Brown empties his schooner.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
238
Wilson Flanges (146)
239
Cheese Grader (145)
240
Pokernose (144)
Reviews by 'Cheese Grader'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
145
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
Troll 2 (1990)
Nilbog is Goblin backwards!
Feb 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Demonic Toys (1992)
Hell's FAO Schwarz.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Burning, The (1981)
Killer uses pruning shears.
Feb 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Friday The 13th (1980)
Jason's bitter mom beckons.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Nekromantik (1987)
Love for the Dead.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
TerrorVision (1986)
Instead of UFO, UHF.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Baby Blood (1990)
Baby makes mom bloodthirsty.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Bates Motel (1987)
T.V. made 'Psycho' entry.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Black Sunday (1989)
Lamberto's homage to Mario.
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Let My Puppets Come (1976)
XXX Muppet Show.
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Robowar - Robot Da Guerra (1988)
Italians rip-off 'Predator'!
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Basket Case 2 (1990)
Belial gets room mates.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Blood Diner (1987)
Todays Menu: Human Flesh.
Sep 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Body Melt (1993)
Vicious Vitamin's Melt people.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Body Puzzle (1991)
The Transplant murders.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Contamination .7 (1993)
Mutant killer tree roots!
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Devil Story (1985)
Monster leaks Grape Jelly.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Bruce Campbell battles Bark.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Inferno (1980)
Sequel to Suspiria.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Prowler, The (1981)
Rosemary's Killer.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rabid Grannies (1988)
Grannnies eat girl's legs.
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ricky 6 (2000)
Unreleased teenage Satanist film.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Seedpeople (1992)
Root of all evil.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Shocking Dark (1989)
Italian unofficial Terminator sequel.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Street Trash (1987)
Poisonous pint produces puddles.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Without Warning (1980)
Painful, parasitic, furry, frisbees!
Feb 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Alarido Del Terror (1991)
Mexican TV Werewolf film.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alien Terror (1980)
Italians take on 'Alien'.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Rickshaw (1990)
Stripper finds the killer.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Blackout (1985)
Kill Family, Change Face.
May 17, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blind Warrior (1987)
Blind man battles armies.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. Jekyll Likes Them Hot (1979)
Jekyll's uptight, Hyde's upskirts!
Jan 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Frankenhooker (1990)
Super crack explodes prostitutes.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Juices Jason, Jarvis jailed.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ginseng King (1989)
Root Man fights Monsters.
May 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Grave Robbers (1990)
Zombie satanist decapitates teens.
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hell's Ground (2007)
Zombies invade Pakistan.
Sep 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
Corrosive Cotton Candy Cocoons.
Jun 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Killing Touch, The (1984)
Killer uses a javelin.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Living Dead At Manchester Morgue, The (1974)
Agricultural folly produces fiends.
Feb 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Massacre Time (1966)
Fulci takes on westerns.
Jun 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Monster Dog (1984)
Alice Cooper's a werewolf.
Mar 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Monster Squad, The (1987)
Wolfman's got nards!
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mystics In Bali (1981)
Indonesian floating vampire head.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
New Gladiators, The (1984)
Gladiators kill TV contestants.
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nightmares In A Damaged Brain (1981)
Child turns to decapitation.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Octaman (1971)
Octopus Man runs Rampant.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Paganini Horror (1989)
Violinist kills Rock Band.
Aug 13, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Pieces (1982)
Campus killer chainsaw's co-eds.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rampage (1988)
Maniac must drink blood.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rana: The Legend Of Shadow Lake (1975)
Half Man, Half Frog!
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Ratman (1988)
Murderous rat-monkey hybrid.
Jun 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Satan's Slave (1982)
Indonesian version of 'Phantasm'.
May 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scarecrows (1988)
Demonic scarecrows stuff people.
Feb 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988)
Unfinished films Mashed together!
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Lone Wolf slices limbs!
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Slaughter High (1986)
Killer Chemistry, Bellies Burst.
Jul 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider Labyrinth (1988)
Late entry supernatural Giallo.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Toxic Avenger, The (1985)
Toxic waste transforms loser.
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Vampire Is Still Alive, The (1989)
Chinese Freddy fights Robocop.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Water Power (1977)
Enema Bandit is prowling!
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Absurd (1981)
Man Eater Terrorizes children!
Feb 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Adisaya Piravi (1990)
Indian midget breakdances.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
After The Fall Of New York (1983)
Italian 'Escape from LA'.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Alien From The Deep (1989)
Giant volcanic crab monster.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Alien Terminator (1988)
Cyborgs battle mutants.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Attack Of The Beast Creatures (1985)
Wooden puppets kill castaways.
Aug 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992)
Belial has babies!
Feb 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Beast In Heat, The (1977)
Hitler meets Bigfoot.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beast, The (1995)
Scenes stolen from 'Jaws'.
Aug 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beauty And The Beast (1978)
Diseased crow dates cutie.
Dec 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Beyond Darkness (1990)
Evil witch possesses child.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)
The African American Chucky.
Jul 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
Blood Beat (1985)
Samurai ghost in Wisconsin!
May 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
Blood Hook (1987)
Fishing for human flesh!
Aug 14, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bloodeaters (1980)
Bad Marijuana creates monsters.
Feb 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Body Count (1987)
Evil shaman slices campers.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Bogey Man, The (1980)
Broken Mirror releases evil!
Aug 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Brutal Sorcery (1983)
Man pukes up earthworms.
May 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cinderella 2000 (1977)
Sexy Cinderella in space.
Jul 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Closed Door, The (1990)
Dracula invades Bollywood.
Sep 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Commando Mengele (1987)
Mengele continues torturous experiments.
Sep 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Contagion (1987)
Ghosts grant deadly wishes!
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Curse Of The Screaming Dead, The (1982)
Confederate cannibals consume Yankees.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Darktown Strutters (1975)
Cycling sisters fight stereotypes.
Aug 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Death Played The Flute (1972)
Flute Player kills rivals.
Aug 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Demons 6: De Profundis (1989)
Movie Production resurrects Witch.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Devil's Sword, The (1984)
Paper Cyclops. Crocodile Men.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Devilfish (1984)
Prehistoric fish terrorizes beach!
Aug 13, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
Devilfish (1984)
American 'Monster Shark' edit.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
Drunken Arts And Crippled Fist (1983)
Wizard battles Cannonball Creature.
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Erotic Adventures Of Siegfried, The (1971)
Siegfried's sword is swinging!
Aug 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Evil Clutch (1988)
Italian Evil Dead? Sure!
Feb 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ferat Vampire (1981)
Blood fueled race car!
Aug 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Films To Keep You Awake: The Baby's Room (2006)
Baby monitor emits evil!
Sep 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Films To Keep You Awake: The Christmas Tale (2005)
Santa in the well.
Sep 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Flesh For Frankenstein (1973)
Warhol's Female Frankenstein.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Freaky Fairytales (1986)
Freaky tales frighten children.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ghost Galleon, The (1974)
Blind Dead go fishing.
Sep 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Ghosthouse 2 (1988)
Hasselhoff hates haunted houses.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Page Range
8 <---> 0
0
� Copyright 1999-2025 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
