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'Gator Bait (1976)
Desiree, reptiles: no mas!
Jul 22, 2011
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Hall, Oates induce high-stepping.
Feb 6, 2009
Scored 5/5
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1001 Arabian Nights (1959)
"Nearsighted" Arabian? Oh, Magoo!
Nov 4, 2012
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10th & Wolf (2006)
Vet? Philly creeps: stakes.
Jul 8, 2012
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15 Moments (2000)
Ramp pulls Par� forward.
Jul 15, 2011
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1999 (1998)
Hotties watch Y2K turn.
Aug 15, 2011
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2 Guns (2013)
Mob tasks two Ws.
Feb 24, 2013
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2:22 (2008)
'Simple Plan', with hoods.
Jul 5, 2012
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1916)
Paton finds Verne silent.
Nov 29, 2008
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200 M.P.H. (2011)
RX-7 wrecks all comers.
Dec 23, 2012
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3 A.M. (2001)
Davis debuts with cabbies.
Apr 19, 2012
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3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995)
Rescuing Indians, for kicks.
May 14, 2012
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3-2-1 Penguins: The Cheating Scales Of Bullamanka (2001)
You *can* penguislate morality!
Nov 9, 2009
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3-Day Weekend (2008)
Queers' tripartite trippping, trysting.
Jun 9, 2009
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40 Carats (1973)
Cougar provokes unwanted stalking.
Nov 4, 2012
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50 Things To Do Before I Die (2006)
Kramer predicts pre-deceasing!
Apr 3, 2013
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56 Up (2012)
Apted knocks. Eighth answer.
Mar 10, 2013
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6 Month Rule (2011)
Horndog bestows worthless advice.
Mar 24, 2013
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A Beginner's Guide To Endings (2010)
Sibling trio goes semi-straight.
Oct 12, 2012
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A Doll's House (1922)
Nora's Alla we need.
Feb 13, 2013
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Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies (2012)
Faux Lincoln, zombie ripoff.
Dec 23, 2012
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Acid House, The (1998)
McGuigan shoots Welsh trio.
Jan 6, 2013
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Across The Tracks (1991)
Runner slows brother down.
Sep 18, 2008
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Acting Class, The (2000)
Pompous thesp teacher: exposed!
Sep 22, 2012
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Adam (2008)
McGuire dinner goes raw.
Jan 2, 2012
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Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Interspecies pals hit road.
Apr 12, 2012
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Adventures Of Tarzan, The (1921)
Lincoln: let's try swingin'!
Apr 12, 2012
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Age Of Heroes (2011)
Cinematic hero? Auteur Vitoria.
Jan 15, 2012
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Alarm (2008)
Country chills Dublin mourner.
Nov 15, 2010
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Aliens In The Attic (2009)
ETs haunt holiday home.
Jun 26, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Alive And Kicking (1996)
Terminal Tonio ful(fills) doc.
Oct 20, 2009
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All American Co-ed (1941)
Quinctons seek willing Brynns.
Nov 4, 2012
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All Is Lost (2013)
Moby Sundance.
Jun 3, 2013
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All Stars (2013)
Gregor wakes teen dancers.
Jun 26, 2013
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Alphabet Murders, The (1965)
M.O.: ABC!
Apr 13, 2011
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Amazing Bulk, The (2010)
Phony purple monster deflates.
Jan 21, 2012
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America America (1963)
Kazan respects Turk homies.
Dec 18, 2008
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America Lost And Found: The BBS Story (2010)
Bob, Bert, Steve flicks.
Jun 9, 2013
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American Clock, The (1993)
Depression ruins Yank dandies.
Jul 26, 2010
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American Teen (2008)
Indianans survive high school.
Jan 6, 2009
Scored 4/5
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And If We All Lived Together (2011)
Geezer quintet instructs student.
Jun 5, 2012
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And The Ship Sails On (1983)
Fellini sends ashes seaward.
Mar 11, 2011
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Angel Over Brooklyn, An (1957)
Ustinov changed to canine.
Dec 5, 2012
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Angelic Conversation, The (1987)
Sonnets inspire Bardamation!
Jul 1, 2012
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Animals United (2010)
Dam dries out critterland.
Jan 21, 2012
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Annie (2014)
Gluck turns tyke filmic.
Jun 21, 2013
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Anniversary Party, The (2001)
Reel hyphenates, real hyphenates.
Oct 31, 2010
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Anonymous (2011)
Bard-trasher turns trashy.
Mar 26, 2012
Scored 2/5
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Another Time, Another Place (1983)
Dongal, young gal.
Aug 12, 2013
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Antarctic Journal (2005)
Polar Koreans map Brits.
Feb 25, 2009
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Anthrakitis (1998)
Filmmaker anthracites with K!
Jun 23, 2011
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Apache Woman (1955)
Baddies impersonate Apaches, ineptly.
Nov 10, 2013
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Aparajito (1956)
Kid catches Calcutta college.
Jul 17, 2010
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April 1, 2000 (1952)
Millennial Austria fights one-worlders.
Jan 17, 2009
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Arabian Nights (2000)
Storyteller spins 1K tales.
Dec 13, 2012
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Argent, L' (1928)
Saccard overextends capitalism. Fin.
Jul 15, 2013
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Art Of Getting By, The (2011)
George attends, skips school.
Oct 12, 2012
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Art Of Vision, The (1965)
Brakhage sees stuff? Nope!
May 7, 2011
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Arthur Newman (2012)
Firth tries second life.
Apr 18, 2013
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Artistry In Tureens (1972)
Fine art's being held!
Sep 2, 2013
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Associate, The (1996)
Whoopi whups Wall Street.
Dec 5, 2011
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ATM (2012)
Cash machine dispenses scares!
Mar 10, 2013
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Aunt Rose (2005)
Auntie makes things non-rosy.
Jun 25, 2010
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Autumn Afternoon, An (1962)
Widower seeks son-in-law-san.
Aug 5, 2012
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Autumn Leaves (1956)
Cliff clips Crawford cruelly.
Nov 4, 2012
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Avventura, L' (1960)
Island swallows Antonioni starlet.
Nov 11, 2010
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B.O.O.: Bureau Of Otherworldly Operations (2015)
Spook re-haunts old school.
Nov 8, 2012
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Babe Comes Home (1927)
Babe smacks mama!
May 1, 2011
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Baby On Board (2008)
Pregnancy pops power players.
Nov 20, 2010
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Bach Cello Suite #1: The Music Garden (1997)
Yo-Yo's strings Bach nature.
Jan 26, 2010
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Bachelor In Paradise (1961)
Hope batches lovely Lana.
Apr 7, 2011
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Bachelorette Weekend (2013)
Daniels, Texiera run wild.
Mar 3, 2013
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Baghead (2008)
Screenplay's in the bag.
May 13, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Ballad Of Lucy Whipple, The (2001)
Whipples go West.
Jun 24, 2009
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Ballad Of Narayama (1983)
Seventy-somethings become nothings.
Apr 21, 2012
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Balls To The Wall (2011)
Nuptials require nuts-see-alls.
Nov 25, 2013
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Banana Cop (1984)
Kong cop: slippy prop?
Aug 17, 2010
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Banana Joe (1982)
Fattie deals fruited potassium.
Aug 17, 2010
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Band Of Angels (1957)
Gable pre-visits, re-visits South.
Apr 29, 2009
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Bang Bang Club, The (2010)
Final SA injustice caught.
Aug 22, 2011
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Baroness And The Pig, The (2002)
Royal Friend befriends porkerette.
Oct 23, 2008
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Bastard, The (1978)
Shatner's in Revered role.
Jul 16, 2012
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Battle Of The Sexes, The (1928)
Skinner: skin and boners.
Dec 14, 2012
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Beast From Haunted Cave (1960)
Dakota spelunkers' expedition: beastly!
Jul 14, 2012
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Beast Of The City, The (1932)
Huston's Daisy: errs, riffles.
Jan 25, 2010
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Beau Travail (1999)
Pooft, newbie shake Djibouti.
Nov 3, 2009
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Because I Love You (2012)
Elmore shoots Stockholm Syndrome.
Aug 21, 2013
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Because The Night (2009)
Swedish evening draws quartet.
Aug 2, 2013
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Bedford Incident, The (1965)
Widmark: anti-Commie *with sub*!
May 1, 2012
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Sandler's tales become taller!
Nov 18, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Before I Go To Sleep (2014)
Joffe, Kidman relive day.
Sep 4, 2013
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Being Michael Madsen (2007)
Weirdo unreality inflames Madsen.
Mar 26, 2012
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Bella (2006)
Apple halts footie hero.
Nov 26, 2010
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Below The Belt (1980)
Hash-slinger turns rassler.
Aug 16, 2010
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Ben Banks (2012)
Corpse wakes stoner scribbler.
Apr 11, 2013
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Benjy (1951)
Zinnemann's tiny Oscar winner.
May 18, 2011
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Berlin (2007)
Schnabel, Reed Germanize Brooklyn.
Jul 15, 2011
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Best Man Down (2012)
Best man didn't last.
Mar 25, 2013
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Between Strangers (2002)
Young Ponti: 'Action, Mom!'
Jul 8, 2012
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Yapper needs legal immigrants.
Jul 4, 2011
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