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Mr Savoir Faire (641)
Not known as Joss
Reviews by 'Kruegerbait'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
665
reviews published to date.
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(63)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Whores d'oeuvres.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(53)
Cujo (1983)
Mad dog and gory.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(52)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Doe, a smear.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(48)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Run time: 92 mins.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(43)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey planned a head.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Good Willis Haunting.
Oct 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Slaindeer.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(41)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Dusk. Shit happens. Dawn.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Burning Bed, The (1984)
Alight sleeper.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Aaaaaargh, heeeelp, uurrrgh, ping.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(40)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Super Size Ma.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Suicide Club (2001)
Everyone's dying to join!
May 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa flaws.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Crop Circles: Quest For Truth (2002)
Cornfakes.
Sep 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Frankenhooker (1990)
From shags to stiches.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(39)
Invisible Mom (1997)
Mommie Clearest.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(39)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Emails. She mails.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Twister (1996)
Gone with the wind.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(37)
2010 (1984)
Hal be back.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Close reaches boiling point.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Coneheads (1993)
They have a point!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(35)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Shopping maul.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Alien� (1992)
R.I.P.ley.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Bi-eggraphy.
Jan 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Babe (1995)
Sheephog.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Puss in bouts.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Invisible Woman, The (1940)
Invisibelle.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
JFK (1991)
Killed Kennydy! You bastards.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Chicken Run (2000)
The Kentucky Freed Movie.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Satan Bug, The (1965)
Beelzebug.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Roll (2004)
AussieCanact.
Dec 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Pinocchio (1940)
Everyone nose he's lying.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Tarantino's hue dunnit.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Commando (1985)
One man Arnie.
Apr 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Tomorrow's not another day.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripleycation.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Chicken Run (2000)
Laymation.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Ed Wood (1994)
King of Cheese- Ed.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Crash (1996)
Smashing sex.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Face/Off (1997)
Travolta's fat face fits?
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathemadtician.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Free Willy (1993)
Huge Willy won't perform.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
IPod.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Brains behind Nirvana, exposed.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle (1990)
Drac racer.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Chatterbox (1977)
Americans listen to bush.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
Hands solo.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Sail of the century.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Pull fiction.
Jun 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Ring, The (2002)
Well being.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
The Evil Bed.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Children's Island (1984)
Infant isle.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot without pantsalot.
Jun 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
The live parrot sketch.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Fight Club (1999)
Pitt fighter.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
About Schmidt (2002)
Kathy bathes. The misery.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Naked Lunch.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Teen aged.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Don't Look Now (1973)
Red dwarf.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Stuck On You (2003)
Brothers' grim Farrelly tale.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Six teens. Cannibals.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Demi Whore.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Fog, The (1980)
Killers in the mist.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
Skin flint.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
A Falktale.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Austin purrs.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Jaws (1975)
Scheider fears lone shark.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Them! (1954)
MutAnts.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Fenn plays bit part.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(22)
Breasts (1996)
Documentity.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)
Elethump.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Am�lie (2001)
French gnomad.
Sep 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Mousehunt (1997)
Bringing Down The Mouse.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Lohan changes her mind.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Wee Willy.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Faculty, The (1998)
E.T. teach P.E.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
God Of Vampires (1999)
God all bitey.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Whole world experiences Fogg.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mad adder.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Blob, The (1958)
Bulletproof Gunk.
Mar 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Freaky Friday (1976)
Foster changes her mind.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Tom fears cruisefix.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Venus guy traps.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Man With Nine Lives, The (1940)
Catman.
Oct 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Thirteen (2003)
Thirteen, unlucky for mum.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
2010 (1984)
2001 2.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
People Under The Stairs, The (1991)
Kids in the wall.
Jun 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner skips a Jenna-ration.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
Gorilla whorefare.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Crop Circles: Quest For Truth (2002)
Cropumentary.
Sep 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Dish Ran Away With The Spoon, The (1933)
Run Bowla, Run.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Jamie changes her mind.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Game Over: Kasparov And The Machine (2003)
Kasparov's pawn movie.
Jun 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Nude Students (2001)
Fleshmen.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Cover-up girls calendar.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Frankenhooker (1990)
Slut's alive! Alive!
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Freaks Uncensored! (1999)
Doc-mutant-ary.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Nosferatu, silent but deadly.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
New York waves goodbye.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
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