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Reviews by 'D Dragon'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
142
reviews published to date.
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace: Eats of Edam.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Scary Movie (2000)
A Comedy of Terrors.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Saw III (2006)
Saw it twice before.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Planet has bi-polar disorder.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Troy (2004)
Twist: Trojans inside wood.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Chicken Run (2000)
Coop d'etat.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Matrix, The (1999)
Life's a glitch.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Fantastic Four (2005)
The Thing and I.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: IIImpossible.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's already a widower.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spiderman: Back in Black.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
I, Robot (2004)
Danger, Will! Robots on!
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
King Kong (2005)
Kong catches a plane.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Signs (2002)
Like water for acid.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
*batteries not included (1987)
Tiny UFOs have sex?
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim inside bear's skin.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mordor in the third.
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Clark does the Twist.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus Christ, that hurts.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Saw IV (2007)
S4W.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Scary Movie (2000)
When Scary met Silly.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Splash (1984)
Madison 'ave new legs.
Nov 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne to be w-III-ld.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim LOVES bear poop.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Tomorrow is another (to)day.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Happy Feet (2006)
Dirty Dancing: Antarctic Nights.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged (2001)
Bury Potter.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
No cock rock jock.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Their hed a splode.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Pirat3s.
Jul 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Shrek The Third (2007)
My3rs r3turns as Shr3k.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
The moth-man cummeth.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Three times a Spidey.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Harry kicks Sandman's glass.
May 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Unleashed (2005)
Morgan Frees-man from collar.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment has Pinocchio Complex.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio is perfectly Frank.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Drinking Games (1998)
Sum of all beers.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis is rock star.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
The original Incredible family.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil rides with Phil.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Proper grammar = faggot.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Bauers confronts Duh-masses.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Jolie is Cradle Robber.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
The Matrix: Rebooted.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank loses title, life.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Rico has Napoleon complex.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Secret Window (2004)
Depp-seeded Psychosis.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
The Bart of film.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Uncle Ben's minute role.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Sarah guns for Miles.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006)
Chainsaw's first cut.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie's dad plays dad.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Appleseed (2004)
Deunan has metallic ex-boyfriend.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc's Family: Jules, Verne.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Clerks II (2006)
Return of Counter Culture.
Jul 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cry_Wolf (2005)
Instant messenger of death.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Doom (2005)
Hell on Mars.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Double Dragon (1994)
Abobo says 'Chicken Butt'.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw's second cut.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's final cut.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's Swan Saw-ng.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey loses white stuff.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario trusts the Fungus.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Animated Epics: Moby Dick (2000)
Dick covered with Sea-men.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
BloodRayne (2005)
Gamer's Bloody wet dream.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cars (2006)
Pixar leaves in Cars.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Delving Depp into Wonka.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Kevin Smith's inconvenience store.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's into necrophilia.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Stanley Kubrick drops bomb.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm gets stoned.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm rocks out.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Flight That Fought Back, The (2005)
The original United 93.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis girl's tranny.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis says 'Cyrus'.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Gimli, Hellboy fight Krugs.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Disgruntled fanboy wreaks havok.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superhero Obsession: Syndrome.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Ku d'etat.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Prepubescent mermaid wears undershirt.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mazes And Monsters (1982)
Playing 'M&M' corrupts youth.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: Impossibl3.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Mor2l Kombat.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Once Upon A Honeymoon (1942)
Dears of Internment.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Kamikaze Chameleon: Come, Explode.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator heals with plaster.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Resident Evil (2002)
Undead mutants see S.T.A.R.S.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
ShAWne3 Smith is Amanda.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Bell tolls for Saw.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw it thrice before.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg exhumes dead genre.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Apathy kills Uncle Ben.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Rodent with Parkinsons.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mindless TX and A.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Reese against time.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
The Book Of Mormon Movie, Volume 1: The Journey (2003)
March of the Mor(m)ons.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
See Tiger Woods's Balls.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Pixar animates unattended playthings.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Spoiler: Wallace is were-rabbit.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
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