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Watchmen (2009) |
| 97 reviews |
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Film rated 3.6 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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| Comedian has punch lines. |
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| Comedian's finale falls flat. |
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| Big Blue achieves dominance. |
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| Alternate '85 alienates anti-heroes. |
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| Crudup's Manhattan Project. |
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| 2.75 hours! Watchmen unwatchable. |
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| Silk Spectre? Spandex Spectre!! |
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| Zzzz...BLUE PENIS!...zzzz. |
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| Rorschach test; Blake, Veidt. |
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| Everyone watches the Watchmen. |
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| Comedian's finish falls flat. |
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| Comedian's dyin' out there! |
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| Osterman gets blue balls. |
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| (Dr) Manhattan murder mystery. |
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| Last laugh's on Comedian. |
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| Blue penis doesn't satisfy. |
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| Final Rorschach test? Rorschach. |
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| Sludgy inclination: fill Spectre. |
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| Headlines: Manhattan expos�. |
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| Fake invasion causes peace. |
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| Psychic Squid kills millions. |
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| Superheros reset Doomsday clock. |
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| Turning heroes' clocks back. |
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| Analogous heroes seek murderer. |
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| Ozymandias mixes up Manhattan. |
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| Wearing costumes aids lovemaking. |
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| Tricky Dicky still POTUS. |
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| Who's wasting the Watchmen? |
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| Rorschach reduced to smears. |
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| Yellow smiley, blue willy. |
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| Nite Owl's fridge raided. |
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| Watchmen long watch, man. |
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| Mask symmetry; Nixon perpetuity. |
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| Post-era superheroes bitterly adjust. |
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| Rorschach serves dish, chips. |
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| Alien InVeidtsion blocks armageddon. |
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| Osterman becomes new Man. |
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| Adrian Veidt: Moore genius. |
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| Comedian is morbidly unfunny. |
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| Rorschach becomes red ink. |
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| Manhattan invades Vietnam. |
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| Serial killer targets costumed. |
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| Dr. Manhattan exposes himself. |
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| Ex-superhero's struggle against attacks. |
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| Superheroes sweat, screw, disintegrate. |
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| Manhattan disintegrates Viet-Cong. |
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| Owlish hovercraft simulates orgasm. |
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| Comedian definitely not funny. |
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| Rorschach temporarily loses face. |
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| Comedian performs handgun abortion. |
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| Lavender blue, Billy Billy... |
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| Ozymandias plans world domination. |
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| Ozymandias the modern Pharaoh. |
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| Ozymandias cleverly kills Comedian. |
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| Akerman triggers premature incineration. |
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| Dreiburg: cosplay is foreplay. |
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| Massacre achieves greater Goode. |
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| Ozy continues vegetarian meglomania. |
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| Rorschach Rorschach tested. |
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| Snyder animates X-Men wannabees. |
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| Manhattan's project; create life. |
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| Akerman's acting: substandard spectacle. |
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| Manhattan's one man threesome. |
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| Comedian kills preg'nam lady. |
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