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Three Kings (1999) |
| 62 reviews |
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Film rated 3.6 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.7 / 5)
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| Stealing from Saddam's Gomorrah. |
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| Treasure map smells funny. |
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| Clooney gets booty, twice. |
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| Thieving soldiers regain conscience. |
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| America invades Iraq? Unrealistic. |
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| Iraqi gold hunting mercenaries. |
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| Brilliantly critiques Gulf war. |
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| Iraqi's gold becomes Americans'. |
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| Wahlberg drinks Iraqi oil. |
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| Passage holds treasure map. |
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| Marky Mark's military bunch. |
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| Lexus DOES make convertables! |
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| Marky Mark's looting bunch. |
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| Cow explodes, milk spills. |
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| Anal probing equals gold. |
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| Spilled milk excites village. |
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| Downfalls of USA explained. |
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| Clooney swipes war booty. |
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| Conscience = shooting more people. |
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| Soldier breaths through pipe. |
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| Golden Gates redistributes loot. |
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| Map stinks, film doesn't. |
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| Soldiers seek Saddam's stash. |
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| Clooney's crew seek gold. |
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| Americans lead Mercedes Caravan. |
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| Soldiers, stealing, sand: STUPID. |
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| Clooney's going for gold. |
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| Soldiers liberate Iraqis, gold. |
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| Poor 'Kelly's Heroes' rehash. |
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| Testosterone worshipping ca-ca. |
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| Kuwaiti civilians outweigh gold. |
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| Clooney seeks Iraqi gold. |
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| Soldiers steal Saddam's gold. |
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| Half-tracked, half-assed gold rush. |
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| Clooney has gilted conscience. |
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| Map requires gloves, disinfectant. |
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