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Reviews by 'The Artist Formerly Known As W.S.'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1307 reviews published to date.

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Film Name

Review Votes

Review Score

Chronological Order

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Three Stooges, The (2000)

Much ado about nyucking.

Jul 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (30)

Popeye (1980)

Flopeye.

Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (25)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Moore apparently dislikes Bush.

Jun 6, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (24)

Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

Texas' OTHER famous bush.

Sep 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Mock Rock Doc.

Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (16)

Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)

Unfortunately, Ernest escapes.

Apr 22, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Almost starring Bela Lugosi.

Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (12)

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)

Grumpy Old Archaeologist.

Dec 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (12)

And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Monty Python's Flying Rehash.

Aug 31, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Batman Forever (1995)

Kidman: Aussie. Carrey: Canuck.

Jul 14, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker (2000)

Bat to the future.

Dec 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Flintstone Kids' Just Say No Special, The (1988)

'Yabba Dabba Don't, kids'.

Nov 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)

This Island Mirth.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

2010 (1984)

Running time: 2010 minutes.

Jan 27, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (9)

Ernest In The Army (1998)

Ernest back in camp!

Jul 13, 2004
Unscored

Vote (9)

Flintstones, The (1994)

Yabba Dabba Dumb.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Moses And Me.

Dec 17, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Bad Santa (2003)

Santa jingles the belles.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Meet Joe Black (1998)

Death takes long time.

Jan 28, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

Donnie Darko (2001)

Hallucinated rabbit isn't Harvey.

Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Jesus: 'Gotta Dance!'.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)

Heston 'Blew it up!'.

Feb 4, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (7)

Merlin's Shop Of Magical Wonders (1996)

Suburban father spanks monkey.

Aug 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Bush reads kindergarten book.

Jul 4, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

Wild Wild West (1999)

Mild mild movie.

Feb 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Whiny Hamill's relatives killed.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Woman crushes innocent witch!

Sep 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

MGM Three Stooges Festival, The (1983)

Mixed nyucks.

Feb 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

My Best Fiend (1999)

Kinskimentary.

Aug 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Tuxedo, The (2002)

Jackie doesn't NEED Tuxedo!

Sep 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Hulk (2003)

I Am Furious (Green).

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)

Mini-Marlon.

Jan 28, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Be Cool (2005)

Get Shortyer.

Sep 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Junior (1994)

Terminator becomes pregnator?

Oct 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956)

Shopumentary.

Oct 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Monty Python's Medievel Circus.

Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Eegah (1962)

Caveman 'Watches for snakes'.

Feb 4, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Thrashing Of The Christ.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Romans apparently disliked Jesus.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Snow Dogs (2002)

Does Cuba read scripts?

Jan 29, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Lumberjack shows feminine side.

Aug 31, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Cannonball Run, The (1981)

'Hollywood Squares' on wheels.

Mar 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Enter The Dragon (1973)

Afros, polyester, and kung-fu!

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

General, The (1926)

'Mirth of a Nation'.

May 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

L.A. Tangential.

Jun 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Never Say Never Again (1983)

Grumpy Old Bond.

Sep 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Monty Python's Christian Circus.

Sep 29, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Brown Bunny, The (2003)

Chloe blows.

Nov 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Jan in the pan.

Aug 9, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Cock Fight, The (1894)

Fowl language and cocks!

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Drunken Master (1978)

Shit-faced Jackie saves day.

Feb 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Land Of The Dead (2005)

Zombies enter class system.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Roll (2004)

A Tiny drug operation.

Jan 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Blow Job (1963)

Warhol's movie sucks, blows.

Feb 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

Even dumberer than original.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)

Something cut during editing.

Jul 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Masters Of The Universe (1987)

Skeletons out act Lundgren.

Jan 28, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Startup.com (2001)

Dot com-umentary.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Keanu does British. Hilarious!

Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Bringing Down The House (2003)

Martin? Latifah? TOGETHER! Wacky!

Sep 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Melinda And Melinda (2004)

Ferrell subs for Woody.

Jul 13, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Yoda loses his mojo.

Sep 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Caligula (1979)

Penis becomes dog food!

Mar 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Casino Royale (1967)

Names Bonds. James Bonds.

May 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Minya: The Son Of Godzilla (1969)

Godzilla vs... stock footage?

Mar 18, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)

Godzilla, 1. Bambi, 1.

Aug 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The (2006)

3 Fast 3 Furious.

Sep 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Who Is Alan Smithee? (2002)

Directors ashamed; asumed name.

Sep 25, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Atomic Cafe, The (1982)

Old newsreels damn communism.

Feb 10, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Batman, The (1943)

Superhero curses the Japanese.

Jul 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)

Netherlands: Godzilla's worthy opponent.

Sep 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

God: 'Thou shalt SING!'.

Sep 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

King Kong (2005)

Peter Jackson monkeys around.

Sep 7, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)

Tiny dong causes uproar.

Sep 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Reefer Madness (1936)

Beware: pot causes murder.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (3)

Return Of Jafar, The (1994)

Robin Williams AWOL.

Sep 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Clash Of The Titans (1981)

Predictably, titans clash.

Aug 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Newman has hearty breakfast.

Oct 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Diary Of The Dead (2007)

'Dear Diary...BRAAIIINS! GRRR!'.

Apr 25, 2007
Unscored

Vote (3)

No Trams To Lime Street (1959)

Lady and the tram.

Jan 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Pink Flamingos (1972)

Dog poo is consumed.

Mar 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Producers, The (1968)

Brooks' comedy is Hitlerarious.

Oct 10, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Jackson to walk earth.

Aug 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Scarface (1983)

Pacino has HUGE bathroom!

Sep 23, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Jackson dies! Portman cries!

Sep 26, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

XXx (2002)

Baldy hero no Bond.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (3)

Breasts (1996)

Thanks for the Mammaries.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Burton has golden ticket.

Jun 12, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (3)

Citizen Kane (1941)

Kane: winter sports buff.

Jul 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

City Hunter (1993)

Lee footage encourages Jackie.

Aug 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Escape From New York (1981)

Plissken was presumed dead.

Apr 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

Five Fingers Of Death (1972)

Leih 'fingers' his opponent.

Aug 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Holy Batmania (1989)

Fiftyish West wears batsuit.

Jul 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

National Security (2003)

Beverly Hills Flop.

Jan 26, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (3)

Roll (2004)

FWFR'er's film debut.

Jan 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Scarface (1983)

Chainsaw ends dealer's life.

Aug 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Spidey goes to Church.

Jul 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

Any Bonds Today (1942)

War bonds: the musical.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Crippled Masters (1982)

Fighters overcome crippling disability.

Aug 20, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)

Plot limited to sneeze.

Oct 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

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