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Reviews by 'alma'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
210
reviews published to date.
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Grease (1978)
Travolta stranded at drive-in.
Dec 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
High Fidelity (2000)
Hornby lost in translation.
Dec 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Jane Eyre (1934)
Reader, they made film.
Aug 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Marie Antoinette (2006)
Cake consumption gaffe revisited.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Robin, queen of kitchen.
Dec 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Piano, The (1993)
Holly's pointer gets chop.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
12 Angry Men (1957)
Vain witness discards glasses.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Badly dressed boy sings.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
About Last Night... (1986)
Demi does housework.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice obeys bottle's instruction.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Slapstick kids' mob movie.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leonardo pretends he's rich?
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
This Augustus even fatter.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's dentist dad disappears.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (2003)
Cardigan warms hearts.
Aug 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Child-phobic monarchs' downfall.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Running away from Runway.
Mar 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Sellers = Strangelove + President + Mandrake.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dreamer: Inspired By A True Story (2005)
Kris= Kurt's grumpy Dad.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dreamer: Inspired By A True Story (2005)
Horses see Sonador's arse.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Envy (2004)
Jack tastes Ben's pants.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Envy (2004)
Horse annoyingly eats apples.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Envy (2004)
Ben envies entrepreneurialfriend.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Father Of The Bride (1991)
Dead invitee relieves Steve.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Four Feathers, The (2002)
Boys abandon Sudanese saviour.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Alexa shafts best friend.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Pesci: self made man.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Handful Of Dust, A (1988)
Son dies: mother relieved.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Handful Of Dust, A (1988)
Enslaved by Dickens fan.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Bathroom ghost girl squeals.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Posh prepubescents with wands.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Innerspace (1987)
Sees baby close up.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Zu-zu's petals reappear.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Mouthless man very disturbing.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Villain terrorises unlucky children.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Aunt Josephine's fears realised.
Aug 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Madagascar (2005)
Stiller temporarily goes native.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Martha becomes Martha Focker.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Creatures discover laughing gas.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Mincy musical with Nicole.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Prenuptial spitting positively encouraged.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Libre fights for bus.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Napoleon gets standing ovation.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Kids see cow die.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Night On Earth (1991)
Bad ad for Finland.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Turbo plays bullseye.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Parent Trap, The (1961)
Badly dressed twins conspire.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Peggy Sue repeated history.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Piano, The (1993)
Metal finger replaces original.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Protean picture protects perfection.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Wildean fantasy, cautionary tale.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Depp's Sparrow sails again.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp dives for damsel.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Uma gets bloody nose.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Railway Children, The (1970)
Children, bloomers, trains, sentimentality.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Meat Loaf bites dust.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Roxanne (1987)
Hollywood hijacks Cyrano story.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Ghost of Gwyneth's future.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Small men exploit girl.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Yodeling about goatherds grates.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
South Pacific (1958)
Dames, shampoo, palm trees.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Parents pressure ballroom boy.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Swept Away (2002)
Guy's wife encounters strife.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
MacLaine mothers melodramatically.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
MacLaine screams for medication.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Timecop (1994)
Time waits for Damme.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Small kitten wreaks havoc.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wall Street (1987)
Ponytailed man preaches greed.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Ancient teenage tragedy updated.
Aug 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Dupree becomes motivational speaker.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zathura (2005)
Ding dong, Zorgon's dead.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Stamp's camp Australian romp.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Hysterical Bening smacks herself.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Annette frets: Spacey's racy.
Oct 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Evan improves on past.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Dick invents new dialect.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Click (2006)
Ghost of remote future.
Nov 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Alex's eyeliner not balanced.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Dead Again (1991)
Branagh = Thompson, vice versa.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Neighbourly erection animates speech.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Filth And The Fury, The (2000)
Johnny Rotten remembers.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
GoodFellas (1990)
Liotta instructs: keep stirring.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hannibal The Conqueror (2011)
Crazy elephants on speed.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Spider gets viciously impaled.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Terminator becomes educator.
Aug 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian learns haggling conventions.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Grammar lesson produces grafitti.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Ritchie does Cockney Tarantino.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Ridiculous musical with Ewan.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
My Life As A Dog (1985)
Uplifting Swedish tail.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Unattractive babysitter sorts family.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Ben Kingsley does Fagin.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Long journey for bell.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Bell rings for believers.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
'Cheese Royale' impresses Travolta.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Scarlet Pimpernel, The (1934)
Damned, elusive, flippant hero.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Serving Sara (2002)
Shocked Hurley receives papers.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snatch (2000)
Brad's accent perfect (ly incomprehensible).
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spun (2002)
Rourke blows up caravan.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Spun (2002)
Pain in the balls.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
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