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Reviews by 'The Person who Needs a Clue'
Current status of
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with a total of
364
reviews published to date.
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Top Shogun'.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(65)
About Schmidt (2002)
Schmidt happens.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
When Sally Met Sally.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(17)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
'Apocalypse Meow'.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Shrek 'Meets The Parents'.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
White Chicks (2004)
Some Like It Black.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(12)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
The Muppets go Middle-Earth.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(10)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa cons to town.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Grinch in Cat's clothes.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Troy (2004)
Troy Story: Helen cheats.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Windtalkers (2002)
World War Woo.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Basic (2003)
Jackson meets Travola 'once'!
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Big Fish (2003)
Burton's 'Forrest Gump'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Longest motion-less picture ever!
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler dates amnesiac girl.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
Dicaprio slow & dead.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood kills for bitches.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Fashion meets JFK assassination.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Hannibal (2001)
Cannibal loves Italian.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Cops chase ex-S.W.A.T.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Thin Man kisses Barrymore.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Chicago (2002)
Legs are everywhere!
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Needs 11 to work.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Patch Adams (1998)
Patients laugh at Williams.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Batman Returns (1992)
Devito sleeps with penguins.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Cup, The (1999)
Seven Matches In Tibet.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Japan gets hailed down.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bushes trade with Ladens.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Bowling made Columbine bloodbath.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Dahl's story Burtoniszed.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dangerous Minds (1995)
School not gangster's paradise.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Everyone wants Smoochy DEAD.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Demolition Man (1993)
Sex outlawed, Taco Food.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Nut house for bitches.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Gandolfini cut by barber.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bring It On (2000)
White vs. black cheerleaders.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Guy is Pearced off.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect tells Neo gibberish.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Miracle (2004)
Kurt leads team glory.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
The Muppets take London!
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
There's Something About Peter.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
The Omega Code (1999)
'Left Behind' with action.
Jan 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Thunderbirds (2004)
Paxton leads the Thunderbirds.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Training Day (2001)
Washington shows Hawke around.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Human Stain, The (2003)
Hopkins has sex, Nicole.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Love Actually (2003)
Cheezy love story, actually.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Men In Black II (2002)
World's only hope: Postman.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Auto-Pilot has Auto-Chick.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Aladdin And The King Of Thieves (1996)
Aladdin: Prince, not King.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Man's life is Comic.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler is managing anger.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Capturing The Friedmans (2003)
Jews accused of crime.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Collateral Damage (2002)
Relative terrorist, you terrorist.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
Nielsen: living and annoiting.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Dumb bums take case.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Rickman plays depressed Spock.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Game, The (1997)
Penn messes Douglas's life.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Day-Lewis's butcher butchers Irish.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus shows Roman fighting.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Machine loves moon sking.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Jones is a bitch!
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride finally gets Bill.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lion King 1�, The (2004)
How Simba grew Up.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
My Boss's Daughter (2003)
Ashton has Reid, bed.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Kinnear fried by superheroes.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)
2 1/2 times more comedy.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Negotiator, The (1998)
Negotiators against each other.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homer's Odyssey with banjos.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Poor greasers, rich socs.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp is 'crew'less pirate.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Police Academy: Mission To Moscow (1994)
Russians have unfunny time.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Santa gives deadly presents.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Swimming With Sharks (1994)
Verbal torture in office.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Foster Mother really Sinider
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1966)
Batman doesn't 'Joke' around.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Flight Simulator helps humans!
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
More Teds than needed.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Moving coast to caught.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Jerk orders porn, sister?
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Deep Impact (1998)
'Armageddon' with water.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Desperado (1995)
Bloody bars and guitars.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Domestic Disturbance (2001)
Disturbing, not Domestic.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gerry (2002)
Two Gerrys on trip.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gigli (2003)
Affleck kidnaps boy. Shame.
Jan 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good Boy! (2003)
E.T. goes barking mad.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Intermission (2003)
Farrell's Punk really shallow.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)
Mafia have comedy side.
Jan 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Left Behind (2001)
Sinners left, saints raptured.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plants sing for food.
Jan 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Machine overloads into Zion.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Men In Black (1997)
Cockroach man extermitates extermitator.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Gonzo goes bit spacey.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mystic River (2003)
Penn morns murdered daughter.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Kelly saves Down-Under.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Rush searches for treasure.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rated X (2000)
Brothers make porn.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Prequel has no Hope.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Tired Writer has affair.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
15 Minutes (2001)
Grammer wants more murder.
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Stiller girl stealed, French.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
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