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				I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle (1990) | 
			 
				
			
			
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				Film rated 3.3 / 5 
				(Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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		| Parasite with dashboard lights. | 
	 
	
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		| Its chrome reflects nothing. | 
	 
	
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		| Vampire motorcycle repellant� Motocross? | 
	 
	
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		| Takes B-negative unleaded. | 
	 
	
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		| Defeat with Harley water? | 
	 
	
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		| Taking motorcycle for fang. | 
	 
	
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		| Motorcycle has plasmatic transmission. | 
	 
	
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		| Man's Harley really sucks. | 
	 
	
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		| Be-fanged, be-wheeled, bedevilled, bewildered. | 
	 
	
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		| Chopper avoids crossings. | 
	 
	
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		| 'Christine' gets two tired. | 
	 
	
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		| An open-throated exhaust system. | 
	 
	
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		| Transylvanian transportation. | 
	 
	
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		| Motorcycle casts no reflection! | 
	 
	
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