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Reviews by 'indie'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
383
reviews published to date.
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Network (1976)
Fired anchor goes overboard.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Unemployed roosters display cocks.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Fishburne hounds Bassett.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Jungle Fever (1991)
Spike's 'Snipes sexes Sciorra'.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Osgood accepts Daphne's 'imperfections'.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Slums Of Beverly Hills (1998)
The Beverly 'Hoodbillies.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Psycho (1960)
Bates cuts shower short.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Swingers (1996)
Lovesick Favreau overloads voicemail.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
B*A*P*S (1997)
Berry acts part second-rate.
May 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Che driven toward revolution.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Camp (2003)
'Camp' flames.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Collateral (2004)
Foxx takes Cruise.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lianna (1983)
Wife gives up Dick.
May 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Talk To Me (2007)
Greene turns faces red.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
American Splendor (2003)
Cynical Giamatti finds Hope.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Baby Boy (2001)
Baby leaves mama's crib.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mighty Quinn, The (1989)
Townsend unconvincing as Maubee.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Sideways (2004)
Giamatti mad for Madsen.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bird (1988)
Play Misty For Parker.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Foreign Affair, A (1948)
File cabinets corner congresswoman.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Burnett's realistic working-class tale.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lives Of Others, The (2006)
Agent eavesdrops on artists.
Aug 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Love, Sex And Eating The Bones (2003)
Love cures porno junkie.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shadows (1959)
Cassavetes illuminates beat generation.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Cheerleader faces lesbian accusation.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casa De Los Babys (2003)
Hotel of whining women.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Claudine (1974)
Trashman uplifts welfare mother.
May 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
House Party (1990)
Kid sneaks to Play.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Maangamizi: The Ancient One (2001)
Cross-cultural connection in Tanzania.
May 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
The Good Girl (2002)
Jake jumps for Jennifer.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
THX 1138 (1971)
OMM highlights Lucas debut.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg crash too late.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Born In East L.A. (1987)
Cheech's underrated immigration comedy.
May 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Matrons display overripe melons.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Carbon Copy (1981)
Denzel's debut lacks originality.
May 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Hardcore (1979)
Father discovers daughter's decadence.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Primer (2004)
'Primer' echoes with ambiguity.
Aug 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Running On Empty (1988)
Phoenix rises as pianist.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shame (2011)
Satyriasis sidetracked by sister.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Two Can Play That Game (2001)
Chestnut leads trivial pursuit.
May 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Rheinhold fantasizes topless Cates.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
How To Get The Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (2003)
Son plays 'baadasssss' father.
May 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Bigotry stripped bare.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rage In Harlem, A (1991)
Givens good femme fatale.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Wilder's Monroe oils Axelrod.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Summer Of Sam (1999)
Summer of talking dogs.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ace In The Hole (1951)
Man's misfortune fuels tabloids.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bamboozled (2000)
Blackface applied too thick.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey (2011)
Clash finds Elmo's voice.
Dec 2, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccer sought by Sikh.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chisholm '72: Unbought (2004)
Chisholm makes Bush wimpy.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chopper (2000)
Bana plays slicing Read.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Contender, The (2000)
Allen plays principled politician.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Flashdance (1983)
Jahan real pic star.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fortune Cookie, The (1966)
Cameraman sacked; exaggerates injury.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
He Got Game (1998)
Allen stiff as backboard.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jungle Fever (1991)
Married Wesley tastes Italian.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lean On Me (1989)
Freeman carries big stick.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Love Actually (2003)
Yanks can't buckle PM.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Love And Action In Chicago (1999)
Chicago hitman shows softness.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Love, Sex And Eating The Bones (2003)
Lisette stalls Michael's romance.
Sep 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Miracle At St. Anna (2008)
Soldiers tackle Italian tour.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Moolaadé (2004)
Girls saved from circumcision.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Scouts go Wes.
Jul 2, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus gets 'King-sized' whipping.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Incapacitated, Stewart becomes voyeur.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sapphire (1959)
Unforgettable racially charged gem.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Life Of Bees, The (2008)
Boatwright called a Bitch.
Jan 19, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Secret Life Of Bees, The (2008)
Revisionist history dominates 'Bees'.
Jan 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Secretariat (2010)
Lane leads familiar 'Secretariat'.
Jan 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
Spurlock's junk food journey.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sweet Sweetback's Baad Asssss Song (1971)
Peebles outsmarts putrid police.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Talk To Me (2007)
Voice prompts panty presents.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller stuck on Diaz.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Three Seasons (1999)
Three Vietnamese lives intersect.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Waiting For 'Superman' (2010)
Reveals public education's Kryptonite.
Feb 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Horny teens create sister.
May 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Young Adult (2011)
Nerd nails nutty novelist.
Dec 25, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
30 Years To Life (2001)
Buppies flip at 30.
May 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Underappreciated workers say adios.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Albert Nobbs (2011)
Nobbs's secret with Page.
Feb 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Black Like Me (1964)
Melanin increase engenders racism.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Costner samples Whitney's soul.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore strikes pinhead gunners.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Drumline (2002)
Cannon beats familiar tune.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Gaslight (1944)
Boyer makes Bergman bonkers.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Grifters, The (1990)
Avaricious mom maims man-child.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)
Progressive father's tolerance tested.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Holy Smoke (1999)
Alluring Winslet deprograms deprogrammer.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
I'm Not Scared (2003)
Boy befriends kidnapping victim.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Impotence (1975)
Official cursed with impotence.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Me And Him (1988)
Zip up this weenie.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Native Son (1951)
Wright wrong for Bigger.
May 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Noire De..., La (1966)
French family hoodwinks governess.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Petrified Forest, The (1936)
Duke detours into diner.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Richard Pryor: Live In Concert (1979)
Pryor does perfect pantomime.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Life Of Bees, The (2008)
Beekeepers give runaway refuge.
Jan 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaft (2000)
Samuel struts to score.
May 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Spellbound (2002)
Bee offers Hitchcockian suspense.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sweet Sweetback's Baad Asssss Song (1971)
Sweetback humps to freedom.
Jun 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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