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Reviews by 'zudobear'
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with a total of
87
reviews published to date.
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From Hell (2001)
Prostitute wins junkie's heart.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Annoying song kills children.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Jaws (1975)
Shark kills middle class.
May 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mask improves Tom's looks.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Lightest people ever.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Bjork sings, everyone cries.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Freeway (1996)
White trash abuses wolf.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Electrotherapy; amputation; jail; sodomy.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dante's Peak (1997)
Volcano interrupts sex scene.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Jenny fucks intellectually disabled.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Fat man spews moths.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Where the hell's Myers?
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Midget runs film industry.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Gandalf once a Nazi.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bad Taste (1987)
Bazooka kills unsuspecting cow.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blood Simple (1984)
Coen brothers before humor.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Girl masturbates with crucifix.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Crazy axeman blends accomplice.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Hideously annoying black stereotype.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Frailty (2001)
Interesting perspective of Christianity.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ghost Ship (2002)
'Titanic' with ghosts.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Jamie + Michael + 'Big Brother'.
May 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Starling's got freckles now.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Head On (1998)
Dimitriades jacks old man.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jason X (2001)
Jason slaughters students unoriginally.
May 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Kiss The Girls (1997)
Finally... girl escapes HERSELF!
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie steals goblin child.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Exceptionally funny self-beating.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Orcs attempt Rohan genocide.
May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Jim Henson on crack.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Dimension switching lesbian amnesiac.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
My Architect: A Son's Journey (2003)
Bastard son consults bricks.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Nil By Mouth (1997)
British 'Once Were Warriors'.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Clooney in tight spot.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Oliver! (1968)
Hungry orphan made slave.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Ghost Dog now burglar.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Norton tortured by Hannibal.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Incompetent seamstress kidnaps tubs.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Kids dress in curtains.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Matt Lillard has fits.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman typecast as detective.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Am�lie (2001)
Schizo girl exacts revenge.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Bateman hurls chainsaw accurately.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Angry bioexorcist terrorizes family.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bone Collector, The (1999)
Quad chomps killer's throat.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Rednecks murder shemale.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Braindead (1992)
Zombie's mum attempts rebirth.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carrie (1976)
Pig's blood triggers slaughter.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carrie (2002)
Pig's blood snaps psychopath.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Christine (1983)
Nerd possessed by car.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Clownhouse (1988)
Coulrophobic urinates in pyjamas.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Conan The Destroyer (1984)
Arnie resurrects horned beast.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Copycat (1995)
Agorophobic gets really wired.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Smart shark eats Samuel.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deep Rising (1998)
Worms digest people alive.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Tom dons moose skin.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Friday The 13th (1980)
Dead boy posesses 'mommy'.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason's electrifyingly boring rebirth.
Mar 17, 2005
Unscored
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Halloween (1978)
Scream queen begins career.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Halloween 5 (1989)
Boogeyman stalks psychic mute.
Mar 17, 2005
Unscored
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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Butcher knife killings renewed.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986)
Ugly lovers' killing spree.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Hillbilly horror meets metalheads.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
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Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason barely even present...
May 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jaws 2 (1978)
Smaller shark gets electrocuted.
May 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
Fish slightly more realistic.
May 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Most vengeful shark ever.
May 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Leon (1994)
Hitman loves his plant.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits undertake impossible journey.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Manhunter (1986)
Toothy killer obeys moon.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Santa kinda' a bastard.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Prom Night (1980)
childhood trauma spawns massacre.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Psycho (1998)
Same thing in colour.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ring 0 (2000)
Siamese beginning to ring.
Mar 16, 2005
Unscored
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Ring, The (2002)
Japanese film goes Lynch.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Scream (1996)
Horror genre refreshingly funny.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Se7en (1995)
Overzealous detective loses wife.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Secret Garden, The (1993)
Psychosomatic cripple walks again.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Signs (2002)
Cute kiddies, agricultural aliens.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Silver Bullet (1985)
Pep story for paraplegics.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
New Kid kills psychiatrist.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Burton splatters Depp bloody.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Stuart Little (1999)
Annoying rodent's driving lesson.
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tank Girl (1995)
Malcolm McDowell gets decapitated.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Titanic (1997)
Love story ends abruptly.
May 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
Vegetarian shoots dog's bollocks.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Trucks (1997)
Machines thirst for petrol.
May 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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