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Reviews by 'Mikey'
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Movie fan
with a total of
27
reviews published to date.
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Chicken Run (2000)
The Great Egg-scape!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Men In Black (1997)
'Tommy-Bug' kills cockroach!
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Big Brother needs life.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Peet topless. Film plotless!
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Modern science saves history?
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Anal monkey returns home!
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Leprechaun fucked by phone!
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Arse monkey steals film!
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Shooting Fish (1997)
Risky loft scam unforgetable.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Cat Zorro feline funny.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Mirror should have lied!
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bedazzled (2000)
Hot Devil. CRAP FILM!
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Billy Madison (1995)
Sandler fights imaginary penguin.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Groundhog = Poor Driver!
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Smiths's Earth welcome questionable.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Giant spider's belly anguish!
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf as Horse Whisperer.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Liquid Terminator is smashing!
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Liquid Terminator bumbles, crumbles!
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Frighteners, The (1996)
Reaper reaps false justice.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Smart dinos open doors.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Dinosaur, 'Phone's for you!'.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Pesci takes the piss!
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo steals. Gollum squeals.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lost Boys, The (1987)
Vampires represent social subculture.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
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Men In Black II (2002)
Geriatric postmaster saves world.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Hans has blinding aim.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
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