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Reviews by 'Steve'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
250
reviews published to date.
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Birds, The (1963)
Close encounters; bird kind.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(19)
One Hour Photo (2002)
A creepy Kodak moment.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
American Beauty (1999)
Bening's poked, Spacey's toked.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Flock of the Irish.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Keep your eyes shut.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Showgirls (1995)
Show girls, roll credits.
May 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Script definitely a contender!
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Punisher, The (2004)
See Jane kick ass.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Supergirl (1984)
Superhero... with a period.
May 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
U-571 (2000)
True story gets torpedoed.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Pirates want Swann's booty.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Shadow Of A Doubt (1943)
Throw Uncle From Train.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Couple swapping, Disney style.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Bad script lies beneath.
May 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(5)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Soldier Wannabees Assault Team.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Couple swapping, Hitchcock style.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Surfs up Liberty's skirt.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Recruit, The (2003)
Farrell gets NOCed up.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Wake, tell weather, repeat.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Knockaround Guys (2001)
Junior mobsters blow job.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
XXx (2002)
Action runs on Diesel.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
American President, The (1995)
Lobbyist joins President's 'staff'.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Core, The (2003)
Bore to the core!
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Human Stain, The (2003)
Hopkins' deep, 'dark' secret.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Red Dragon (2002)
'Tooth' gets lead filling.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Rock Star (2001)
Wahlberg's only musical success.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne without a name.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Conterfeit king gets 'check'mated.
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Second slice still satisfies.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
A boatload of Bullock.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
New Year's Eve (2011)
Ball drops, movie flops.
Apr 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
About Schmidt (2002)
Nicholson impresses; Bates undresses.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Falling Down (1993)
Michael Douglas goes postal!
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Identity (2003)
Guess the killing guest.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
It Happened One Night (1934)
Brat becomes writer's 'scoop'.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane plays Simon Says.
Apr 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ghost Ship (2002)
A ship of ghouls.
May 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Berry bares her berries.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Anger Management (2003)
Jack sessions relax Waterboy.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Butler opens Jolie's box.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Truth About Charlie, The (2002)
Truth about Wahlberg's career.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
In-Laws, The (2003)
Are the in-laws outlaws?
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Superman (1978)
Kent's dense, Lane's plain.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Trouble With The Curve (2012)
Million dollar maybe.
Mar 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Road rules, hillbilly style.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Abandon (2002)
Plot's hazy, Katie's crazy.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
McFly creates alternative universe.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Kiss was worth it.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
In Crowd, The (2000)
One cold hearted bitch.
Jul 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pit And The Pendulum (1961)
Poe's funky cold Medina.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Scream 3 (2000)
We've screamed already.
May 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Statement, The (2003)
The quiet French vichyman.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc pulls a train.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Panic Room (2002)
Foster nails three stooges.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Surviving Christmas (2004)
Christmas with the 'rents.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie's last good movie.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Stereotypes learn about stereotyping.
May 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Minor league, major bucks.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude, back to future.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Fictional characters group fucked.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Rich Man's Wife, The (1996)
Husband dies, wife connives.
Jun 5, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Two Girls And A Guy (1997)
Downey's Graham of blow.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Amistad (1997)
Freedom isn't always free.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Boiler Room (2000)
Throw Affleck in boiler.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
8MM (1999)
Snuff: stuff or bluff?
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Air Force One (1997)
POTUS ejects excess baggage.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Breaking The Waves (1996)
Hussy's humping heals husband?
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Confidence (2003)
King's men none Weisz-er.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Jailbird flies the coop.
May 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Phone Booth (2002)
Keifer makes loco call.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Nympho's wet before diving.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Chain's tight, Ricci's not.
Jul 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Blokes, tokes and jokes.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Dreamers, The (2003)
Twins relate in '68.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Asleep in 60 Seconds.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Spade gets the bird.
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Trapped (2002)
Doc's wife slices Bacon.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Barbershop (2002)
Cube's 'cutting edge' comedy.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Morris escapes jailhouse 'Rock'.
May 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Trio seek buried treasure.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Dumb parents, dumber criminals.
May 2, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Missing, The (2003)
Grandpa Jones gets Wood.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Phenomenon (1996)
Strange light, Travolta's bright?
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
Please arrest the writers.
May 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Half-caste: Australian for kidnapped.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sessions, The (2012)
Crip dips Hunt's cunt.
Apr 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Anything Else (2003)
Ricci ducks Biggs's Woody.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Barbershop 2: Back In Business (2004)
Cube survives Alderman's barbicide.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Beach, The (2000)
DiCaprio equals paradise lost.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hard Rain (1998)
Should've drowned the script.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Levity (2003)
Shooter aims for redemption.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Murderer caught by voyeur.
May 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman Returns (1992)
Cat licks Bat's utility-belt.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bedazzled (2000)
Devil wears red dress.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia and the boobs.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Obsessed brat survives herself.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Invasion, The (2007)
Kidman's Snatch doesn't rank.
Jul 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Man From Elysian Fields, The (2001)
Writer caught inserting apostrophe.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Man On Fire (2004)
Denzel blows Mexican asshole.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Next Friday (2000)
Not 'Friday' without Tucker.
May 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
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