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Making a spark.
Reviews by 'The Monster'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1371
reviews published to date.
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Hope Floats (1998)
Shit Floats, too.
Aug 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Cheerleader Massacre (2003)
Give me an Aaaaaa!
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
S/Laughter.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Battleship (2012)
You sunk my credibility!
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Mean Girls 2 (2011)
Meaner Girls.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Dutch Master, The (1994)
Mira, on the wall.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4, Your Life.
Jan 24, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Adventures Into Digital Comics (2006)
Dot Comics.
Oct 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Captain Apache (1971)
Lee Van Chief.
Oct 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Legend Of Tarzan, The (2016)
Remaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-ke.
Apr 6, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Imtihaan (1995)
Priti Woman.
Oct 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Escape To Witch Mountain (1995)
Escape Two Remake Mountain.
Sep 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
My Son, My Son! (1940)
Hayward's a wayward son.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Barker, The (1928)
Carnie is Nifty!
Feb 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
White Palms (2006)
Athlete Hungary for success.
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Battleship (2012)
Battleshit.
May 29, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Beautiful Boy (2018)
Beautiful project requires Tweaking.
Jun 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
WXIII: Patlabor The Movie 3 (2002)
WXIII out of WXIII.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Orion (1979)
ET, phone Hoan.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Scottish Tale, The (1996)
Mack, Beth.
Nov 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
5 Days Of War (2011)
Sweet Georgia? Down.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Abe emancipates the undead.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Attachment Disorder (2008)
Kindrid, spirits.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(2)
King Of The Ants (2003)
Creepy Crawler.
Nov 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
You Never Bike Alone (2007)
Van-cyclists.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
40 Carats (1973)
Cougar Livs it up.
Aug 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
About Life (2003)
Cleaning out one's Col�n!
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beheading Chinese Prisoner (1900)
Boxer lopped.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Big Mama (2000)
Playing the Viola.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blindscape (1993)
Can't see Forest, Trees.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chile: When Will It End? (1986)
In fifty-seven minutes.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day A Pig Fell Into The Well, The (1996)
Porker, ker-plop.
Aug 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Destination Moon (1950)
Pichel imagines moon shot.
May 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eagle Path, The (2010)
JCVD loves a whore.
Nov 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Himalaya (1999)
Salt lake kills Tibetan.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paris To Monte Carlo (1905)
Two hours, Parisian speedster.
Sep 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tanghi Argentini (2006)
Clerk's yuletide tango.
Mar 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twist Of Faith (2004)
Catholic buggeree gets chatty.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Two Weeks In Another Town (1962)
Rummy Douglas in Rome.
Dec 31, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Ugly, Dirty And Bad (1976)
Roman rabble plan murders.
Dec 31, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Unmistaken Child (2008)
Tenzin searches for reincarnation.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Waiting For Forever (2010)
Slacker Sturridge loves Bilson.
Sep 19, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Woodenhead (2003)
Gert does dirt.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
You, The Living (2007)
Individualized ideas focused, expanded.
Nov 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
1 (2009)
1 book, many copies.
Sep 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of A Teenage Dragonslayer (2010)
Suburban lad slays dragons.
Jun 3, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alter Ego (2007)
Greek (rock) gods.
Jun 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arya (2004)
Geeta completes an Arya.
Oct 14, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Election Night (1998)
Polls pull Peter.
May 14, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forna (2007)
Cock trees.
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forna (2007)
Growing penis: Genevieve Swallow!
Sep 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
How It All Went Down (2003)
Istante star.
Dec 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Am A Promise: The Children Of Stanton Elementary School (1993)
Out-Stanton.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nobody's Children (1994)
Couple want a Romanian.
Dec 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Son Of Richard (2008)
Richardson.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Swing High (1932)
Codonas swing for sky.
Feb 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tomie (1999)
Hypnosis: it's coming Tomie.
Nov 20, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Uncharted (2022)
Pesci's fortune remains uncharted.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Unicorn (2006)
Perv gets magically horny.
Sep 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World Without End (1956)
Mars explorers discover apocalypse.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Yelling To The Sky (2011)
O'Hara's experience: not Sweetness.
Aug 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Your Mileage May Vary (2009)
Re: Coups.
Oct 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zookeeper, The (2001)
Ludovic keeps animals going.
Aug 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
15 Moments (2000)
Par� and thrust.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
A.k.a Jersey (2007)
Jersey hurls.
Jan 28, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Antychryst (2002)
Szafran is the antichrist!
Jun 14, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Audioscopiks (1935)
3D: the prequel.
Mar 22, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Autism Is A World (2004)
CNN Autist.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bal, Le (1983)
Frenchies go around, around.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Birch Street Gym (1991)
Hard as. Birch.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Country Cousin, The (1936)
Country-City mice meet.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forna (2007)
Cultivating mushroom heads!
Sep 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
H1N1: Virus X (2010)
Swine flu causes pandemic.
May 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kane & Lynch (2013)
Gray Foxx up game.
Aug 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lady In Question Is Charles Busch, The (2005)
Busch isn't butch.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Launch Of The 'Illinois' (1898)
Ill: at sea.
Apr 4, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lea (1996)
Restored: furniture, Lea's speech.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mushroom Club, The (2005)
Hiroshima survivors in vignettes.
May 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pennies From Heaven (1936)
Slammer Bing's deep Poole.
Oct 25, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Splatter Beach (2007)
Tess proves seaside Cassandra.
Aug 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Togo (2008)
Boldly Togo...
Oct 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Toyland (2007)
Lucky Jews get trip.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Typhoon (1940)
Pearlers run into Thundercloud.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Underclassman (2005)
21 Jump-Shot Street.
Jun 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Whoopee! (1930)
Wanenis, Wells: well, whoopee!
Mar 6, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wonderful Days (2003)
Ecoban from eco ban.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
World Of Interiors, The (2003)
Interior dude's exterior excuses.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World Without Pity, A (2004)
IndiAIDS.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
< Air (2008)
Jackie takes crash diet.
May 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Assassin (1969)
Dong-hwi Man-huis up.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2008)
Bachelor Par-two.
Jan 1, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Estomago: A Gastronomic Story (2007)
Raimundo cooks for society.
Nov 8, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Iraq In Fragments (2006)
Fragmented Iraq Bagh'ed.
Mar 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Island Of Flowers (1989)
Tomatomentary.
Nov 19, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Losing Chase (1996)
Sedgwick comes in, sweeps.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Love You More (2008)
Together: mind the Buzzcocks!
May 8, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
More About Nostradamus (1941)
Nostrad-more-mus.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
No Alibi (2000)
Cain is wrongly marked.
Nov 24, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Parent Trap III (1989)
The Parent Traplets.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Tin Pan Alley (1940)
Songwriters screw over pair.
Oct 23, 2011
Unscored
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