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Oblivion (2013) |
| 31 reviews |
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Film rated 3.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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| Bob has miniature friend. |
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| Drones, Zones (SPOILER: Clones) |
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| Sally fully auTOMates earth. |
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| Cruise sails into Oblivion. |
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| Cruise's droning grunt freaks. |
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| Cruise blows Freeman's funeral. |
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| Cruise realises - Earth lost |
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| Aliens steal Earth's water |
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| Tom bones, droned, cloned. |
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| Freeman frees facsimile man. |
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| T(om's)E(ffective)T(eammate)? |
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| Alien victory; evaporates. |
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| T(itanic)E(vaporators)T(erminated). |
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| T(hieving)E(xtra)T(errestrials). |
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| Julia=Jack's justification. |
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| Cruise oblivious to truth. |
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| Cruising into alien civilisation. |
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| Scariest part? 52+ Cruises. |
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| Water-loving aliens favor Cruise. |
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