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Reviews by 'jess-says'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
22
reviews published to date.
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Great Expectations (1998)
Ironic title; Expected Greatness.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey perks up Hanks.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Blue chick passes stones.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
All Over The Guy (2001)
Doll collector loves alcoholic.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Cheech, Cheech, more Cheech.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp pillaged my heart.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey lies, everyone dies.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment laughing causes nightmares.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
If Lucy Fell (1996)
Death pact begats love.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Moranis can sing? WOW!
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
Joaquin wears foil hat.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Coffey goes nuts, implodes.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Molly Does Detention.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Crush, The (1993)
Alicia plants used condom.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Fly, The (1986)
Baboon turns inside out.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Liar Liar (1997)
The pen is BLUE!
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Notting Hill (1999)
Messy roommate wears wetsuit.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
Stone smoked, not arrested.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth buys giant panties.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Willis miraculously unharmed.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Weird Science (1985)
Horny boys, girly toy.
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
White Noise (2005)
Black blobs terrorize bereived.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
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