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2012 (2009) |
| 87 reviews |
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Film rated 2.7 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.6 / 5)
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| 158 minutes? Armageddon bored. |
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| Year, script both disastrous. |
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| Emmerich's worst year ever. |
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| Global warranty date expires. |
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| Interesting apocalyptic story ark. |
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| 2012: Apocalypse Right Now. |
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| Emmerich's 'Year After Tomorrow'. |
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| Cusack's ground-breaking film. |
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| A Cusack cinematic disaster. |
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| Emmerich's waters break ... everything. |
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| Emmerich exceeds expiration date. |
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| Emmerich engenders towering tsunami. |
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| Emmerich: WE weren't warned! |
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| 2012 a cataclysm? Absolutely! |
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| Kennedy trashes White House. |
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| Woody destroyed by eruption. |
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| Armageddon, right on Cusack. |
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| Cusack cruises to Arkadia. |
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| Vegas becomes singe city. |
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| Wisconsin becomes south pole. |
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| Mayan's predictions; Hollywood depictions. |
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| Emmerich cracks, plane boring. |
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| Emmerich's date with destiny. |
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| Neutrinos are destroying Earth. |
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| Emmerich destroys Washington Monument. |
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| Dalai Lama waves goodbye. |
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| London Olympics get suspended. |
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| Survivors seek African port. |
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| Municipal tax sources depleted. |
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| World's wealthy fund arks. |
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| Emmerich's Baktun bunkum epic. |
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| Antonov breaks landing gear. |
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| Tectonic turmoil = terrifying tsunami. |
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| Drakensberg range now highest. |
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| Sun renders Earth popcorn. |
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| Expensive watch saves family. |
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| Plastic surgeon flies plane. |
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| Mayan prophecy comes true. |
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| Yellowstone eccentric foretells apocalypse. |
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| Giraffes dangle from helicopters. |
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| Lama catches monster wave. |
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| Cusack faces Emmerich's cataclysm. |
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| Waterworld: The Beginning. |
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| African diaspora reversed. |
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| Cusack needs bigger plane. |
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| "Super Cusack" outruns volcano. |
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| Cusack's faster - speeding volcano. |
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| Tidal waves extinguish volcanoes. |
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| 2012: not total disaster. |
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