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Reviews by 'Joseph Jones'
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with a total of
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reviews published to date.
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Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Ralph reaches new Lo.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Ewan can-can, Nicole can't-can't.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Pillow Talk (1959)
Rock hard for Doris.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
400 Blows, The (1959)
Parisian youth mistreated, repeatedly.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Patton (1970)
Scott triumphs, refuses Oscar.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Peyton Place (1957)
Town sins, gossips, shamed.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Picnic (1955)
Novak, Holden, dirty dancing.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Random Harvest (1942)
Amnesiac finds love, twice.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Splendor In The Grass (1961)
Natalie nuts for Warren.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gay icon over rainbow.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Hitch perfects chase thriller.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Screenwriter thinks self important.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
All About Eve (1950)
Baxter bests brittle Bette.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bad And The Beautiful, The (1952)
Beautiful Lana drives badly.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Sexy sailors, Odessa steps.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Black Narcissus (1947)
English nuns get high.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Four Feathers, The (1939)
Imperialism, bravery, rah rah!
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Grand Hotel (1932)
Despair, tragedy, art-deco style.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hope And Glory (1987)
Bombs fall, family laughs.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hours, The (2002)
Women depressed. Depressingly dull.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Marie Antoinette (1938)
Queen loses France, head.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Railroad encroaches American West.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Paths Of Glory (1957)
Brave soldiers, cowardly officers.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Storm warning! Bad film!
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Pride Of The Yankees, The (1942)
Baseballer 'lucky'; audience, too!
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rains Came, The (1939)
Adultery. Earthquake, flood. Judgment?
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Sexy brothers sing, dance.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Blocked Bard finds muse.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Lovers swoon, ship doomed.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Topkapi (1964)
Riotous romp in Istanbul.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
42nd Street (1933)
Busby Berkeley reinvents musical.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Below (2002)
Haunted submarine unfairly sunk.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Parade, The (1925)
American soldier, French amor.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Brilliant cinema, scary racism.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Enforced bridge building, madness.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Brief Encounter (1945)
Rachmaninoff plays, lovers cry.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chicago (2002)
Cyncism, music, razzle dazzle.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dinner At Eight (1933)
Classic ingredients induce laughter!
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Poet, mistress, revolution, snow.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Snipers, homoeroticism in Stalingrad.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Erin Brockovich (2000)
Roberts's cleavage wins Oscar.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Far From Heaven (2002)
Peaks early, Julianne wasted.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse, The (1921)
Valentino tangos, world war.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Daniel over-acts, Marty over-directs.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Iris (2001)
Judi, Jim, Kate, cry-fest.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Drunk, whore, both bore.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Mrs. Miniver (1942)
Bombs fall, family cries.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Psycho (1960)
Tony has mother fixation.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Room At The Top (1959)
Romance crushes sublime Simone.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shane (1953)
Reluctant gunslinger, big sky.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Sex, politics, life matters.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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