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				John Carter (2012) | 
			 
				
			
			
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				Film rated 3.2 / 5 
				(Chick rating: 3 / 5) 
				(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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		| Martian giants' Dejah view. | 
	 
	
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		| Kitsch adaption of Burroughs. | 
	 
	
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		| Critics pulp Burrough's pulp. | 
	 
	
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		| Martian: Friend or Dafoe. | 
	 
	
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		| CSA Rebel's Martian Court. | 
	 
	
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		| Jumpy cowboy aids Martians. | 
	 
	
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		| Helium princess: Carter's high. | 
	 
	
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		| Carter discovers Martian delights. | 
	 
	
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		| Box office loss Burroughs. | 
	 
	
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		| Planet hopping Civil Warrior. | 
	 
	
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		| Woola =  Cheetah's role model? | 
	 
	
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		| Big green Martian Tharks. | 
	 
	
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		| Kitsch borrows Hulk's bounciness. | 
	 
	
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		| Confederate soldier encounters Martians.  | 
	 
	
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		| Confederate sees red (planet). | 
	 
	
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