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Love them 70's films
Reviews by 'Badbart'
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with a total of
1175
reviews published to date.
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Richard III (1995)
Ich bin K�nig Richard.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Sicko (2007)
Moore's 'Doc'-umentary.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Abyss, The (1989)
Close encounter- deep kind.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Thermians saved by Thespians.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
African adVentura.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Titanic (1997)
Jack on the rocks...
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Mall traffic is dead.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Meg, Meg, and Meg.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
True Grit (1969)
One-eyed Rooster.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil sees infinite shadow.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Solaris (2002)
Clooney's Space Odyssey.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader wins, hands down.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mighty, The (1998)
Brain rides brawn.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
It (1990)
Space bug = murder clown.
May 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Pig poop powered polis.
Jul 2, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rambo III (1988)
Osama-been-Ramboed.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Testament (1983)
Radiation slowly kills family.
Oct 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
Obi Thumb Kenobi.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp Finds necRomance.
Apr 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Owen: The sourpuss killer.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Starman (1984)
Alien uses Magic Balls.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hollywood Vs. Religion (1994)
Michael Medved's Holy Rail.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky III (1982)
Balboa becomes pitiful fool.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Undead Brits.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
No 4rnold this time?
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Caviezel kills this Guy...
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
88 Minutes (2007)
Leelee copycats serial killer.
Oct 14, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Day After, The (1983)
Apocalypse interrupts football game.
Jul 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Caine does better 'Job'.
May 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Run Lola Run (1998)
100K Run.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem 'Marshalls' amazing performance.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Desperado (1995)
Dueling Guitars.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Guide For The Married Man, A (1967)
Matthau schooled in adultery.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
King David (1985)
Gere's demoralizing diaper dance.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Magnolia (1999)
Cop's lost gun degrading.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
The Great Raid (2005)
Brave rangers free POWs.
Oct 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
The Rapture (1991)
Mimi declines heavenly invitation.
May 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Trespass (1992)
Bill, Ice, Will, Ice.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Elmer Gantry (1960)
Unscrupulous Elmer fleeces flocks.
Sep 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Flight Of The Navigator (1986)
Kontact for Kids.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bert, Ernie's cinematic debut!
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blob, The (1988)
Strawberry jam gets even.
May 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Jack's Back (1988)
Surviving Twin Pursues Ripper.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Edwards as pre-med geek.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Brad does Homer. DOH!
May 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Olivier's Heathcliff is unmatched.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Absolute Beginners (1986)
London Lovers, great aspirations.
Jun 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
Dewey docks at Rock.
Sep 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley destroys Queen-sized bitch!
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Mena talks, Spacey balks.
Apr 1, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker (2000)
Joker back from dead.
Jan 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm (1993)
Gotham's mafia gets axed.
Jan 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Before The Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
Spineless brothers rob parents.
Nov 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Snit, The (1985)
Armageddon: Scrabble more important.
Oct 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Birds give jailbird lift.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blue Hawaii (1961)
Chad disses fruit empire.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Breach (2007)
Hanssen's pride precedes fall.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes (1972)
Evolving apes revolt.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cooler, The (2003)
Loser lucky in love.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Robot bears livin' large.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Walken develops sixth sense.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Double Switch (1987)
Popstar Prince and Pauper.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Father Of The Bride Part II (1995)
Mom pregnant. Daughter pregnant.
May 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Grease (1978)
Greased Hair, Greased Lightning.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Greatest Show On Earth, The (1952)
Circus suffers multiple dramas.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Percy gets a mouthful.
Aug 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hatful Of Rain, A (1957)
Vet deals with addiction.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Brando and beastiality.
May 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Horrifying fish terrorizes town.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Legend Of Billie Jean, The (1985)
Slater's short-hair rebellion.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Rich Leo, Poor Leo.
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Blinded Neo sees light.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Revolutionary Bikers.
Apr 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Omen, The (1976)
Demonic birthmark identifies Antichrist.
Jul 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Lestat's music rouses Queen.
Jul 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
H.I. learns crawdad recipes.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Buffalo Bill did kill.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Lava-boy versus Obi-wan.
Jun 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Vampyr (1932)
Grey uncovers Vampyr secret.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Paxton's acne outta control.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare's Shrew contemporarily told.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1966)
Bruce succombs to Kitka.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Being From Another Planet (1982)
Mummy goes to college.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Twat? Speaking Genitalia?
May 7, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Comedian (2002)
Stand-up Jerry's sit-down boring.
May 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crack In The World (1965)
A-bomb causes big rift.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cube (1997)
Sliced, diced, and cubed.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Damnation Alley (1977)
Post-apocalyptic RV adventure.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
Klaatu: 'Change or else.'
Sep 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Deal Of The Century (1983)
Chevy's 'Farewell to Arms'.
Jun 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Driving, killing, scoring, winning!
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman tolerates backseat bigotry.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Fraser's mounted Canadian misses.
Jan 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forever Young (1992)
Mel thaws, shrivels.
Dec 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Going Overboard (1989)
Sandler's cruise movie sinks.
Apr 29, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Son feigns iron curtain.
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Young Lector acquires taste.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Beer rewards African sojourners.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Lord of the Rotoscoping.
May 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Winston's unsuccessful love affair.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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