Monty Python's Spying Circle.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Monty Python's Orwellian Circus.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Bureaucrat pays ultimate Pryce.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brick (2005)
Gordon-Levitt's schoolboy sleuthing.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Enchanted forest flummoxes fraudsters.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's blond ambition.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Chaplin (1992)
Bob's a right charlie.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Cameron, lucy, drew blanks.
Jul 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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