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101
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
When Jesus came.
AC
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(85)
102
Secretary (2002)
Typist gets bum rap.
lemmycaution
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(85)
103
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Groom With A Drew.
Sean
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(85)
104
Deliverance (1972)
Warn Beatty!
lemmycaution
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(83)
105
Con Air (1997)
Boeing. John Malkovich.
Koli
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106
Ben-Hur (1959)
Speedway with real horsepower.
thefoxboy
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(82)
107
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo visits Shelob's website.
Alan Smithee
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108
Monster (2003)
Charlize no angel.
lemmycaution
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(80)
109
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack in the box.
Sean
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(80)
110
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice sea, dead people.
Sean
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(79)
111
March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Sean
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(79)
112
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick Unbeauty.
SixFourian
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(79)
113
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo's prior experience useful.
Conan The Westy
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114
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny bugs.
randall
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(79)
115
American Pie (1999)
Passion Of The Crust.
noncentz
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(78)
116
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
E.T., foe gnome.
noncentz
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(78)
117
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo 'tard.
noncentz
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(78)
118
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dante
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(78)
119
King Arthur (2004)
Guenevere lanced a lot.
thefoxboy
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(77)
120
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt CoBang.
thefoxboy
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(77)
121
Cast Away (2000)
Rest of cast's away.
randall
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(76)
122
Memento (2000)
Don't reveal shocking beginning!
randall
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(76)
123
Cleopatra (1963)
My Pharaoh Lady.
lemmycaution
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(75)
124
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Piggy back.
SixFourian
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(75)
125
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon in tin can.
thefoxboy
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(74)
126
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Thieving Las Vegas.
thefoxboy
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(74)
127
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut yer Trapps.
Conan The Westy
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(74)
128
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Harris on fjord.
noncentz
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(74)
129
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny, bloody Sonny.
lemmycaution
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(74)
130
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin: Thief Of Prints.
Corduroy Pillow
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(74)
131
Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Josh the cat
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(73)
132
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader downs a Guinness.
Sludge
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(73)
133
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
A Farewell to Farms.
lemmycaution
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(73)
134
X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
benj clews
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(73)
135
Best In Show (2000)
Sit happens.
thefoxboy
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(73)
136
Silent Movie (1976)
'One word film' review.
Downtown
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(73)
137
Truman Show, The (1998)
Orwell, But Ends Well.
SixFourian
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(72)
138
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and Western.
bife
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(72)
139
Bourne Identity, The (1988)
First Bourne.
randall
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(72)
140
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
11 out of 10.
bife
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(72)
141
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Runaway women gorge themselves.
AC
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(71)
142
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gone With The Wind.
thefoxboy
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(71)
143
All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer of 69.
thefoxboy
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(71)
144
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Manhattan on the rocks.
randall
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(71)
145
Elf (2003)
Elfish bastard.
noncentz
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(70)
146
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
demonic
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(70)
147
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Josh the cat
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(70)
148
Back To The Future (1985)
20th Century Fox.
benj clews
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(70)
149
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom waits.
noncentz
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(69)
150
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When Hairy Met Sulley.
RockGolf
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(69)
151
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke. Pa. No hand.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(69)
152
Secretary (2002)
Spanking the flunky.
lemmycaution
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(69)
153
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
A Knight To Dismember.
Joe Blevins
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(69)
154
Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Cheese_Ed
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(69)
155
Zoolander (2001)
War of the poses.
Corduroy Pillow
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(69)
156
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Raw and Order.
thefoxboy
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(69)
157
Signs (2002)
Farmageddon.
noncentz
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(69)
158
Fight Club (1999)
Boxing, Helena.
SixFourian
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(69)
159
Groundhog Day (1993)
Different shit. Same day.
Montgomery
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(69)
160
Lost In Translation (2003)
Blief Encounter.
lemmycaution
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(69)
161
American Pie (1999)
Pie Who Shagged Me.
thefoxboy
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(69)
162
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho cuisine.
randall
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(69)
163
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Hamlite.
randall
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(69)
164
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kissed me, Kate?
lemmycaution
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(69)
165
Splash (1984)
You've Got Tail.
thefoxboy
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(69)
166
Chastity Belt, The (1967)
'Thighs Wide Shut'.
lemmycaution
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(68)
167
Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
RockGolf
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(68)
168
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Hymen and Garfunkel.
randall
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(68)
169
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Cod help us.
bife
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(68)
170
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Raiders Of Lost Park.
thefoxboy
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(68)
171
Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens, Smith and Jones.
noncentz
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172
Scrooged (1988)
Murray Christmas.
noncentz
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(67)
173
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Burns burns Burns.
AC
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(67)
174
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Cop and slobber.
lemmycaution
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(67)
175
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew a blank.
Corduroy Pillow
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(67)
176
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ford. Explorer.
Yukon
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(67)
177
Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus very popular name.
AC
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(67)
178
Urine (1999)
Streaming video.
randall
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(67)
179
Misery (1990)
Caan cancels dancing lessons.
thefoxboy
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(67)
180
Jaws (1975)
Diet: fish and ships.
bife
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(66)
181
Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
demonic
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(66)
182
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Feddies vs. Jason.
randall
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(66)
183
Three Stooges, The (2000)
The show about Nyucking.
thefoxboy
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(66)
184
Sitting Bull (1954)
Bull Sit.
thefoxboy
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(66)
185
Ring, The (2002)
Tape Fear.
Sludge
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(66)
186
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Look Who's Torquing.
AC
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(66)
187
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby
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(66)
188
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Abra-cadaver.
AC
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(65)
189
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock. Enroll!
RockGolf
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(65)
190
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Least Of The Mohicans.
Cheese_Ed
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(65)
191
Speed (1994)
Unbrakeable.
Falken
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(65)
192
Fritz The Cat (1972)
Kitty Porn.
Pope George Ringo
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(65)
193
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
randall
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(65)
194
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Top Shogun'.
The Person who...
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(65)
195
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hooker, liner, and sinker.
noncentz
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(65)
196
10 (1979)
Slo-mo Bo: woah!
randall
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(65)
197
Blue Crush (2002)
Tubular belles.
noncentz
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(64)
198
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz
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(64)
199
Monsturd (2003)
Who dung it?
thefoxboy
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(64)
200
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean
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(64)
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