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Reviews by 'rockfsh'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2070
reviews published to date.
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Eat, drink, do Mary.
Jun 24, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(27)
Evan Almighty (2007)
Evan can't wait.
Jul 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Contractor, The (2007)
Wesley snipes.
Sep 7, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush fiddles, Iraq burns.
May 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Outbreak (1995)
Deliver US from ebola.
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Man Who Knew Infinity, The (2015)
Indian outnumbers white men.
Jun 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Teenage Tourettes Camp (2006)
Summer camp with tics.
Aug 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Godfather, The (1972)
Son Rises at Don.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Iron Man (2008)
Tony's work suits him.
Oct 5, 2008
Unscored
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(19)
Japanese Acrobats (1904)
Nip and tuck.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Jesus Tells A Joke (1999)
Divine Comedy.
May 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)
Dead men tell tales.
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Patrick swishes and Swayzes.
Jul 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Tower Of Pisa, The (2002)
What a Pisa Work.
Jun 8, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Lion, Witch, no Wardrobe.
May 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
White witch real bitch.
May 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Blades Of Glory (2007)
Twisted pair skate disaster.
May 19, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Chinatown (1974)
Blood sicker than water.
Aug 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Cleopatra (1963)
Liz barges in.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
I.O.U.S.A. (2008)
Forgive U.S. our debts.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(17)
National Scrabble Championship, The (2004)
More tile combatants.
Sep 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Summer's days are numbered.
Dec 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis driller, comet killer.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Black Sheep (2006)
Little Sheep of Horrors.
Mar 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Natural History Of The Chicken, The (2000)
Egg, Chicken. Repeat.
May 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Atonement (2007)
Briony writes wrong.
Oct 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Don't Look Now (1973)
Bitter red then dead.
Sep 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Strangelove lacks arm control.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Fox badgers farmers.
Apr 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Coppola shoots daughter.
Nov 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Blart segways into trouble.
Mar 7, 2009
Unscored
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(15)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey sense goes dark.
May 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Strip Poker (2006)
See you all-in.
May 17, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(15)
300 (2006)
Hunchback of notre damnation.
Jun 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
A stray in manger.
Dec 11, 2008
Unscored
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(14)
Black Sheep (2006)
Silenced by the Rams.
Mar 14, 2008
Unscored
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(14)
Casino (1995)
Ginger snaps.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
There will be brood.
Mar 31, 2008
Unscored
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(14)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Ana's neighbors truly rotten.
Oct 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Departed, The (2006)
Rat Matt Splats Jack.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(14)
I Was A Communist For The FBI (1951)
I seize Red people.
Jun 25, 2009
Unscored
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(14)
Jean De Florette (1986)
Cesar dams off spring.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Jesus Tells A Joke (1999)
Knock, knock whose prayer?
May 2, 2009
Unscored
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(14)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Van's yellow, passenger Olive.
May 29, 2009
Unscored
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(14)
Memento (2000)
Tats for the memories.
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Will Turner turn pirate?
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
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(14)
Potato Man (2004)
I yam your father.
May 20, 2008
Unscored
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(14)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Willis saves Rhames' ass.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Shooter (2007)
Glover abuses lethal weapon.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Sideways (2004)
The Grape Escapade.
Jun 5, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Some passengers get rattled.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Titanic (1997)
Safe holds treasured chest.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Torture: The Guantanamo Guidebook (2005)
Forgive U.S. our trespasses.
May 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Bi On The Fourth Of July (1994)
Bisexuals come fourth.
May 26, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Casino Royale (2006)
Blonde Bond shell.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Deep Water (2006)
Sailor loses moral compass.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Eagle Eye (2008)
Where's LaBeouf?
Jan 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton shoots off mouth.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
All leads to Roma?
Jul 28, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Ample affection.
Aug 24, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Heir Today, Gondor Tomorrow.
Apr 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Love Life Of A Gorilla (1937)
Gorilla my dreams.
Jun 24, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Mist, The (2007)
Gore, killers in mist.
Jul 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Night To Remember, A (1958)
All Band's on Deck.
Sep 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)
Tea and strumpets.
Jul 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Death lengthens knight's days.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Wine Enema (1995)
Enema of peep hole.
Jun 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(13)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Show flops in Mexico.
Jul 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Jesse's gun gift backfires.
Aug 17, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Basic Rescue No. 1: Five Basic Knots (1954)
Bowline for Common binds.
Nov 8, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Basic Rescue No. 1: Five Basic Knots (1954)
Knots not for naught.
Nov 8, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Bride Wars (2009)
Brides collide.
Jun 11, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Ghost Town (2008)
Dentist notices mummy's decayed.
Feb 20, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Machete (2010)
Lohan acquires new habit.
Feb 11, 2011
Unscored
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(12)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Greek Isle's wedding aisle.
Jan 2, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Memento (2000)
Who's Who in Tattoos.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
Clooney's gaze stops hearts.
Nov 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(12)
One-Eyed Jacks (1961)
Rio's not Grand.
Sep 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Dale smokes killers.
Dec 24, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Bond pursues quantum mechanics.
Nov 26, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Rain Man (1988)
Casino bans handicapped man.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Searching For Bobby Fischer (1993)
Chess? It's child's play.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Sheep Shearing In New Mexico (1912)
How West was Shorn.
May 2, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Murphy's an ass again.
May 2, 2008
Unscored
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(12)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Foster child pities lambs.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Star Trek (2009)
Young Kirk's a jerk.
May 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Zodiac (2007)
Cartoonist chronicles serial story.
Aug 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(12)
2016: Obama's America (2012)
Barack To The Future.
Sep 3, 2012
Unscored
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(11)
Basic Rescue No. 1: Five Basic Knots (1954)
All for knot.
Nov 9, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
Black Swan (2010)
Nina's swan song?
Dec 7, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne weaves tangled Webb.
Aug 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Camelot (1967)
Knights sing 'round table.
Jul 7, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
Carmen (1984)
Carmen: 'No way Jos�.'
Mar 10, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
District 9 (2009)
Alien prawns become pawns.
Aug 15, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Edison: The Wizard Of Light (1998)
Edison creates light fantastic.
Dec 24, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Shoeless Joe, gambler's ho?
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Reluctant sperm wails.
Aug 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(11)
First Knight (1995)
Connery's King Conned.
May 20, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Dancing cheeky cheeks.
Jul 14, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Prequel becoming a hobbit.
Sep 17, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
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