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Affair To Remember, An (1957)
Dude, where's my Kerr?
Feb 28, 2011
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127 Hours (2010)
Making of a southpaw.
Feb 3, 2011
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Terms of endowment.
Feb 16, 2011
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Shrek (2001)
Beauty's only swamp deep.
Feb 7, 2011
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Bedknobs & crucifix.
Feb 25, 2011
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Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Bridges pay the Pfeiffer.
Feb 25, 2011
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Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Plot is sub plot.
Feb 28, 2011
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Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959)
Dude, where's my core?
Feb 27, 2011
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Swarm, The (1978)
A disasterous sting operation.
Feb 8, 2011
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Titanic (1997)
Rose blows. Jack froze.
Feb 18, 2011
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True Grit (2010)
Bridges keeps eye out.
Feb 17, 2011
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Aladdin (1992)
Dude, where's my carpet?
Feb 8, 2011
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Hankerin' for moon landing.
Feb 25, 2011
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Braveheart (1995)
High/Low Road Warrior.
Feb 8, 2011
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Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)
Importance of spreeing Ernest.
Feb 15, 2011
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest falls for girl.
Feb 27, 2011
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Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Boogers attack Raquel Welch.
Feb 27, 2011
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Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Pleasence in deep ship.
Feb 27, 2011
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Hotel New Hampshire, The (1984)
Siblings Foster Lowe behavior.
Mar 2, 2011
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Let It Be (1970)
Beatles disturb the peace.
Feb 27, 2011
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Platoon (1986)
Defiled Dafoe defies daforest.
Feb 17, 2011
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Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)
Good Will stunting.
Feb 18, 2011
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Social Network, The (2010)
From blogger to billionaire.
Feb 16, 2011
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Bad habits and edelvices.
Feb 9, 2011
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Striptease (1996)
Demi demos implants.
Mar 3, 2011
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Titanic (1997)
Old Rose blows fortune.
Feb 18, 2011
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Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Quest for fire extinguishers.
Feb 10, 2011
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
The future's Shallow HAL.
Feb 8, 2011
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All About Eve (1950)
Okay, and Margo, too.
Mar 2, 2011
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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Cannon trades love cannons.
Feb 14, 2011
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
From brainbash to brainwash.
Feb 17, 2011
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Doors, The (1991)
Lizard king reveals thing.
Feb 17, 2011
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Easy Rider (1969)
Wear helmet. Die anyway.
Feb 27, 2011
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Spoiler Alert: Nemo found.
Feb 8, 2011
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Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
MGM lion universally paramount.
Feb 9, 2011
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Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)
Aping Fossey a challenge.
Feb 4, 2011
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Hall Pass (2011)
Marriage sabbatical turns radical.
Feb 16, 2011
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I'm Not There (2007)
Six befuddlements on Bob.
Feb 15, 2011
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(1)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
There's Something About Mary.
Feb 4, 2011
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Let It Be (1970)
Beatler on the roof.
Feb 24, 2011
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Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Ratso stinks up Greyhound.
Feb 16, 2011
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Miracle On 34th Street (1947)
Wood on Santa's lap.
Feb 8, 2011
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Omega Man, The (1971)
Neville memorizes 'Woodstock' soundtrack.
Mar 4, 2011
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Peter Pan (1953)
Tinkerbell gives Wendy stinkeye.
Feb 14, 2011
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Polyester (1981)
Waters' Scents-a-Round.
Mar 4, 2011
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Quest For Fire (1981)
The original social network.
Feb 17, 2011
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Sanctum (2011)
Sanctum? Nearly killed em!
Feb 2, 2011
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Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Climax a real snoozer.
Feb 18, 2011
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Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
Flying nun flips bird.
Mar 2, 2011
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Harris works the problem.
Feb 16, 2011
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Paxton's painful peeing passes.
Feb 25, 2011
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Bambi (1942)
Dramatic irony: Flower's name.
Feb 3, 2011
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Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Shields' hair glued to boobs.
Mar 2, 2011
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Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Unwanted pregnancy spoils fantasy.
Mar 2, 2011
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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
60s wife swap FAIL.
Feb 14, 2011
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Burt casts Mark's Ernie.
Feb 16, 2011
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Braveheart (1995)
Lethal Weapon: Scottish ire.
Feb 6, 2011
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Brits whistling in step.
Aug 27, 2011
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Deliverance (1972)
Bromance canoe outing FAIL.
Feb 17, 2011
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Diner (1982)
Mickey Rourke's penis puppetry.
Feb 24, 2011
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Diner (1982)
Guttenberg's tough Colts pre-nup.
Feb 27, 2011
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Dumbo (1941)
Magic feather: placebo scam.
Feb 17, 2011
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Easy Rider (1969)
High handlebars. High bikers.
Feb 18, 2011
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Open eyes: lotta nudity!
Feb 10, 2011
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Great Santini, The (1979)
Semper Fi mean guy.
Mar 5, 2011
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Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Dude, where's my cock?
Mar 1, 2011
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I'm Not There (2007)
Blanchett brings best Bob.
Feb 14, 2011
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I'm Not There (2007)
Dylan ain't goin NOwhere!
Feb 16, 2011
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Importance Of Being Earnest, The (2002)
Gwendolen doesn't know Jack.
Feb 13, 2011
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Jungle Book, The (1967)
Man-cub Boy Love Association.
Mar 2, 2011
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Lenny (1974)
Bruce's bits - Perrine's tits.
Feb 3, 2011
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Memento (2000)
Photographs & no memories.
Mar 3, 2011
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Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Heeb & He-whore hang.
Feb 18, 2011
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Stop motion holiday hijinx.
Feb 7, 2011
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Had Ulysses been hayseed.
Feb 18, 2011
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Having Homer's history hick-a-fied.
Feb 17, 2011
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Babyface has cow (shot).
Feb 18, 2011
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Telly funkin', Lazenby flunkin'.
Feb 8, 2011
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Open Water (2003)
Couples therapy at sea.
Feb 10, 2011
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Spoiler alert: Mel's Jesus.
Feb 3, 2011
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Piano, The (1993)
Hunter silent? Naked? Bravo!
Feb 3, 2011
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Pinocchio (1940)
Geppetto pines for boy.
Feb 9, 2011
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Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Bela's double becomes star.
Feb 13, 2011
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Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Female astronaut ages poorly.
Mar 6, 2011
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Platoon (1986)
Napalmed Tom is calmed.
Feb 17, 2011
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
Peter Frampton's career obituary.
Feb 17, 2011
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Shine (1996)
Rach 3 rocks pianist.
Aug 27, 2011
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Shining, The (1980)
Jack is a hack.
Feb 3, 2011
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Full frontal Bart.
Feb 3, 2011
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Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Disney probes necro-fairytale.
Feb 18, 2011
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
17 going on Aryan.
Feb 9, 2011
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Thor (2011)
Thibling a Thor Thubject.
Aug 31, 2011
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Titanic (1997)
Bates rocks the dinghy.
Feb 18, 2011
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Verbal's hearsay on Soze.
Feb 25, 2011
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Dozen biopics in one.
Feb 17, 2011
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Halves & halve nots.
Feb 18, 2011
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Chocoholic stuck in pipe.
Feb 16, 2011
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Veruca salty with Wonka.
Feb 16, 2011
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Violet blue regards error.
Feb 16, 2011
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Sedentary grandparents share bed.
Feb 16, 2011
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