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Zardoz (1974) |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.4 / 5)
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| Bond's knickers invite snickers. |
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| Rampling tests erectile dysfunction. |
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| Deification through indentation truncation. |
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| Connery stars in loincloth. |
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| Enlightened Connery reads 'Oz'. |
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| ...Oz story incites curiosity. |
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| Boorman's Bond 'Barbarella'. |
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| Truly inventive, underrated parody. |
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| Poncey British futuristic nonsense. |
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| Connery kills, immortality bores. |
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| Connery plays Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-zed. |
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| Mirrored images confuse Connery. |
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| Sean wears wedding dress. |
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| Gun = good, penis = evil. |
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| Connery loves brutal head. |
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| Zed's Zardoz advocates annihilation. |
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| Nappy Connery. Crappy film. |
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| Connery invades someone's head. |
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| Diapered Connery incredibly boring. |
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| Connery wears red diaper. |
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| Floating stone-head vomits Kalashnikovs. |
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| Ponytail and strange plot. |
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| Odd people, tattered book. |
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